Ominis: What Are You Doing Here?

Ominis: What are you doing here?

MC: I'm here for moral support.

Sebastian: For me or for him?

MC: You'd need to have morals.

MC: Are you…blushing?

Sebastian: (turning away) What, no?

MC: Did I get the ever-stoic Sebastian Sallow to blush?

Sebastian: No… it’s just cold in here.

MC: Huh. It’s the cold? And not that I said ‘your duelling is impressive and you being protective was adorable’?

Sebastian: (cheeks darkening) N-No.

(Sebastian stomping around, muttering under his breath)

Imelda: What crawled up Sallow’s arse?

Ominis: MC said that the new Niffler she rescued was the ‘cutest thing she’d ever seen’ and Sebastian took that to mean it was cuter than him.

Sebastian: (yelling over) It definitely isn’t!

**MC staring longingly at Sebastian across the room being idiotic**

Poppy: So why aren’t you and Sebastian dating again?

MC: Because I’d destroy him…

Ominis: Trust me, he’d definitely be into that.

Ominis (after MC and Sebastian get in trouble /plan failed AGAIN): I don’t like saying I told you so, but-

Sebastian: The hell you don’t, it’s your favorite phrase.

MC: (after Sebastian teaches her a new spell) Is there anything you can’t do?

Sebastian: Gather up my wits and ask you out.

MC: What?

Sebastian: What?