Fuck You Todd.

Fuck you Todd.

What if we used to be able to make wishes, but then someone wished we couldn’t.

PASS THIS ON.

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

Personally, I used to use my barbies to play out scenes from homefront World War 2. I actually learned a lot by doing it.

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

My nine year old cousin just saw a “no shirt, no shoes, no service” and she immediately proclaimed that she would wear in a very short crop top, slippers, and no pants. If that isn’t malicious compliance, I don’t know what is. Already trying to beat the system. I’m so proud of her.

My grandmother thinks OPT means “out of toilet paper” My uncle thinks it means “other terrible people” Those are some pretty big moods.

My cat meowed all night and slept all day and I had to wake him up because no, you are NOT going to sleep all day so you can yell all night.