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SMOOCHING MERMAID CRONUS RN. praying for his humanification 🙏 (literally nothing tells me it would work)

(It didn't wwork, but at least he's a happy little guy! :) )

I know how to knit, would anyone like a hat or a scarf?

CRONUS: hey, uh. CRONUS: maybe don't go telling anyone, but... CRONUS: can i hawve a scarf? CRONUS: erisol let me vwear his at one point, an it reminded me hovw much i kinda miss my old one.

VYVYAN: --<< Th4nk you 4ll 2o much for coming. 4242. DUALSCAR: *grrrrooovvwwwllll* VYVYAN: --<< Hey! 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Eye on me. Focu2 on ME. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Pretend I'm 2omeone you re4lly c4re 4bout. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Come on, Du4l2c4r... There H42 to be 2omeone you love. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Dig through your memory. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< 2omeone you'd protect. 2omeone you'd die for. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< 2omeone you really m♊22. 4242.

[Dualscar is now safe to work on.]

(I hope I drew all your characters right!!! <:) this was super fun to do I really hope I didn't get anything wrong :P pls lmk if I did heehee. )

Im comin over, I've got @ will @nd a fuckin w@y. You will @llow yourself to be helped or we're doing this the h@rd w@y, du@lly.

-GladiatorialChoices

DUALSCAR: uh. yeah. good luck vwwith that. VYVYAN: (--<< Ok4y, come on, 2ylph of Mind… It'2 been 4 while, but you c4n do thi2! 4242.) VYVYAN: (--<< He I2 4 violet blood, 2o he might be 4 little re2i2t4nt… but I H4VE to try. I don't w4nt thi2 to h4ve to get violent- not in my reh4bilit4tion centre! 4242.) VYVYAN: --<< Here goe2 nothing. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< I ju2t need to keep him c4lm for 42 long 42 i c4n. 4242. DUALSCAR: vwwhat the fuck do you think you're doin?… VYVYAN: --<< I'm helping you. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Even if you don't w4nt me to. 4242. DUALSCAR: you are goin to remember your fuckin place, ye dirtscrapin jade. you'wvve been doin nothin but defy me. DUALSCAR: you can't go into the mind of a seadvwweller. GET OUT OF MY - DUALSCAR: …head. VYVYAN: --<< Doe2n't th4t feel better?… We're going to get you fixed up. It won't hurt 4 bit! 4242. VYVYAN: --<< You h4ve nothing to worry 4bout, 42 long 42 you 2t4y c4lm. 4242. VYVYAN: (--<< I would recommend doing thi2 quickly. He will beh4ve for 4 while, but the effect2 WILL we4r off on 4 violet c42te 42 4ncient 42 him. 4242.)

Dualscar, can we hear some of the jokes you attempted to entertain the Grand Highblood with?

DUALSCAR: vwwhat do you call... a fish vwwith only one eye? DUALSCAR: a fish.

*LOUD BOOING*

DUALSCAR: vwwhat? the vwword fish already only has one "i" in it, dumbasses!

a small crack rumbles through the room as a space symbol appears before solidifying into something more*. ???: can you guys through quickly..? im not keen on holding this long. *The portal opens much silenter than it appeared with a gold blood in their god tier holding it open on the other side*. GC: right, hun, we @int tryin to w@ste time here. ??: They DiD say it was urgent! *the gold blood steps back to allow the figures through to the center. A jade with a tidy outfit, a bag, and with puffed out hair steps through with a purple blood in boar-like boots and striped pants with a rust on their back who has tattooed signs down her arms and long hair*. GC: you sure you got this next p@rt? L@st thing we need is another port@l rel@ted injury ??: ive got it… just back up so he can get through..! *with the confirmation the rust gets off the purples back and backs away while the purple steps to the side of the portal. With a heave the gold pushes the portal open further allowing for a blue with overly large horns to get through with some assistance by the purple*. *with everyone else through the gold stops actively holding the portal open, slumping forward slightly from the excursion. The purple crouching down and pulling them through before the portal finally shuts and the rust introduces them*. Ralgun: hope you don’t mind me bringing reinforcements, you’ve @lre@dy t@lked to me but I’m R@lgun, the d@mn l@mppost in the weird boots is T@ull, our sp@cy boy is Selzin, the one in a whole form@l outfit is Jydine, and the eleg@nt one is Tolk@. Hope we didn’t t@ke too long. Ralgun brings a desk up behind DS for better access to his horns* Ralgun: So, Jyd with me. Ralgun : Tolk@ help Vyv control the se@ be@st so things don’t get n@sty. Ralgum: @nd T@ull bring Sel over so he c@n help with the c@st when we need him too, get behind DS enc@se we need to get him under control quickly, and for the love of jegus put something on th@t doesn’t m@ke you look hiveless. Ralgun: perfect, let’s get this done. (I also did a reblog with pictures but I didn’t know if you wanted to keep it here so I did this just in case 👍)

