Hyperrealistic John Egbert Sprite Can't Hurt You.

“Hyperrealistic John Egbert sprite can't hurt you.”

i was just practicing my painting skills and i got a bit carried away i think

Hey, headcount call. Who all likes Bluey? 💙🦋

I also personally Enjoy Bluey too! I think it's a very Cute show and touches up On some Important topics in a Very respectful and Simple manner. Also, Off-Topic but sorry again for disappearing on All of You! I had a Mental Health scare a few days back And wasn't doing too Well but I'm hoping To post in my proper Schedule again! <3

We know what the husband looks like, whats the "wife" look like? ( ask for the admin)

I may give myself more um,,, color next time - I've been a bit weighed down by disability but was very excited to see this Inbox ask. Hello world, and Anon, nice to properly show myself. ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ

==〉 OPEN POST

Welcome back to the early to mid 2000s where everyone and their mothers had a Homestuck tumblr - especially an ask blog.

That's what this is! This is an all-characters-included ask blog featuring my own art and such.

First things first before you start down your rabbit hole of getting into Homestuck again let's lay down boundaries.

YES

Ship asks (I am a multishipper so just thing of this blog like a multiverse of different versions of everyone's interactions! I'll probably set up a tagging thing or something so there's no confusion)

Canon x OC

Other ask blog interactions

Art Requests

Art Trades

Asking for a comission

DMing me personally (or even to RP! I may not get to everyone but I'll do my best!)

Suggestive asks (if you are a minor I will not answer these. Such posts will be tagged appropriately and any minors found interacting with theses posts will be blocked!)

NO

Proship stuff (stridercest, vantascest, etc.)

Beastiality anything

Discourse (I'm just being autistic and having fun I don't need drama brought here unless it's fictional)

Literally just anything illegal or immoral - just be normal (or as normal as a HS fan can be

ABOUT THE CREATOR

I'm a full grown pizza (20s)

I use any pronouns (includin neos!!!) EXCEPT THEY/THEM!!!!! - they/them for myself makes me feel super icky so please refrain from using those pronouns on me!

You're free to call me by literally any nickname you want but a base name I guess can be..uh. Expi? Ex...? EXP?? Something like that honestly

I am queer! and autistic..and disabled. A fucked up salad, really - I have two partners (romantic and queer platonic) and they're both awesome :)!

I love Homestuck a NORMAL amount (me when I lie)

I am really socially awkward and full of anxiety so if I take awhile to reply to DMs at first it's because I'm nervous :,,) [ if I get comfortable with you I'll hand over my discord :D)

Sometimes posts will be spammed or they'll be scarce due to fluctuating energy (mentally and physically) but I'll do my best to try and keep up with stuff <3!!!!!!

Part of this blog will be personal HCs of homestuck characters and how they look!!!!!! alongside things like sexual orientation and gender (I will not change already canon queer identities such as lesbians and the like! I may use more or alternative terms that are still the same vibe, etc.)

I usually text/talk like Dirk does..But I didn't want to seem bland/standoffish with this intro - plus unmasking to the world is scary

My personal tag: homestuckexp

SIDE BLOGS

Dirk's Ask Side Blog

Dave's Ask Side Blog

THERE WILL BE OTHER'S ADDED LATER!

(I just need to figure out who else I'll do lol)

↓ UPDATED JUNE 6TH, 2024 ↓

DIVIDERS BY: @cafekitsune (check her out! she does awesome dividers!!!!)

Poker Face

( drawn on Ibis Paint X, est. 20+ hrs )

SHIPS, DYNAMICS & MY HEADCANONS PT.1

I'm posting this scared style since I know it's my own interpretation and all ,, I'm just super nervous to share out of fear people will beat me with a stick for my own opinions.

I'm being brave!!!!! Here's the first one: jirkdake

Text On The Images

Top Image:

Ship 1 → Jake & Dirk

Jake: “ HaHa! Good ole Strider! ”

Dirk: “ Shut up. ”

Dirk's Image:

Dirk Strider

- He/Him

- Unlabled, Agender Male, Ace-Spec

- 12mm Gauges

- Ocular Albinism; 20/70 Vision → Grew out of his eyes shaking → Prescribed sunglasses

- Autistic

- Cluster-B; Histrionic & Borderline Personality Disorder

Jake's Image:

Jake English

- He/They

- Nonbinary Masc, Achillean, DemiAroAce

- Cluster-C; OCD

→ Tan (outdoorsy)

→ chops!!!

→ overbite

I also decidee to take some creative liberty and move the skull imagery Jake usually has on hist shirt onto a belt buckle!

Just because I thought it'd be silly and that it weirdly would fit if he was just a belt collector in a silly way.

Anyways ,, I hope you guys (maybe) enjoyed this!!! I'm posting this super scared style trying to put my own ideas out there 😞!!!

I interperet characters several different ways though so this is just..one of hundreds of ways that I interperet just these two alone!!!!!!

I hope to try and do more like this soon <3!!!!!! But for now my back hurts like HELL so I'm gonna go rest up ^_^!

*BTW calling it jirkdake is a little joke ig I decided to incorporate in all of a sudden because I'm so exhausted I accidentally typed their names wrong T_T

~ EXP