Youre Not Dying. Its Only A Sprained Ankle.

‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’

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“I think, this is a little more then just a sprained ankle Artoria-” 

Hakuno gripped his bleeding arm and limped towards the Saber. Of course he, a regular worker, just had to be sent by the master to collect more material. Of course he had to risk his life by being out here. That being said, he did have the king of knights by his side. So that was something at least. 

There were a few monsters ahead of them now, growling and snapping at them. The Worker gulped. “So ummm…do I just let you go wild on them? Because…I might want you to. Then we can go back…I hope-”

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starrymaster‌:

“…It does feel familiar to me ; Like we both were harem twins at one point.” She gets a cold feeling from all of this harem talk. Why is that…? “Do you think Chaldea has too much harems, or not really?”

“Huh- an interesting way to put it...maybe in another life we were-” Yes, he felt that same cold feeling, similar to her. “As for your question...maybe there are too many. I don’t know who’s in who’s harem anymore.”

“CASTER!” Hakuno flushed heavily before trying to turn away, the key word here being tried to but his servant was extremely attractive and it did not help that she was flaunting her body for him...just like she normally did.

Still though it worked as well as it always did and it got him flustered, and maybe gave him a bulge in his pants. “What’s g-going on?!”

@extellamaster​. From Mikon~!

“So, Hakuno-dono, you found me~.”

The kitsune clearly meant to try and seduce her master, but couldn’t help but repeat something that she saw. Her beautiful thighs and ass out in display towards her Male Master.

“Mana transfer this ass.”

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starrymaster‌:

“Good idea, brother. Are you planning to check the scene of the Crime? I am gonna check the areas around it.”

“We should be in the same area then hmmm...I have a feeling someone already checked the crime scene, can you fill me in as to what happened? I arrived a little too late it seems.”