Im Only On Tumblr So I Can Be Bi To People Who Dont Know Me

i’m only on tumblr so i can be bi to people who don’t know me

as an expert procrastinator i know i’m most productive the two hours before i go to sleep

why do i look like that

every day when i wake up there’s a fifty/fifty chance i will think i’m the hottest person on earth or the ugliest, no in between

y’all should wanna STRIVE to b penelope garcia. she’s truly the blueprint of the perfect person

u can hate on dinosaurs all u want but u have to admit they had an amazing exit