Pronouns: My existence cannot be contained by your pathetic "genders" so use whatever I guess Armchair sorcerer whose complete disregard for personal safety and lack of fear of consequences is only kept in check by serious concern for personal safety and much fear of consequences. My current goal is to eventually get off my sorcery armchair and immediately go overboard with a spell and have it blow up in my face. I'm going to keep adding lines to my bio and hope the fact that it all gets mushed into a single unreadable line on mobile is just on my end actually fuck that I can use an unreadable bio like caltrops to deter invaders and ninja spies

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I'm Gonna Have To Try This. Can't Speak To Artificial Scents, But I've Been Using Powder Detergent For

I'm gonna have to try this. Can't speak to artificial scents, but I've been using powder detergent for a while now (not really sure what it's made of - ingredients just say "soap") and it does a great job of getting rid of stubborn "dirty" bacterial smells. However, I don't think it really gets rid or dirt and stuff any better than normal detergent.

Kind of fucked up that it takes multiple laundry cycles to get the smell of scented detergent out of used clothing.

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SPOOKY MONTH

SPOOKY MONTH

SPOOKY MONTH

SPOOKY MONTH

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To celebrate the official turnover to ✨Spooky Month✨ I'm going to talk about something dumb that spooked me as a tiny stupid baby child.

Do you ever have your head up against you pillow while laying on your side and hear your heartbeat in the ear reverberating against the fabric? Well when I was a dumb idiot 4 year old I was convinced that this sound was, in fact, caused by an entire army of Nefarious Little Guys marching in-step directly outside my window, actively working on Nefarious Shenanigans. The sincere feeling of childhood betrayal when my parents Did Not take me seriously.


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Baby pawpaw why do your leaves brown. Your soil is moist but well drained. You are shaded on my porch like the trees that shield you in the forest. So why, my child? Why do you cry?


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Shit I'd donate to CAH's legal fund with 0 expectation of getting anything in return.

Namely I really really want them to take over twitter.

Cards Against Humanity sues SpaceX, alleges “invasion” of land on US/Mexico border
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Lawsuit: SpaceX took over "pristine" land CAH bought to stop Trump border wall.

HUH