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Comfort
Based on this pin: https://pin.it/7HJZfP6bi
Hurt/Comfort, including an AU where Regulus survived but didnt age in that cave
Wordcount: 217
His own mother. Sirius thought as he cried by the lake. Whose boggart is his own mother? He felt ashamed, unable to look anyone in the eyes. Not even his friends who had wanted to stop him from running out of the class. A tiny 'meow' pulled him out of his thoughts; there it was. A small black cat, one that always seemed to be there when he cried. "Hello little one." He said, smiling through the tears.
The boggart class was no better for Regulus although he sought comfort on the astronomy tower. Not to jump, but because nobody would make the effort to climb all the stairs outside of class time. He was alone to cry, and panic without unwanted advice. That is, except the large black dog coming to trot up to him as always. He wondered where it came from every time, but it made him smile through the tears.
Years later, as Sirius opened the doors to Grimmauld place, embracing the man who had just transformed from a black cat, things became clear. Wherever Regulus had been, he still looked 18, so all Sirius could hope was that his comforting companion and baby brother had been in a much nicer place than himself.
As they hugged, the two smiled through their tears.
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Runaways
Role swap AU in which Remus and Sirius run away together! Maybe Ill make a part two? Let me know! Angst, fleeing authority, hurt/comfort, mentions of murder and blood etc. Wordcount: 1208
The silence was painful on Siriusâ eardrums. The streets covered in crimson, leading up to the tall man leaning against the wall. Silent. Calm. Looking down at the antler piece in his blood-stained hand.
âRemus-â
He said, starting towards the other who raised his head ever so slowly. Such a calm gaze. Like someone satisfied to have gotten a job done. Siriusâ face was twitching between disbelief and nervous grinning. He wasnât happy, of course. So even though he had been suspecting Remus⌠he knew the other wasnât calm. Even if he looked like it. Seeming calm and calculative as ever but on the inside, Remus knew he was done for.
Sirius grabbed his hand.
âStop it, Padfoot. Theyâre going to lock me up, you donât have to⌠I donât want you caught up in this. Go away. Before the Aurors are here.â
âIâm not going anywhere. Not without you, Crescent.â
Remus grunted, knowing the other wouldnât give in so easily. Sirens sounded in the distance. Of course, a whole street blown up, thirteen corpses, would not go unnoticed. There was no time to argue but if he brought Sirius along and they got caught⌠there was no right way about this. The tattooed manâs hand only tightened around his own.
âA werewolf Sirius-â
âItâs not a full moon.â
âThat doesnât matter to them.â
Because it didnât. Not in these times. If the authorities saw this blood bath and a werewolf among it, the oh-so-brave and amazing James Potter gone without a trace, a deer slaughtered with only a piece of antler left⌠the helpless but kind Peter Pettigrew murdered. Nothing would matter. No proof in the world. If they even gave him the chance to bring forth proof.
âYou will probably never live normally again, Sirius, your reputationâŚâ
âI couldnât give any less of a damn.â
Before they even knew it, they were running. Faster even than they thought their feet could take them. Faster than theyâd ever run from the quidditch pitch to the whomping willow. It was hard to breathe in the cold night air, the people and lights and everything around them a blur.
As they briefly stopped to decide on a direction, Remus locked eyes with someone; a man with a scarred face, more scarred even than his own. A staff almost the size of his body, grim looking. Alastor Moody. His face dropped but he heard the Aurorâs faint voice:
âNobody here, weâre looking elsewhere.â
Remus had never felt so relieved in his life, but he knew he had to pull Sirius further, pulling him away from where the authorities were. It was scary but also strangely freeing to run into the night like this. The only thing calming him was knowing that whether theyâd run or not, the punishment would be the same. In Azkaban, it didnât matter whether you were in for 25 years or a lifetime. Youâd be insane beyond repair after just a few years either way.
âI know you hate the motorcycle but for once Iâm going to need you to get on it.â
Sirius said. Theyâd been running for longer than it had felt like with the panic and had by now reached Grimmauld Place. There was no time to gather things, however, and so Remus rushed to climb onto the motorcycle behind the one whose trust he didnât deserve.
