MC: (after Sebastian Teaches Her A New Spell) Is There Anything You Cant Do?

MC: (after Sebastian teaches her a new spell) Is there anything you can’t do?

Sebastian: Gather up my wits and ask you out.

MC: What?

Sebastian: What?

MC: *imitating someone* "I can fix him" MC: Well, good for you. I, however, joined him in his insanity.

*MC and Sebastian trying to sneak up on Ranrok Loyalist and find they’re path blocked*

Sebastian: Bombarda

Mc: Sebastian… we were trying to SNEAK up on the enemy.

Sebastian: Shit, you’re right. Well let’s hope they didn’t notice.

Mc: It was a big explosion, how could they not notice?!

**MC staring longingly at Sebastian across the room being idiotic**

Poppy: So why aren’t you and Sebastian dating again?

MC: Because I’d destroy him…

Ominis: Trust me, he’d definitely be into that.

Ominis: Now, are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solutio-

Sebastian: Oh, the problem, definitely.

Ominis: Th - that was rhetorical, you-

MC: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it already is. ✨

Ominis: ....

This one made me actually laugh out loud!

Rookwood: You kidnapped Sebastian Sallow?

Ranrok: Yes

Rookwood: The Hero of Hogwart's Sebastian Sallow?

Ranrok: Yes

Rookwood: Dude, you are so fucked.