Sebastian: Do You Trust Me?

Sebastian: Do you trust me?

MC: Yes.

Sebastian:

Sebastian: I see the past year has taught you nothing.

(Garreth leans over a steals some of MC’s chocolate)

MC: Are you sure you want to do that?

Garreth: (teasing) It’s just chocolate. What are you gonna do? Kill me?

MC: (inhales violently before yelling) Sebastian! Garreth just tried to kiss me!

(Sebastian sprints across the courtyard, wand raised.)

Sebastian: You better start running, Weasley, before I hex out your tongue!!

MC: I won’t but he might.

This one made me actually laugh out loud!

Rookwood: You kidnapped Sebastian Sallow?

Ranrok: Yes

Rookwood: The Hero of Hogwart's Sebastian Sallow?

Ranrok: Yes

Rookwood: Dude, you are so fucked.

Ominis: Now, are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solutio-

Sebastian: Oh, the problem, definitely.

Ominis: Th - that was rhetorical, you-

MC: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it already is. ✨

Ominis: ....

MC: (after Sebastian teaches her a new spell) Is there anything you can’t do?

Sebastian: Gather up my wits and ask you out.

MC: What?

Sebastian: What?

*MC and Sebastian trying to sneak up on Ranrok Loyalist and find they’re path blocked*

Sebastian: Bombarda

Mc: Sebastian… we were trying to SNEAK up on the enemy.

Sebastian: Shit, you’re right. Well let’s hope they didn’t notice.

Mc: It was a big explosion, how could they not notice?!