Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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So I Was Changing My Username And This Happened.
So I was changing my username and this happened.
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Mine’s definitely a dictionary (it’s wielded by throwing it at people and using it to find weird insults)
At 18 years of age, everyone gets a weapon based on their personality and strengths. All your friends got traditional weapons, but you? Oh, you got something interesting that no one knows how to wield.
I am a: ⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘tired Harry Potter fan
Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘the bare minimum of canon representation
“Calm your tit. Only one tit. The other one is your party tit”.
This is the real use of the party tit.
Boobytrap backwards is partyboob
And maybe Afternoon Me wouldn’t have fallen asleep if that dumbass Mid-Morning Me had actually eaten something.
Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep
I have to reblog this, just in case anyone needs it.
hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak