"Flickering Glyphs Of Understanding? No, How 'bout A Gun. Enjoy That One, Bitch."

"Flickering glyphs of understanding? No, how 'bout a gun. Enjoy that one, bitch."

- my roommate, fighting Grant Us Love

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 32 (Masterpost)

I'M LIKE 99% SURE THAT MY PROFESSOR IS THE ONE WHO WROTE THIS AND HE FUCKING MADE A 69 JOKE OH MY GOD

I’m showing my roommate red eyes uptie story and i just played the brimming glass of spiders audio.

Here’s some dialogue from roommate while she reads:

“She’s literally being eaten alive by spiders and she’s just having a stareing contest with their mother!”

“SHES FUCKING TAUNTING IT!!! THEYRE JUST FUCKING HAVING A STARING CONTEST OH MY GOD [high pitched, unintelligible]”

“‘The fault of the parent’ As in… as in its not the kids fault they’re fucking dumb or its her f- spiderbud’s fault the kids are dumb.”

“She gentle to baby spiber……” (me)

“She’s just bleeding out and she’s like ‘No. Nuh-uh. Get out from behind my fucking arm.’”

“TWO ego weapons!?”

“Niolet of voon.” *puts head in hands* “Noon of violet.”

*losing her mind at the sfx of ryoshu smacking yi sang* “THAT WAS NOT GENTLE.”

“GLOOMFACE!?”

*jamming out to first warning* “All the clerks just died~” *continues jamming out*

“She really knows how to make eyes glow. She’s b-EYE-oluminecent.”

“Oh! I was right! The clerks all did die!”

“It wasn’t the violet, it was vacation bullets!”

“I love that [Netzach’s dialouge] is in the lobcorp style text box.” (We proceeded to panic over ‘make the future’ since it’s meant to be ‘build the future’.)

“HIS BRAIN IS PICKLED OH MY GOD.” (“Keep your brain pickled till the end.” “NOOOO”)

*laughing at the Tiffany lore*

“NO NOT HER CIG. Oh poor girl. She’s going to be so upset in 5 seconds when her brain reconnects.”

“Ryoshu supports netzach’s transition” (me)

*sees the SF abbreviation* “Stupid fuck? Skull fucker? I dunno.”

“EGO DUALWEILDING!? SHES SO FUCKING BADASS.”

“Yep definitely Kali—“ (sounds of dectruction) “BITCH— I LIKE YOUR CUT G”

“She’s so bloodthirsty~! I don’t want her anywhere near me~ If I got near her she would totally kill me.”

A meme I made/edited for my roommate

I want to scream.

I am going to murder the next ablebodied person to use the only disabled bathroom because they couldn’t be assed to walk the extra 20 feet.

I should be able to shower but motherfucking Johnny doesn’t want to walk the extra 20 feet to go use the men’s room.

Oh, did I forget to mention it’s the only gender neutral bathroom?

I can’t use the women’s room – I’m not a woman, and it doesn’t have the seat. If I stand for too long no one will be happy.