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garcia from criminal minds = Mr smith (bar the evil bit) from sarah jane adventures
the weirdest thing happens when Reid is blurred in the background, cause i always, and i mean always, mistake him for a woman and i dont know why. its probably his pretty hair and "unmacho" figure. why do i always become obsessed with the skinny guys? is it because they look more like women?
aka me probably pissing off half of my followers by philosophically speculating about my own homosexuality welp
5x22
spencer looks like a wet dog but still adorable
okay, help, i need recommendations for spencer reid x male oc reality au fanfics
cause i just cant fathom the fact that spencer reid isnt canonically queer
I feel like the others in the BAU are appreciating Spencer's ranting less and less as the seasons go... i don't understand them
I could listen to him rant for ages. Partly cause he's Spencer Reid, but also because there's nothing more interesting than listening to someone who's genuinely interested talk about what it is that they're interested in
You know what I missed most about Reid long hair? The way it bounces when he runs.
Coda is hands down the cutest Reid episode. Its fact. I dont take criticism.
Season 7 episode 16, I think it's called A family affair. The ending is so freaking adorable I think I might cry. The family dynamic is so cute and wholesome I can just explode.
y’all should wanna STRIVE to b penelope garcia. she’s truly the blueprint of the perfect person
✨criminal minds headcanons✨
just thought i’d just put these out there
disclaimer: these are all 100% facts, not opinions. if you disagree ur wrong❤️
will and emily got really close and bonded over jj. As much as i love jemily if will didn’t exist but since he does, emily definitely gave him the dad talk. probably intimidated him a lot. “if you hurt her i’ll turn ur balls into meatballs” type deal. but now they’re sort of step siblings.
rossi tried to host his own cooking show but he kept yelling at the producers so it got canceled. rossi had one of the show tapes in his house and the team found it. they never let him live it down.
hotch volunteers at the animal shelter w jack and everyone who works there ADORES them.
reid has an affinity for red bull. we’ve already established he a. doesn’t sleep, b. needs a lot of sugar in his coffee so he’s definitely had an energy drink addiction. he’s also tried to mix coffee and red bull together when he was particularly desperate. he basically poisoned himself and got sick for a week.
garcia will hack into the team members phones just to leave cute lil messages in their notes or reminders. (“5:41 reminder: reid ur perfect in every way”)
hotch picks team members purely based on how bad at emotions they are.
rossi definitely got married drunk in vegas.
one time hotch and jj started panicking cause they couldn’t find jack or henry. five minutes later they get a text from spencer and emily of a picture with them and their kids at disney land.
sometimes the team (minus rossi) will call hotch aaron just to fuck with him and then deny they ever called him aaron. the rest of the team in on it will back them up. (“ok thanks aaron” “what did you just call me?” “i didn’t call you anything. u ok? ur hearing things hotch”)
morgan is a cat person. everyone on the team assumes he’s a dog person, but he loves cats. he’s allergic to dogs.
elle will text or call every so often to let the team know she’s alright.
garcia platonically cuddles whoever had the toughest time on a case whenever she’s on the jet.
emily is really good with knives. especially throwing knives.
there has been a rubber band war in the office. they got a very disappointed lecture from hotch after. but reid swears he saw hotch fling one. hotch neither confirms nor denies.
rossi was this close to becoming a crazy cat lady
reid doesn’t know how to swim.
derek and emily sometimes text eachother pictures of trashcans with the caption “you”
sometimes when morgan wants reid to shut up he’ll just pick him up and throw him over his shoulder.
feel free to add onto any of these
Top 10 Fire Emblem Fathers: INPO
10. Garcia - Sacred Stones
9. Eliwood - Binding Blade
8. Finn - Genealogy of the Holy War and Thracia 776
7. Greil - Path of Radiance
6. Chrom - Awakening
5. Lambert - Three Houses
4. Henry - Awakening
3. Laslow - Fates
2. Hector - Binding Blade
1. Kaze - Fates
Criminal Minds is becoming a part of my bedtime routine.
I need therapy to recover from criminal minds as much as I need criminal minds.
I screamed when I saw Evan Peters in Criminal Minds.
Flip-Flops- Spencer Reid
A/N Soo summer’s just about here might as well do a summer imagine lol here we go. This is a parent!au. Y/n will be dead in this one sorry but I will make it up to you. What will Spencer do for his daughter? You know what to do like repost and such message me if you want a specific one. Enjoy!!
7:20
There wasn’t a case just tons of paperwork from the various cases before. It was warm and sunny outside, so having to sit inside was complete and utter torchere. Everyone began to file in and start there work. Now it common around the work place that casual was ok as long as you also looked professional. A true look that could really only be pulled off by Derek Morgan himself. Others walked in dress pants blazers and such. Everyone looked and seemed professional. Boy genius himself was the last to walk through the door. A clip clop sound was followed behind him as he made his way to his desk. Messenger bag placed on the his desk as he began to walk to get his second cup of sugar with coffee that morning. The clip clop sound begun again. Morgan and JJ were talking when JJ’s eyes doubled in size.
“Um hey Spence, are your um are your toes painted??”
Morgan could have broke his neck the way turned so fast. Indeed Spencer’s toes were painted, but it wasn’t just that. He was wearing boardwalk flip-flops. In a work place. Movement ceased in the building everyone turning towards Spencer. His face turned a slight read remembering the night before.
“Daddy!!! Daddy!!!!” His 4 year old daughter came rushing in.
The way she was moving she could have ran through the couch to get to Spencer. He turned around to see his pride and joy running towards him hold 3 different nail polishes. Her mom, Y/n, wasn’t around anymore. She died in child birth. Meaning Spence became the mother and the father. He new exactly what was going to happen. She ran towards him with her new nail polish she got from a previous gift bag from a birthday party.
“Daddy can we paint our toes please please pleaseeeee?” He couldn’t say no. That would make his baby cry and he couldn’t bare to see that. He complied. 3 hours later Madeline’s hands and toes were done and Spence’s toes were done. His daughter begged him to let her paint his toes. She begged him to show his friends. Of course Spencer being a sucker for his daughter wore flip flops the next day to work.
“Spence! Pretty Boy!” Spencer looked up to find the gang surrounding him staring at his toes. Now this was the problem. Spencer didn’t tell anyone he had gotten married at 21 and that his wife died four years ago leaving Madeline Rose Reid. It was the only thing private he had left. He didn’t want to seem selfish, and honestly surprised no one knew. He couldn’t think of anything. He was officially stuck because he wanted to make his daughter happy.
“Uh.. um.. you know I think my phone is ringing I’m going to go take this outside.”
With his awful, Spencer tried to leave and walk past Hotch. When he didn’t budge, Spencer knew he was stuck.
“Spence, man you have to tell us what’s going on man. Why are your toes painted.” Morgan forced the topic down his throat.
From everyone else’s point of view he look like he was choking. He thought he was saved by the bell only to find out who it was
“Madeline Rosa Reid!! You come back here this second!”