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Daughter of the Sea

Part II

Masterlist

Rhinestones

Luke Castellan x f!reader

Summary: The aftermath of beating Luke comes with consequences.

Work Count: 1.8k

TW: Violence, blood, weapons, mean Luke, broken bones

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“WHO IN OLYMPUS PUT PINK RHINESTONES ON MY DAGGERS?” You yell in anger.

After your victory in Capture the Flag, everyone in camp had a newfound sense of respect for you and your abilities. And to your delight, they contented your skill with that of the infamous Luke Castellan. Unsurprisingly, the one and only Golden Boy wasn’t too happy about this and had been on a mission to make your life a living hell since that day.

But this was too far.

The knives, your prized possessions were covered in pastel pink shimmery rhinestones, and it was most likely Luke's fault.

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You marched up to Chris taking a fistful of this orange camp shirt, “Where. is. Castellan.”

It wasn’t a question. It was a demand.

You felt Chris’ body tense, he was all too familiar with your aggressive tendencies.

“I-…I don’t know.” He replied eyes fleeting away from your gaze.

You didn’t buy his answer for a minute.

Shoving him a little more this time, you spoke, “Don’t lie to me Chris. I know you know where he is.”

He was trembling my now, that much was evident. You supposed that after throwing a knife near his head in Capture the Flag, Chris was most likely terrified of you.

You don’t know what you would’ve done to Chris if he didn’t tell you. Probably nothing pretty. So for the fearful boy in your grasp, it was lucky that you caught a glimpse of dark curls rounding the corner.

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“Castellan!” You yelled from across the dining area. Luke’s eyes found yours and based on the smirk adorning his features you confirmed the culprit.

Now it was time to apprehend him.

You took off sprinting in his direction, rhinestone knife raised in your right hand.

“You’re gonna suffer for this!” You scream, chest heaving from running.

You saw alarm pass over Luke’s eyes. Good. He should be afraid.

As you began to close in on him, he took off running in the opposite direction. What a cowered. You refused to back down, forcing your legs forward as you tried to regulate your breathing.

By now you had arrived at the woods, but it appeared that Luke had no intention of stopping anytime soon. So you chased after him.

The trees made it difficult to keep up with the Hermes boy, but you pushed on despite this. After running for what felt like hours you finally spotted Luke sitting on a large rock, one leg bent as he rested his elbow on his knee.

“You made it, Chaos. Thought I might have lost you back there.” He said.

You rolled your eyes, desiring nothing more than to rip his head from his body.

“You are so dead, Castellan.” You seethed.

He nodded, patronizing you as a smug expression clung to his features. “I see you found my present.”

“Present?” You spat, “You vandalized my daggers!”

Luke leaned back from his perched position. He was calm and collected and this made you all the more frustrated.

“Did I? Or did I just bedazzle them for you?”

You chuckled angrily, “Bedazzle? Castellan you covered my knives in pink rhinestones and the only excesses you have for you actions is that you “bedazzled” them.” You look to the sky as you throw up your hands. “Unbelievable.”

“Oh come on, Chaos, loosen up. You must have known that I had a motive.” He spoke, eyes darkening ever so slightly.

“I don’t know why I’m even hearing you out right now when I should be inflicting you with a painful death.”

Luke chuckled, clearly humoured, “Like you could, even if you tried.”

“Don’t underestimate me, Castellan. You do remember what happened last time, don’t you?” You spoke, every word coated in venom, “Or do I need to jog your memory?”

Luke raised his hands in front of him with faux surrender.

You scoffed.

“Now is there a reason you brought me here or should I resume what I had planned for you?” You said.

Luke quirked a brow, “I didn’t force you to follow me, Chaos. That’s on you.”

You didn’t reply. Opting to glare at him with hatred.

Luke appeared amused at your anger. He pushed his body off the rock and stalked up to you. His dark eyes captured your gaze as he stood before you. The Hermes boy towered over you, and you had to tilt your head up to see his face.

You didn’t realize how hard you were clenching your fists until you felt the familiar trickle of crimson blood staining your palms. Four crescent wounds adored your palms on each hand.