VYVYAN: --<< Th4nk you 4ll 2o much for coming. 4242. DUALSCAR: *grrrrooovvwwwllll* VYVYAN: --<< Hey! 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Eye on me. Focu2 on ME. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Pretend I'm 2omeone you re4lly c4re 4bout. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Come on, Du4l2c4r... There H42 to be 2omeone you love. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Dig through your memory. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< 2omeone you'd protect. 2omeone you'd die for. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< 2omeone you really m♊22. 4242.

[Dualscar is now safe to work on.]

(I hope I drew all your characters right!!! <:) this was super fun to do I really hope I didn't get anything wrong :P pls lmk if I did heehee. )

(This is the ask version of this btw <:) just to make things easier if need be! )

*big inhale*

PLEASPELAPSELPELASPLEASEOLEASEPLEASOLEASEPLEASPLEASPLEASEOLEASPELAPSE PLEAAASSEEEEEEE

let me hold hands with cronus i think he deserves it i think hes great and deserves some hand holding. we shall frolic. i would very much like to frolic with cronus ampora. pleeaspelwapelase accept my eoffers please.

erisol, how did becoming a sprite feel at first? was it weird to become one person?

ERISOL: iit wwa2 defiiniitely wweiird at fiir2t. ERISOL: iit 2tiill ii2, actually. iimagiine, you're ju2t chiilliin, a2 a gho2t an 2tuff, then all a 2udden you get shovved iin2iide a 2ome guy you don't liike at all. ERISOL: you can hear your owwn vvoiice iin your head, but al2o hii2. an hii2 vvoiice ii2 techniically al2o your2? an you can hear both thought proce22e2 goiin on at once, an you can 2ee all a theiir memoriie2, an there ii2 no 2en2e a priivvacy cu2 there wwiill alwway2 be twwo people. ERISOL: ...an iit'2 all ju2t kiinda confu2iin. you hate your2elf. you hate eachother. but for 2ome rea2on? you're 2tiill here. you wwon't 2priite2plode. ERISOL: ii gue22 you 2tart twwo wwonder iif you really hated eachother at all. an you fiind iit hard twwo hate your2elf wwhen you 2ee evverythiin you'vve been through. ERISOL: but you can't lovve your2elf, eiither, cu2 neiither a you knoww howw. 2o you ju2t... exii2t. agaiin2t evveryone2 wwiill2. not knowwiin howw twwo deal wwiith iit. ERISOL: *mumbling* wwhy do you talk 2o much? they probably ju2t wwanted a 2iimple answwer. me? you wwere the one gettiin all feel2y. no ii wwa2n't. you totally wwere. 2hut up. thii2 ii2 embarra22iin. howw do you thiink ii feel?

listen cron, I’ll give you a hug, but I swear if you make any flirty remark in any quadrant I’m bashing your face in with a frying pan. Got it?

CRONUS: vwhatewver you vwant, mama-

DONK!

ERISOLSPRITTTEE!! what's it like in your noggin?

CRONUS: hey- erisol? are you listening to me? ...buddy? earth-c to erisol... CRONUS: ...dude. ERISOL: ... ERISOL: 2o. biig 2andwwiich. ERISOL: yeah? ERISOL: uh huh. ERISOL: wwhat of iit. ERISOL: ii wwant one. ERISOL: yeah ii feel that. ERISOL: wwhat? ERISOL: ii can feel your carnal de2iire2. thii2 iinclude2 the need for a biig 2andwwiich. ERISOL: oh yeah.

they should try to have a family bonding night!!!

(Monopoly did not end well.)

VYVYAN: --<< Th4nk you, 2o much. 4ll of you- 2eriou2ly, if there2 4NY w4y I c4n rep4y you guy2, PLE42E let me know! 4242. DUALSCAR: ... DUALSCAR: (this really isnt anythin like alternia.) DUALSCAR: (you must be jumpin for joy in that old tomb a yours, ey, old boy.)

Im comin over, I've got @ will @nd a fuckin w@y. You will @llow yourself to be helped or we're doing this the h@rd w@y, du@lly.

