Expiredmannequin - You Can't Fight The Homestuck - Tumblr Blog

Hey, headcount call. Who all likes Bluey? 💙🦋

I also personally Enjoy Bluey too! I think it's a very Cute show and touches up On some Important topics in a Very respectful and Simple manner. Also, Off-Topic but sorry again for disappearing on All of You! I had a Mental Health scare a few days back And wasn't doing too Well but I'm hoping To post in my proper Schedule again! <3

==〉 PESTER TT

This is a character Ask Blog - this is also a Side Blog. Want to go to the main blog? Click here.

Welcome to my Tumblr page, hopefully I won't fall too far behind on any asks that might come in since I get busy all of a sudden sometimes.

Dave also has one - if you would like to see that click here.

Feel free to ask me anything but don't expect me to answer everything. If I don't want to answer then I won't acknowledge it.

Other than that I hope to see something from any of you if you're curious enough, that is.

EDIT › JUNE 6TH, 2024

This is the upload schedule I will be using from here on out — starting next week I will retirn to posting :)!

We know what the husband looks like, whats the "wife" look like? ( ask for the admin)

I may give myself more um,,, color next time - I've been a bit weighed down by disability but was very excited to see this Inbox ask. Hello world, and Anon, nice to properly show myself. ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ

Poker Face

( drawn on Ibis Paint X, est. 20+ hrs )

“Hyperrealistic John Egbert sprite can't hurt you.”

i was just practicing my painting skills and i got a bit carried away i think

I'm TT by the way but I told them I'd post it and here we are

@maunderingvalse are you proud of yourself

SHIPS, DYNAMICS & MY HEADCANONS PT.1

I'm posting this scared style since I know it's my own interpretation and all ,, I'm just super nervous to share out of fear people will beat me with a stick for my own opinions.

I'm being brave!!!!! Here's the first one: jirkdake

Text On The Images

Top Image:

Ship 1 → Jake & Dirk

Jake: “ HaHa! Good ole Strider! ”

Dirk: “ Shut up. ”

Dirk's Image:

Dirk Strider

- He/Him

- Unlabled, Agender Male, Ace-Spec

- 12mm Gauges

- Ocular Albinism; 20/70 Vision → Grew out of his eyes shaking → Prescribed sunglasses

- Autistic

- Cluster-B; Histrionic & Borderline Personality Disorder

Jake's Image:

Jake English

- He/They

- Nonbinary Masc, Achillean, DemiAroAce

- Cluster-C; OCD

→ Tan (outdoorsy)

→ chops!!!

→ overbite

I also decidee to take some creative liberty and move the skull imagery Jake usually has on hist shirt onto a belt buckle!

Just because I thought it'd be silly and that it weirdly would fit if he was just a belt collector in a silly way.

Anyways ,, I hope you guys (maybe) enjoyed this!!! I'm posting this super scared style trying to put my own ideas out there 😞!!!

I interperet characters several different ways though so this is just..one of hundreds of ways that I interperet just these two alone!!!!!!

I hope to try and do more like this soon <3!!!!!! But for now my back hurts like HELL so I'm gonna go rest up ^_^!

*BTW calling it jirkdake is a little joke ig I decided to incorporate in all of a sudden because I'm so exhausted I accidentally typed their names wrong T_T

~ EXP

Very excited to post some non-ask stuff soon!

I figured “hey instead of sitting around with my giblets in my hands I should draw stuff instead”

SO I PLAN TO DO THAT!!!!!

Since I'm a multishipper and the like I kinda want to doodle out my (multiple) interpretations of some ships I enjoy (and maybe even some that might not be my favorite).

However if you DO have a request you'd like to make then feel free to send an Ask about it <3!!!!!

THE GOOBER BLOG!!!!! Sorry for all the reposts and side stepping of the OG part of my Blog but I want to show Support to my love!!!!!!!!!

==> A Homestuck Post?

You ever think back to the more simple times, perhaps when blogs like these used to overrun this place. Or perhaps you're like me and you're a vet of the Active-Time RP Blog side of the fandom.... ( Oh boy! /lh/s )

Well, this blog and its sideblogs, aim to blend together those two things in a wacky and fun multiversal experience! This is a No Character Off The Table Art Ask (and sometimes RP) Blog!

But before you scroll any further lets set the ground rules of the house.

YES

specify the character you want to talk to, come up with an anononym or a tag for yourself, and enjoy interactions with any and all characters from the Homestuck media and franchise. ( This includes timelines like Hiveswap, Meat vs Candy, Friendsim, Pesterquest, Dreambubbles, and more! )

Canon x OC

Ask and RP Blog interactions

Art Requests

Art Trades

Ask for a Commission

Mun/Mod DMs ( or to RP with me! )

Suggestive Asks ( These may or may not get art, but all will be tagged, spoiler-ed, barred and marked as such to make sure its obviously not for minors. I also wont take anons of this kind, so i can verify/ask an age. )

NO

Proship stuff ( this includes anything from Stridercest and Vantascest, to minor x adult ships, etc )

Beastiality/Z//philia related anything ever

Discourse ( Please don't argue with me about my headcanons for certain characters, or bring OOC Drama at me. I just want to have fun drawing and answering silly asks! or even RPing )

Anything Immoral or Bad in general, just don't be stupid and try to have some common sense! /lh

ABOUT THE MUN

this already makes me sound old

My current level is over 21!

I work a regular job on the weekends, so I will go long periods without being able to talk from Friday to Monday. Please have patience with me! I am also very anxious and may not reply right away - or I may respond too fast! Please don't be intimidated either!

You can call me whatever you like but I am currently referring to myself as MV or MaunderMun! It doesn't matter as long as its respectful.

I am queer, identifying as a Jaspian Genderfaun Transneutral individual , and I use They/He/It pronouns in no real preferred order. I also use some Neos, though you can ask for those!

You might not be aware but I am happily married! Flirting with characters is a-okay but please keep any romantic comments towards me to yourself! I am a-okay with platonically lovey posts though, especially from Moots and Friends!!

I hold the right as the director of my own art and the owner of the blog to have my own headcanons for characters I portray. I have no interest in changing any explicitly canon facts ( queer identities, race traits inherent to characters, etc ), merely adding my own spice and ideas!

My personal tag: #maunderstuck

SIDE BLOGS

John Jake

( more will be added in time!! )

credit for banner from @cafekitsune !!

I'M FIRST!!!! I'M FIRST AS YOUR WIFE I GET TO BE FIRST!!!!!!!

|| W1FE 1S THE 1ST ASK!!1! But really, thank you love!

My beloved made a blog and I think you should follow it (if you'd like).

They're following a similar concept to mine, just more in-depth stuff (iirc!!!) within concept of their intro blog :}

and we plan to have our blogs interact sometimes :D!!!!

they're very awesome just please be patient with them because they're trying to get back into this kind of scene after struggling with some unfun stuff in the past

Send them some love and good wishes (if you'd like) and check them out!!!<3

@maunderingvalse

Supporting one ask blog from another!

Hope you don't get bored in a month, blog owner - The way you draw Eridan is awesome ^_^!!!! 💚

~ EXP

(Hope I’m doin this right) Hey karkat, what would you look like as a pirate?

happy homestuck day to all my fellow non-practicing homestuck fans out there

You should draw Davesprite :)))

congrats on being the first ask!

here's your davesprite doodle!!!

~ EXP

==〉 OPEN POST

Welcome back to the early to mid 2000s where everyone and their mothers had a Homestuck tumblr - especially an ask blog.

That's what this is! This is an all-characters-included ask blog featuring my own art and such.

First things first before you start down your rabbit hole of getting into Homestuck again let's lay down boundaries.

YES

Ship asks (I am a multishipper so just thing of this blog like a multiverse of different versions of everyone's interactions! I'll probably set up a tagging thing or something so there's no confusion)

Canon x OC

Other ask blog interactions

Art Requests

Art Trades

Asking for a comission

DMing me personally (or even to RP! I may not get to everyone but I'll do my best!)

Suggestive asks (if you are a minor I will not answer these. Such posts will be tagged appropriately and any minors found interacting with theses posts will be blocked!)

NO

Proship stuff (stridercest, vantascest, etc.)

Beastiality anything

Discourse (I'm just being autistic and having fun I don't need drama brought here unless it's fictional)

Literally just anything illegal or immoral - just be normal (or as normal as a HS fan can be

ABOUT THE CREATOR

I'm a full grown pizza (20s)

I use any pronouns (includin neos!!!) EXCEPT THEY/THEM!!!!! - they/them for myself makes me feel super icky so please refrain from using those pronouns on me!

You're free to call me by literally any nickname you want but a base name I guess can be..uh. Expi? Ex...? EXP?? Something like that honestly

I am queer! and autistic..and disabled. A fucked up salad, really - I have two partners (romantic and queer platonic) and they're both awesome :)!

I love Homestuck a NORMAL amount (me when I lie)

I am really socially awkward and full of anxiety so if I take awhile to reply to DMs at first it's because I'm nervous :,,) [ if I get comfortable with you I'll hand over my discord :D)

Sometimes posts will be spammed or they'll be scarce due to fluctuating energy (mentally and physically) but I'll do my best to try and keep up with stuff <3!!!!!!

Part of this blog will be personal HCs of homestuck characters and how they look!!!!!! alongside things like sexual orientation and gender (I will not change already canon queer identities such as lesbians and the like! I may use more or alternative terms that are still the same vibe, etc.)

I usually text/talk like Dirk does..But I didn't want to seem bland/standoffish with this intro - plus unmasking to the world is scary

My personal tag: homestuckexp

SIDE BLOGS

Dirk's Ask Side Blog

Dave's Ask Side Blog

THERE WILL BE OTHER'S ADDED LATER!

(I just need to figure out who else I'll do lol)

↓ UPDATED JUNE 6TH, 2024 ↓

DIVIDERS BY: @cafekitsune (check her out! she does awesome dividers!!!!)