Luke noticed the small amount of blood seeping from your clenched fists. “You must really hate me.” He said, a smirk remaining on his face, “The feeling is mutual.”

You turn from him to take a deep breath, “I didn’t come here to discuss the obvious, Castellan.” You state. “In fact, I didn’t come here to talk at all.”

That moment you broke. Your walls of restraint crumbled, unleashing all your anger.

You punched Luke. You punched him hard, and you liked it. You were a volcano, rage erupting and flames lapping up anything in its path.

Luke stumbled back at the impact. He recovered quickly, standing tall as he spat blood from his mouth onto the ground. He loved this. Luke loved your rage, and he had no clue why. There was just something about the way your eyes darkened and the way you carried yourself that had Luke drinking in your anger. So instead of recoiling from your touch, he edged you on even more. “Come on, Chaos. That’s all you got? You're Pathetic.”

He obtained the reaction he was looking for. You lunged at him, and the force of your clenched fist came with you. You swung at his face again, but this time he caught your hand.

“Nuh uh, Chaos. Don’t ruin this pretty little face of mine, how else am I supposed to look at you?”

A growl of frustration rose from the back of your throat. Was this idiot seriously flirting with you right now? It seemed like with every passing second you had a stronger desire to permanently remove that perfect smirk adorning his lips. Hands finding his chest you pushed him down with all your power, tackling him to the ground.

Luke groaned as you set yourself over him, mimicking the same position from Capture the Flag. You reached for his arms to restrain him, but he constantly evaded your reach. You continued to go for his arms the height of his limbs forcing you to surge forward. When you finally reached his arms you relaxed, shifting back. Why wasn’t he fighting back?

Luke’s eyes captured yours as something new passed through them.

“If you wanted me on top of you, you should’ve just asked.” You prodded, but he seemed to snap at your words.

Luke pushed you down, snagging his limbs out of your grasp. He gripped your wrist and pulled you to the side, but it was to no avail. Your thighs were gripping his body, fighting to remain. You climbed over his chest, pushing your elbow down to his throat.

“Have I joged your memory yet, Castellan?”

He only groans in response as you move back.

Luke’s eyes are screwed shut, an unreadable expression falling over his face. “Stop moving.” He spoke breathlessly.

Your eyes widen

“What?”

He inhales sharply, “You heard me, Chaos. Stop moving.”

You freeze in place as Luke shoves you off of himself.

Your shock only increases as he stands, pulling you into his grip.

His eyes sweep over you, hair in disarray, shirt stained with dirt from the ground.

“Finally,” He breathes, “You listened.”

His words snap you out of your shock, as you go in for another blow. Luke anticipated this though. He caught your fist and twisted your arm around your back. A whine escaped your lips at the sudden pain.

“You’re always so dam (pun intended) stubborn. Always so hot-headed, it’s incredibly frustrating.” He spoke, pulling on your arm with more force.

“Luke,” You cry out. Silently begging for him to release you, even though you both knew you’d never voice your true meaning. Begging him to let you go would be admitting defeat, and you would never allow that.

“You want me to let go huh? Well, we both know the last time we fought you dislocated my shoulder. I couldn’t use it for days, probably drank more ambrosia than is even possible.”

Your body desperately fights against his, in an aim to free your arm. You try to escape his grasp, but his arms are wrapped securely around you. You involuntarily cry out again as Luke tugs your arm harder.

“Luke,” You whine more desperately this time.

He only allowed another one of his signature smirks to dress his face.

“Stop fighting me Chaos. I am the only victor of this camp. There’s no room for the both of us.” He said, voice hard and cold.

Luke shoved you to the ground pushing you down, but you do your best to resist, fighting against his grip.

“Do you want me to break this little arm of yours?” He asks, anger coating his tone.

You shake your head. The pain made your eyes water, as you spent all your energy holding them in. You didn’t understand why people liked the boy in front of you. He was a monster. Sure he was nice to the newbies, and he adored Annabeth, but to you, he was worse than the Typhon, who rendered all the gods almost entirely powerless. Maybe Luke had a nice side, but you were much more accustomed with the one before you.