-GladiatorialChoices

DUALSCAR: uh. yeah. good luck vwwith that. VYVYAN: (--<< Ok4y, come on, 2ylph of Mind… It'2 been 4 while, but you c4n do thi2! 4242.) VYVYAN: (--<< He I2 4 violet blood, 2o he might be 4 little re2i2t4nt… but I H4VE to try. I don't w4nt thi2 to h4ve to get violent- not in my reh4bilit4tion centre! 4242.) VYVYAN: --<< Here goe2 nothing. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< I ju2t need to keep him c4lm for 42 long 42 i c4n. 4242. DUALSCAR: vwwhat the fuck do you think you're doin?… VYVYAN: --<< I'm helping you. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Even if you don't w4nt me to. 4242. DUALSCAR: you are goin to remember your fuckin place, ye dirtscrapin jade. you'wvve been doin nothin but defy me. DUALSCAR: you can't go into the mind of a seadvwweller. GET OUT OF MY - DUALSCAR: …head. VYVYAN: --<< Doe2n't th4t feel better?… We're going to get you fixed up. It won't hurt 4 bit! 4242. VYVYAN: --<< You h4ve nothing to worry 4bout, 42 long 42 you 2t4y c4lm. 4242. VYVYAN: (--<< I would recommend doing thi2 quickly. He will beh4ve for 4 while, but the effect2 WILL we4r off on 4 violet c42te 42 4ncient 42 him. 4242.)

erisol, blink if you need to be saved from cronus😭

CRONUS: "sawved"?! novw vwhat the hell do you mean by that? CRONUS: i'm an amazin spritesitter. best one this side a earth-c. i'm honestly offended- no, triggered by the sheer prospect you could evwen THINK i'd ewver do anything ewven marginally abusiwve to this lil guy. CRONUS: you should be ashamed of yourself for throvwing these baseless accusations at such an honest, sensitivwe guy like me.

Omg guys, you are so cool !!! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

But Duaslcar and Cronus... I love your style, you are so handsome!!! I'm on my knees

CRONUS: heyyyy! thanks, doll. <3 DUALSCAR: you hawvve shit taste. CRONUS: shut up.

What are Eridan's thoughts about Erisolsprite and he other way around, Erisolsprite thoughts about Eridan? ahahsha

ERIDAN: wwell i wwas him ERIDAN: seein him about aint much an inconvvenience or anythin a the sort considerin he seems alright for the most part ERIDAN: but hes also a nice reminder that my mind an memories aint privvate to me anymore ERIDAN: evverytime i see him i remember wwhat it wwas like bein twwo awwful people at once ERIDAN: the fucked up part is that i almost miss it cus maybe that wwhole shit showw left one hell of a fuckin impression on me but at least for once i wwasnt all alone ERIDAN: hes plagued me wwith his memories as if my owwn wwerent enough to deal wwith ERIDAN: evven noww i forget to duck under door wways too short for my horns ERIDAN: evven noww i wwake midday thinkin i hear screams a the dead or sit at my desk typin code i dont knoww howw to type or lisp against my owwn vvolition ERIDAN: so i guess you could say he has royally fucked me ERISOL: riight. eriidan. ii'm not 2ure wwhat you're expectiin me twwo 2ay, 2eein a2 he'2 liiterally part of me, but ii'll do my fuckiin darnedest. ERISOL: ii thiink hii2 exii2tance ii2 tragiic, an by exten2iion, 2o ii2 miine. wwe're both iin the 2ame wwriiggliin piile a putred 2tiinkiin 2hiit together. ERISOL: my opiiniion miight be biia2ed. but ii thiink he 2hould go talk twwo 2ol an kk iif he wwant2 twwo get better.

Sushi?

sushi :)

alpha content/gen/pos

thank you!! :)

Meme unrelated. I jyst wanted to make a meme

does Vyvyans quirk affect his speech? Like how when Sollux uses 2 instead s he’s visualizing the lisp? :3c

VYVYAN: --<< Yee444h... I do, 4ctu4lly, h4ve 4 2light li2p. <:) Not th4t I'm 42h4med of it or 4nything like th4t! 4242. GAMZEE: say rice krispies treat MOTHER FUCKER.

If you had to choose someone to shoot out of a canon into the vastness of space, who would it be?

DUALSCAR: can i only choose one person or can i choose multiple people?

I love all their outfits. What happens if I ask them to give us a little twirl

Hey guys! :)

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I'm aware I've been kind of inactive lately, and I would like to apologise for that. The mountain of asks in my inbox have been difficult to get through as of late. :(

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Also please lmk what you guys think of the March and Erisolsprite designs! :) I know some of you love them <3

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