Yeah... Yeah - Tumblr Posts
as much as i love that klapollo is the epitome of an Interesting Cool Guy Ever falls for Just A Guy dynamic ... klavier very clearly thinks apollo is the coolest guy in the world. like he calls apollo cool several times in 4-2 Alone
let's be soooo for real. if someone referred to apollo as Just A Guy klav would be flabbergasted. offended even. what's cooler than a 5'5 transmasc guy who stares autistically in court for a living?
I ship this ship because:
I have eyes
I can see
I am the smartest person in the room
I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers
Summary of my limited experiences here
1-10 notes: I made the mutuals happy :)
10-30 notes: huh this was seen by some strangers ig. That’s as far as it’s going tho
30-60: that’s enough
60-80: i Said that’s enough you can stop now
80-100: it’s not stopping
100+: oh no
Gossamer wings
Transparent strings
Tomorrow greets yesterday
Like all the words on replay
(yeah yeah. me and shading are in a love/hate relationship when it goes to dark places ik it)
but still. thats how i imagined it when firstly saw info abt this badge lol
yeeeee my own pressure oc
not the best result of what i wanted, but its better that could be
(I got the idea that they could be the owner of the store, which would deal with the reverse system than Sebastian's store has)
i know for a FACT in the ultrakill universe they were posting cute propaganda videos of v1. like the goddamn boston dynamics dog. on ultrafacebook there's videos of it captioned like "aww cute silly robot does a cute heckin dance!!" and then there's one guy in the comments like "The robot runs on blood. Human blood. It runs on literal human blood. Oh my god why does it run on blood" with 50 dislikes. and then like five months later v1 is just out on the street eating people
𝕬𝖗𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓?
Bold of you to assume I was human in the first place
(/hj)
late night artist meme I stole off twitter for your amusement
i hate how "being a girl's girl" has replaced feminism. I hate that enforced conformity has replaced genuine compassion for and solidarity with other women. I hate how women call each other "pick me's" for not conforming to femininity or for daring to critique something other women like. I hate how we just keep finding new socially acceptable ways to bully other women for being unattractive or outspoken or difficult or complicated or weird or ambitious or for not performing femininity. I hate those front facing camera "comedians" whose whole thing is making up a straw-woman to make fun of. I hate the obsession with "girlhood" and clinging to being a girl instead of a woman. i hate "the girl version of the roman empire" and "girlhood" and it's just consumerism and I hate the characterised of girlhood as passivity, niceness, sweetness, helplessness and frivolity and I hate the revival of gender essentialism even as a joke!!!
Neurotypical Person: "Just talk to people. Stop being afraid of rejection. The only way you'll fail is if you don't even try. Have some confidence."
Autistic Person: (asks whatever questions they can think of from a prepared list and the conversation ends up being awkward and forced)
Autistic Person: (infodumps about their special interest and gets labeled as annoying)
Autistic Person: (comments on something they observe and gets labeled as judgmental)
Autistic Person: (approaches random people in random places, not realizing that there are some places where people don't expect to be approached, and gets threatened)
Autistic Person: (talks to someone, misses a subtle cue that they want to be left alone, and gets labeled as disrespectful of boundaries)
Autistic Person: (tries to join someone's conversation and gets labeled as an eavesdropper)
Autistic Person: (teases someone as a joke because they've seen that that's how a lot of people interact with each other, not realizing that they don't have enough of a connection with this person to do that, and gets labeled as mean)
Autistic Person: (tries to talk to someone who's already talking to someone else and gets labeled as rude for interrupting, and waiting until they're alone to avoid interrupting isn't an option because that rarely ever happens)
Autistic Person: (approaches someone or faces in their general direction while trying to think of what to say to them, and gets labeled as a creep for hovering or staring)
Autistic Person: (talks to someone too often and gets labeled as clingy)
Autistic Person: (talks to someone, by some miracle it works and this person actually enjoys the conversation, but now they have to do it again and again and again, and they eventually run out of things to talk about or do something wrong)
Autistic Person: "I don't get it. I talked to people. I did exactly what I was told to do. And I didn't say anything sexual, anything gross, anything about death, or anything else that would be considered 'obvious'. But it didn't work. It can't be because I did something wrong, because I followed the advice exactly and so many people insisted that that's all I have to do. There must be something wrong with me. Maybe I'm just unattractive."
their love language is [checks notes] good lord.
bonus:
coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock