Every Day When I Wake Up Theres A Fifty/fifty Chance I Will Think Im The Hottest Person On Earth Or The
every day when i wake up there’s a fifty/fifty chance i will think i’m the hottest person on earth or the ugliest, no in between
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i’m literally in love w this au and the way you wrote this like the pilot to a tv series is just ugh amazing, please write more!
Business As Usual
Criminal Minds Rockstar AU!
Word Count: ~3890
Warnings: Implications of offscreen shenanigans, Reid and JJ being devious little shits, but nothing too wild.
A/N: Why does this exist? Fuck if I know! Was it a fucking blast to write? Fuck yes it was!
The headcanon popped into my brain fully-formed while I was driving home from work one day, @stunudo and @rockhoochie encouraged me, and here I am. This will, at some point, be tied into the SPN rockstar au that I’ve been dicking around with, but for now it’s just the BAU doing their thing!

Business As Usual
Talking Family and Feminism With Rock’s Hottest New Band
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There are already fans lining up outside Terminal 5 when I arrive in the afternoon. It’s the first time Business As Usual will be playing in New York since the release of their sophomore album, Wheels Up, which has become the runaway surprise hit of the summer, largely thanks to the success of the first single, “Revelations.” They’ve gone from critically praised indie darlings to the brink of mainstream stardom, seemingly overnight.
Band manager David Rossi, for one, isn’t surprised at the sudden attention.
Rossi is an industry vet with almost four decades of experience under his belt. He’d been retired for a couple years when a friend dragged him out to see B.A.U. playing in a dive bar. He says that within two songs, he knew “the kids,” as he calls them, would be huge. By the end of the show, he was ready to come out of retirement if they’d let him manage them.
With attention comes scrutiny, and for most bands, the rumors would be flying already. However, B.A.U. definitely isn’t most bands; there are no whispers of groupies, crazy parties, or other rockstar antics here. When you meet them face to face, that reputation makes perfect sense. They’re quiet and quirky, and they seem like five of the unlikeliest rock stars in modern music.
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i have a problem
it’s me i’m the problem
me trying to show affection:
them not giving a fuck:
me: ok that’s fine it’s not like it’s hard for me or whatever hahahahahahaha :,)
is there anything paget can’t do
i just wanna get a twitter so i can get better at confrontation