“You’re quiet now, aren’t you? Never thought I’d see the day when Chaos, herself has nothing to say.”

You have always hated Luke Castellan. But in this moment you despise him with your entire being. He was humiliating you. He was taking away your glory. Piece by piece Luke was tearing it from you, and you were doing all you could to hold on to it.

During your fight with Luke, you had approached a riverbank. Your father could help you thought. Dad, I need you. You called for your father god of the seas, yet as Luke forced you to the ground you knew that no help would come from Poseidon. Either he didn’t hear or he didn’t care, either way, you are solely left to defend yourself. And as glory fades, embedding itself into Luke, you are desperate to take action.

As Luke pushed your body down harder you reasoned that you needed to act immediately. So without another thought you rolled to your side, slamming your body weight down on your arm in Luke’s hold. An intense crack was heard and instantly Luke tore his hands from you. You screamed in anguish as you fought the water forming in your eyes.

A long pause of silence filled the air between you and the Hermes boy.

“Chaos…” He spoke quietly. Something that almost sounded like worry filled his voice.

You didn’t care what Luke had to say. All that you could think of was peeling every ounce of his glory and bestowing it upon yourself. You wanted respect. You demanded it. You took a deep breath, standing upright. A dark chuckle fell from your lips, “You were right about one thing, Castellan. There’s no room for the both of us.”

Luke doesn’t make an effort to speak. He just stood there in shock. You were glad, though as you studied him, it appeared that hundreds of emotions passed his eyes, anger, confusion, hatred, but most of all concern.

You took another deep breath to hold in your suffering, but the sheer intensity of the pain was too much. As you opened your mouth, desperate for air to fill your lungs, you were met with nothing. You couldn’t feel anything besides the riveting pain travelling down your entire body. Your mind became fuzzy and your body was dizzy. Before you could even react, you were falling. Down, down, down. Your body went numb, and you were sure that you would’ve hit the ground with a concussion, if Luke hadn’t lunged forward, slipping his arms around you, and catching your fall.

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A/n I had this all ready to publish, and then half of it like deleted itself...so if the second half of this part sucks, its cause I had to rewrite it in my anger.

Tag list: @motorsp0rt @astronomical-admonition @edenssworld @sillychloe @viennasaysstuff @esposadomd @bogbutteronmycroissant

In another Universe you are not your father’s favorite daughter and it is a blessing in disguise.

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Nico Di Angelo fluff alphabet

˚⊹ Pairing(s): Nico Di Angelo x Reader(no pronouns/no specific godly parent)

˚⊹Warning(s): Cuss words, could be ooc, TikTok/gen z humor/language

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

He adores everything about you

No,it isn’t some cringe ass thing I’m saying just to say

I honestly do believe he likes everything about you

Sure he’s bias on what things

But he loves the way you laugh,smile and even those cringe ass jokes you make.

B = Body(what is their favorite part of your body?)

Honestly I definitely see Nicos favorite part of your body being your hands.

He loves his hair being played with and he’s always moving your hand to his head or his head to your lap.

Your lap being his second favorite place because he can rest there whenever

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Nico definitely hates physical touch of any kind

I think we all know that, however you’re the exception

So going on,he sleeps all over the place

But, he likes when you hold him. Poor boy had been traumatized enough so having his trust and comfort enough for you to cuddle him is 💯.

So it’s pretty comforting to be able to hold him and cuddle whenever.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Honestly broski is glad ur even dating him

He’s an obvious introvert and prefers you and him alone some where like in your room or outside having a picnic.

Definitely prefers just you two but if you decide to go out he doesn’t say anything in the moment but suggests u don’t ever do that again later on.

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

Def emotionally stiff and constipated outwardly

Inwardly his emotions are sour of control

Ofc that changed eventually but still

He learns to be more expressive and it gets to the point where you’re the only one who understands what he’s feeling/thinking.

F = Future (What are their plans for the future? Do they see themselves getting married, having kids?)

