Irony - Tumblr Posts

U say ur an anarchist. And yet, you hate toddlers. You roll your eyes and puff and moan, call them crotch goblins and worse, but Why? Because you don't have the guts to bellow out your agony in the middle of the Subway line? Because somewhere deep inside you fear the consequences of knocking over the Walmart shelves and bringing the whole system flaming to the ground? You hate them because they live your life's truth better than you ever will, and you know it.

Tolerance the only powerful and effective weapon to bring peace to this weird universe.

Is it ironic that I'm listening to this rn?

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Bot Shenanigans

So I just created this Tumblr account and was pleasantly surprised to see a new notification after only 24 hours of existence. :) This surprise fell to dejection at the sight of a message from a bot -_- but then rose again to joy at the accidental gender affirmation. :o Wait a second, stop the presses! Tight-lippedliv thinks I'm handsome? Well hey, thanks *finger guns* 👨🏼‍🎨🤵🏼

@iamdiddy Go For It!! #fate #irony luv it!!

@iamdiddy Go For It!! #fate #irony luv it!!

“I’ve wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life.”

— Voltaire, Candide

*sounds of Robin laughing in the distance*

Ya know, it’s kinda ironic: 

The Butcher gang wanted to remove Techno as a threat even though he was living peacefully and now Techno is a threat again. 

(There is also the problem of Quackity becoming power hungry but that’s for a different day :) )

ironically enough, it storming outside where I am as I stumbled upon this post...

“It’s storming so badly outside.. I don’t mind storms, but I’m still a bit worried.. We need to stay in today, I think.” Tsukasa glanced out a window, and sighed. “It’s going to rain all day. Hikaru’s gonna go stir-crazy..”

😳 well, that’s disturbing.........

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

waking-dreams:

Jean-Paul Sartre was wall-eyed and altogether not a very handsome fellow. Therefore, he may have been taken aback when his fellow existentialist, Albert Camus, expanded Sartre’s notion of human freedom by saying, “Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for the face he has.” Curiously, Camus looked a lot like Humphrey Bogart.

- Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein, Plato and a Platypus Walk Into A Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes

"Alas..."

Since The Last of Us won best “superhero” series at the Critics Choice Awards, what was your favorite part of The Last of Us (the superhero show)?

My favorite part was when Captain Dad used his superpowers of grief and mental illness to kill Doctor Firefly and begin the origin story of Golf Girl.

"This queer buggy" - oh, the irony.

hilarious

Define: Irony

The bots are kinda really stupid, huh? The FedEx ads I kinda get, but they’re really sending the sex bots on the frickin Asexual tags? Guess they’re just bots they can’t think about how ironic that actually is.

Half-Life be Like:

"Hello, Mister Free Man", Gman said to the mf effectively imprisoned in a giant facility that's trying to kill him.

Not very "Free", is he?

I just find it so funny that my parents loaned me money when I gashed my hand.

When I heard my mil wasn't getting hers beginning of the month, I made my beloved call and offer to cover.

Now I'm the one who gets painkillers out of the kindness of others

Other people, when they walk through spider web: "Ugh, now I got spider in my face!" Me, when I walk through spider web: "Who cares about a spider?? Now I got dead flies in my mouth!!!"

it's funny because that best gift would be quick painless death

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