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I don't know much about Resident Evil besides awesome monsters, zombies, and that the 5th and 6th games were bad.....
....but I want the tall vampire lady to SMOTHER me.
i think brits have the wrong idea about people making fun of them for their food. everyone has weird and bad or just odd food. brits spent centuries claiming they had a moral superiority over every other culture and staked their colonial claim on half the world by taking their food and spices, and still ended up with the atrocious mess we see today. its different
I feel attacked
“Looks like we’re gonna have a nice calm rest of the yea- oh but whats thIS?? LUNKY WITH A STEEL CHAIR”
hot girl shit B) (only hot people can understand this)
Seriously.
Why is the monolith not trending already?
Why doesn't the monolith have its own AO3 fanfic collection at this time?
Idk who needs to see this but stop calling gay and lesbian couples/ships yaoi and yuri.
You're sexualizing us and as a lesbian I'm fucking tired of it. Its disgusting.
Good evening girl I'm infodumping
Guys! Hear me out. I had a crazy dream! Mark and Ethan made a collab channel named “Unus Annus”. Then they did some crazy shit and uploaded everyday for a year! Then at the final, they deleted it in a livestream. Isn’t that crazy!? Right!???... RIGHT??!!!
mark really said okay unus annus is over i’m going to go scream about capitalism in the dark while testing various flashlights for their capacity to be blunt force weapons
Voltron fought hard, but supernatural fought harder.
adhd really said: you will hyperfixate on something that will be gone in a year
Imagine: the year is 2025. You're hanging out with your friends on the couch when one of them makes a joke in an Italian accent. Suddenly, you are hit with the memory of Unus Annus. You turn to them and ask, "do you remember the Dance of Italy?" Your friends look puzzled so you decide to demonstrate. It takes them a minute to remember but soon, all of your friends are joining in, performing the Dance of Italy. Suddenly, you hear a knock at the door. You don't remember inviting anyone else. You check the peephole to see Mark holding a paint gun. You are instantly filled with fear as you run to your friends and stop when you also see Ethan standing menacingly outside your window, holding a fuck machine with a knife taped to it. Only now do you remember that the Dance of Italy is a crime punishable by death. And now you have committed that crime. All of you have. You can not take back what you've done. Do you die regretting your decision or will you go out in a blaze of glory, being slaughtered as you perform the Dance of Italy, one last time?
POV: you danced the dance of italy
If it's a warrior cat one, it's if you can make a tortoiseshell.
The quality of a doll maker or character creator is determined by your ability to create a character of color who doesn’t look like a white person with a particularly dark tan.