He doesn’t rlly have plans of a family or kids or anything

He’d only ever thought of surviving and recently, you

He doesn’t really need anything besides his friends and you, especially you

So don’t expect him to ever bring up kids or anything because u and Hazel are his family now so 🤷‍♀️

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

He likes giving you stuff but not rlly

He likes pampering you and stuff but rlly he just shoved it in your hands and if u mention it,well just don’t.

Same vice versa except he doesn’t rlly know how to react so he’ll look like he’s trying to shit but can’t

Be gentle cuz broski might like ur gifts but can’t express it

It’s ok tho 👍

H = Holding Hands(when/how do they like to hold hands?)

Def not into PDA

However, he will still hold your hand and partially because he wants to be close and protect you and cuz you’ve been arguing that he’s too cold and needs to warm up.

Most likely to hold your hand while you two walk alone or if he holds your hand while he has it in his hoodie pocket.

The second one happens mostly during winter

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Horribly

Yea he knows you’re strong and capable but he’s horribly protective

Anyone who hurts you will know his wrath and he’s not afraid to make sure it’s known.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Def becomes a bit of a jokester after you get past his cold demeanor

His humor is so broken and mostly consists of online bs

Definitely includes some dark humor too

I can def see him joking around w u or even playing pranks on each other.

It seems like he’s a completely different person when he’s joking around

Def scares the campers

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Mostly in short but sweet pecks on the lips or cheek

Mostly on the cheek

Doesn’t rlly kiss that often but he likes being kissed

Mostly around his face and stuff but it don’t matter

Kisses change depending on the mood too so sometimes it’s desperate and even a bit heated

Nothing ever rlly comes of it tho

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

He’s always showing you his love and care

Even the most obvious ways, in which he’s hugging you and wanting to be close

And even if it’s most dreadfully annoying, his love language is to scold or even tell u off for scaring the shit out of him when it comes to monsters and stuff.

So yes Nico di Angelo loves you even tho at times it seems like he doesn’t, if you ever doubt he doesn’t love you he’ll be seriously hurt

M= Melt ( What do you do that absolutely makes them melt?)

All the stupid shit you do

Especially for him

Like going out of your way to buy him a bouquet and accompany it with a cringe love letter

Or even singing him a romance song to “proclaim” your love despite the fact you’ve been together for a good while now

He honestly finds it endearing so don’t ever stop

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

His worst fear is losing you

He’s lost basically everyone in his life and you’re one of the only good things left of it

So when he wakes up from a bad nightmare he appreciates you being there and rubbing his back and just hugging him.

O = Obvious (How obvious do they make it that they like you?)

Not obvious whatsoever

To you (if you’re rlly oblivious or the average person)

Let me elaborate

Nico is very obvious if you know the difference between his normal and unnormal behavior/if you can read him.

Otherwise you don’t got a clue

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

Cringe ass ugly ass nicknames

Based off your godly parent and powers and stuff

Def goes along when u call him pookie wookie or anything of the sort

Would be disgusted if u actually meant it

As if he wasn’t calling u his sugar booger just a sec ago

Hypocrite.

Q = Quiet ( How are the calm, quiet moments with them?)

Incredible

It’s nice to just lay back and admire the stars or even each other in silence

No matter how cringe he insists it is, it’s still obvious how much he loves it especially when you get to see him smile.

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

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R= Romance ( How romantic are they? What are their go-to ways of being romantic?)

Kinda see him as a romantic

But like doesn’t know how to be romantic

Yknow?

He definitely reads romance books,listens to romance songs but never saw himself being in a romantic relationship

So he’s rough around the edges but once y’all become comfortable he goes out of his way to show u affection

Kissing your cheek, laying on you,buying you food,etc.

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Y’all wouldn’t be in a relationship if broski was secretive

He obviously still keeps stuff to himself but he’s open enough to tell you things about where he is,what’s going on etc

S = safe (What makes them feel safe and comfortable around you?)

Cuz you’re u

You’re his boyfriend and you’d have to be super close to even have this level of relationship

You guys can joke around without it being awkward or forced and that’s what he loves

He feels especially safe when he’s tucked warmly in your arms.

