Im Showing My Roommate Red Eyes Uptie Story And I Just Played The Brimming Glass Of Spiders Audio.

I’m showing my roommate red eyes uptie story and i just played the brimming glass of spiders audio.

Here’s some dialogue from roommate while she reads:

“She’s literally being eaten alive by spiders and she’s just having a stareing contest with their mother!”

“SHES FUCKING TAUNTING IT!!! THEYRE JUST FUCKING HAVING A STARING CONTEST OH MY GOD [high pitched, unintelligible]”

“‘The fault of the parent’ As in… as in its not the kids fault they’re fucking dumb or its her f- spiderbud’s fault the kids are dumb.”

“She gentle to baby spiber……” (me)

“She’s just bleeding out and she’s like ‘No. Nuh-uh. Get out from behind my fucking arm.’”

“TWO ego weapons!?”

“Niolet of voon.” *puts head in hands* “Noon of violet.”

*losing her mind at the sfx of ryoshu smacking yi sang* “THAT WAS NOT GENTLE.”

“GLOOMFACE!?”

*jamming out to first warning* “All the clerks just died~” *continues jamming out*

“She really knows how to make eyes glow. She’s b-EYE-oluminecent.”

“Oh! I was right! The clerks all did die!”

“It wasn’t the violet, it was vacation bullets!”

“I love that [Netzach’s dialouge] is in the lobcorp style text box.” (We proceeded to panic over ‘make the future’ since it’s meant to be ‘build the future’.)

“HIS BRAIN IS PICKLED OH MY GOD.” (“Keep your brain pickled till the end.” “NOOOO”)

*laughing at the Tiffany lore*

“NO NOT HER CIG. Oh poor girl. She’s going to be so upset in 5 seconds when her brain reconnects.”

“Ryoshu supports netzach’s transition” (me)

*sees the SF abbreviation* “Stupid fuck? Skull fucker? I dunno.”

“EGO DUALWEILDING!? SHES SO FUCKING BADASS.”

“Yep definitely Kali—“ (sounds of dectruction) “BITCH— I LIKE YOUR CUT G”

“She’s so bloodthirsty~! I don’t want her anywhere near me~ If I got near her she would totally kill me.”

Some magical girls are getting ready for a tea party!! I wonder what are they bringing?

"Flickering glyphs of understanding? No, how 'bout a gun. Enjoy that one, bitch."

- my roommate, fighting Grant Us Love

I take back what i said it wasn’t that bad.

I am hating on Roland’s hairstyle. Bro needs to go find someone to take care of that shit. What the fuck is his hair, man.

boundaries

[ID: Three-panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A grayscale person is gesturing at a green person.

Grayscale: "NO! Away with you, greenie!"

Green: "...Pardon?"

Grayscale: "By inhabiting this public space whilst I am in it, you are in violation of my boundaries!"

Green: "Your boundaries. Against green people in general?"

Panel 2: Dramatic zoom in on the grayscale person while green watches in the background.

Grayscale: "Indeed... You see, I have a strong trauma response to the sight of green people."

Green: "What the fuck"

Grayscale: "My entire family... I lost all of them in a car accident. We were waiting to cross the street, you see. At a busy intersection.

The traffic light flipped to a green person... And they started walking, while I hesitated. Because. The truck. It wasn't stopping.

The image of that green person... That treacherous false prophet of safe pedestrianism... They are seared into my memory, and you. YOU! Are triggering that very trauma as we speak!"

Panel 3: Zoom in on green, who says:

"Even if this wasn't clearly bullshit, it would still be a terrible way to deal with your issues."

End ID.]

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