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Not Just That! Apparently After The Jews Escaped Slavery, The Egyptians Started Mocking Their God Yaweh

Not just that! Apparently after the Jews escaped slavery, the Egyptians started mocking their god Yaweh who, at the time, was considered a desert god of storms, by equating him with the Egyptian god Seth, a donkey-headed god of storms and foreigners who was also just kinda shitty and not very well liked. The Jews would have hated this not only because they hated the idea of animal-headed gods in general, but donkeys in particular were considered very filthy. So this kinda feels like it could be a callback to that!

Source: Esoterica on YouTube

The Earliest Depiction Of Christ Was A Shitpost
The Earliest Depiction Of Christ Was A Shitpost

The earliest depiction of Christ was a shitpost

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