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

It took awhile

He was pretty closed off and traumatized so it makes sense

But once y’all got closer you were inseparable so it was worth it.

T= Tend ( How do they act when you’re hurt or sick, and vice versa?)

He’s not exactly a healer but he uses his scariness to give u the best treatment

He’s very cold to others during this time and on edge with anything involving you.

Very protective as well

He’s appreciate if u didn’t speak too much or loudly if he were ever sick tho

Don’t coddle him, he says he hates it

Acting as if he doesn’t smile when u do)

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

He’s pretty much like

“Cowabummer” if it’s sum not that major

Like he’ll sympathize but move on

If it’s major he def gives u space and doesn’t say sum bs like “I understand u” or whatever

He listens and asks if u want some feedback, if not then he ain’t saying anything

Eventually gives unsolicited feedback cuz he always gotta give offhand comments)

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

He’s proud of you and your guy’s relationship

He won’t exactly show it off per say but he won’t hesitate to be proud of you

He doesn’t rlly show u off but mostly just says stuff like “yea (your name) can do that but like 100x better”

But what he really thought was “(your name) would beat that guy in a sec ”

Rlly admires u

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Fighting is kinda sorta essential to survive as a demigod sooo….

But when it comes to fights he obvs protective

Just not too much where it’s annoying

Only if u got hurt or not able to protect urself

He def fights for you and besides you

If anyone insults him, ok he’s mad

But if anyone insults you,he’s fucking pissed

U better do the same broski)

W = Wash ( What’s it like taking a bath with them, or helping them wash up after a fight?)

Nicos pretty quiet and doesn’t talk after a fight

He’s exhausted and too tired to,he might try to reject your help but with much perseverance you pushed through and finally was able to clean and wash him up.

You bandaged him up and fed him some nectar

He was pretty obedient,not putting up a fight for the most part.

Quiet too

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

He can read you pretty well

Atleast what you’re probably thinking overall

Sometimes he overthinks and begins wondering what if…?

Can understand you a decent amount

X= XO (How do they show you affection? How much PDA are they willing to show?)

He’s pretty affectionate when he wants to be

Mostly when he’s sleepy and off guard.

Hes warmed up to you so that includes occasional physical touch.

Mostly with your hands, now he hardly fidgets with his skull ring,mostly fidgeting with your hands or something on you.

These little displays of affection go unnoticed by others but not by you.

In terms of PDA he hates it

Please don’t ever kiss him in front of anyone, especially Hazel

He doesn’t mind hand holding, and if you were in a life or death situation PDA is off his mind and he’d rather cry and hug and sob with you then not have you near him just cuz he’s unaffectionate in public.

Y = Yearn ( What do they do when they miss you?)

Yes.

When he misses you he becomes grumpy and cranky to everyone

He’d probably lay in your bed for comfort or get one of your hoodies and put it on.

Falls asleep and hopes when he wakes up you’ll be there.

Even if you’re not, he hopes he’ll dream of you

Regrets it cuz then he misses u more even in his dreams)

Zzz (How do they act when they get sleepy? How is it sleeping in the same bed?)

He’s dizzy and a bit delirious

And You both end up cuddling after laughing and talking about random shit at 2 am

He’s kinda of a crazy sleeper and has notoriously bad bed head

Cute but rlly bad

Same when he’s sleepy

He’s so cute and most times he says what on his mind instead of filtering it out.

Def makes u pay for it when he in a clearer set of mind.

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Art Credit(s): @/viria

A/n: added two prompts for a couple of letters just cuz I felt like it and don’t hesitate to let me know if there are any spelling mistakes! :)

The movies are good standalones. Forget the book, it’s its own thing.

Leven Rambin as Clarisse will never not blow my mind, when I first watched the movies, I immediately became obsessed with Clarisse La Rue.

Everyone’s hating, but did you see the comedy in the movie, it’s literally gold:

1- Dionysus rejecting Annabeth’s idea then later at the campfire introduces it as his, perfect execution by the actor by the way.

2- Percy and Clarisse’s “I did it!” + “We did it!” moment??Fucking hilarious.

3- Luke calling them his cousins and as Kronos his grandfather, then Kronos says: “Great, my FAVORITE” LIKE HELLO??? Comedy gold people.

The acting was freaking insane, yeah the dialogue sometimes was awkward, and the fight scene in the first movie, with Percy and Annabeth and their swords, reaaaally awkward.

But as a whole, it was really fun to watch and shaped my future interests.

I think people need to stop hating so much, and just enjoy things as they are. I admit there were so many things changed and chucked, and I wished for some of the book scenes/characters to be IN the actual movie (or at least mention them) but overall the movies were enjoyable and I was cackling the entire time I rewatched it.

Listen, I know this fandom loves to collectively hate the movies.

But fuck that, I will always love them. For one, because without the first, I would have never ended up in this fandom, I would have never heard of this niche little book series (it ain’t big in Germany, not even after two movies and without them even less) - but for another, because of Clarisse la Rue.

Casting for Chiron and Hermes in the second movie were also on-point, but I simply adore Leven Rambin as Clarisse la Rue - and I love the on-screen chemistry she has with Logan Lerman. Their teasing, their banter, the way they looked at each other - seriously, I can not describe her as anything but “smitten” when Percy nods at her as she is carried off by the crowd.

I did not ship those two before I watched Sea of Monsters and I came out of that movie shipping them hard.

Also, if you don’t appreciate Leven’s arms in this movie, I don’t know what you’re doing with your life, because hot damn:

Say what you will about the movies - and you will, I know - but Leven Rambin did a bang job and characterized Clarisse la Rue on point.

Apollo: Will you go on this wonderful, life risking, extremely threatening quest with me?

Percy, taking in a sharp breath between his teeth half-heartedly: Oof, sorry dude, but my mom said no.

Percy & Annabeth: aaaaahh!!

Percy: We’re d-d-drving in a…

Percy & Annabeth: Boat!

Annabeth: Destination The Sea of…

Percy & Annabeth: Monsters!

Percy: Pass the mic right over to…

Percy & Annabeth: Grover!!

Annabeth: …We forgot Grover.

Percy: But we can’t turn back cause’ we’ve gone too far!

Annabeth: We have to go back tho, we can’t leave him…

Annabeth: It was a good rhyme tho.

Leo: People say I’m funny but really I’m just self deprecating and they think I’m joking. Most of the time I’m not.

Percy: How petty can you get?


Annabeth: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Leo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.


Piper: Leo, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Annabeth: This is such a bad idea.


Percy: Then why are you coming along?


Annabeth: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Annabeth, talking to Percy on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?


Percy: You bet!


Annabeth: At what temperature?


Percy: 535.


Annabeth: That's the clock.


Percy:


Annabeth:


Percy: 536.

Percy: Am I in trouble?


Annabeth: Take a guess.


Percy: No?


Annabeth: Take another guess.

Percy: Wise girl said we were having burgers-

Chiron: If Annabeth jumped off a cliff, would you?

Percy: …

Chiron: Percy!

Percy: Well- I- uh- I mean it depends!

Chiron: Don’t jump off of a cliff!

Percy: I mean I wasn’t planning on it.

Chiron: But if Annabeth did you would?!

Percy: …

Chiron: PERCY!

Annabeth: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.


Leo: It’s not a joke.


Leo: *sniffles*


Leo: I’m a legit snack

imagine if this was reversed

Percy, blocking out the light with his sun visor while driving:

Apollo, a single tear rolling down his cheek as he looks at Percy: Come on, Perseus. I thought we were cool, man.

Percy: Hey, why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Annabeth: Because they’re marsupials.

Percy: “because they’re marsupials!!” No.

Percy: It’s cuz’ they don’t have the right “koalafications”.

Spoilers for the PJO series!!!

i am unwell 😭

"im okay, im okay... im okay." IM NOT WTF

THIS IS SO SICK AND TWISTEDDD

new pjo episode tmrw how r we feeling guys