âIâve been thinking you wereâŚâ
âQuiet Remus. I did too. But it doesnât matter now.â
It really didnât. They both knew it was James who sold out Peter to Voldemort. They still didnât know why an innocent, kind, imperfect but gentle soul had to die so gruesomely. Maybe there was more to it than the two of them knew. But theyâd have time in hiding to think about it. For now, however, Remus was completely helpless. Holding onto Sirius tightly as the motorcycle lifted off the ground, a bit louder than beneficial. His head rested on the otherâs shoulder, breathing in the soft scent of cinnamon:
âTell me when you get too tiredâŚâ
âYou canât even drive this thing, love.â
He sighed, knowing Sirius was right. He was completely useless right now. As he had always been. He didnât want Sirius risking his freedom for him like that, even if he was innocent, but he was utterly selfish for being unable to imagine living without him. Unable to imagine successfully sending him away to be free. God, he loved and needed him so much.
Somewhere over the ocean, Remus fell asleep. Sirius summoned strings from his wand to keep him from falling off, tied tightly to himself. He knew Remusâs fears, thoughts, and insecurities. But also, that none of them reflected reality. He loved the other, and he would not let him be taken away for even a moment. Running away? Hiding for however long itâd be necessary? Hell, if they got caught and kissed by the dementors together, at least heâd know he tried to save someone innocent. The thought brought a strange kind of smile to his lips.
âHow about Germany, Moony? I heard they have beautiful old architecture in some places. We could get a beautiful old house for ourselves.â
A farmhouse, maybe. An abandoned one. It would be hard to hide without the protection of a Fidelius Charm. Impossible maybe. But if he could keep his crescent safe for even just a day, he would be more than happy. It was nice, in a way, to imagine learning German together and starting a new life, even if hidden and lonely. He was already thinking about a new hair color, a nice chestnut brown perhaps, to hide among the muggles. It would be harder for Remus for sure, he wasnât an Animagus. He couldnât just hide as a dog as he could. And his scars⌠they were so identifiable. A sigh escaped him as he tried to convince himself that theyâd make it longer than a week, though he didnât dare raise his hopes too high at the same time.
âMoody saw us.â
Remus suddenly muttered, half awake.
âMoody? Alastor Moody? The Auror?â
Sirius asked, in disbelief; why werenât they already in Azkaban then?
âHe told his colleagues nobody was there. He let us go.â
It seemed like a dream. Alastor Moody didnât just let people go. He was known for catching everyone who needed to be caught. Why didnât he just stop them?
âHe thinks weâre innocent.â
Remus concluded cleverly, feeling as Sirius let out a breath he didnât know he was holding. Moody had power. Not the highest power, but still. If he thought they were innocent, and if he wanted to help them⌠then heâd be able to keep people off their track, even if just for a while.
âWhere are we headed?â
âGermany.â
A kiss fell on his neck as Remus hummed in acknowledgment:
âSounds lovely.â
And so, all they could do for now was fly high up in the clouds and look for a place to stay, knowing that at least one person had their back and they might even make it through a month or more. Sirius smiled as he realized this and allowed his hopes to climb just a little higher. Maybe they would be okay.
I just wanted to warn everyone that its just gonna be a oneshot because its pretty much the only thing I write
I wanna write a swap fic where Remus and Sirius ran together away after Peter's murder
I wanna write a swap fic where Remus and Sirius ran together away after Peter's murder
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Also I fully recommend watching it!
From above, Edgeshot,MT.Lady and T Kamui Woods to the song "candy story". I xs why, but I decided to draw them like this)
Three rats are obtainedđ
Well, below is Kamihara-san in the form of a medical worker. The one that says: "but why the heck change the machine ?!" was drawn under a cool fanfic, and the second one, which says: "Are you on the record? Come in", was drawn under inspiration
I think Shinya should be a cross between a surgeon and a cardiologist, this will be the most ironic)đ

I dont even need glasses and Im angry they cost no less cost so much?đ
Made the mistake of bringing up that needing glasses is a disability on tiktok and people got real mad.
âYou can fix it with glassesâ yeah, cuz theyâre a disability aid? But like, I still have to pay 160 bucks to use my own fucking eyes?
Like, by definition, if your eyes do not work without aid, you have a disability to see.
Having a disability doesnât automatically put you in what people consider the âdisabledâ category, but that doesnât change the fact that it is in fact, a disability.
The werewolf and the teacher
A wolfstar swapped roles AU! In which Remus just broke out and Sirius takes him home Angst, hurt/comfort, mentions of murder, vomit, love Wordcount: 2634
Shrill laughter echoed through the shrieking shack, making the atmosphere even scarier than it already was. One might have expected it to come from the ragged-looking man, starved, in a torn prisonerâs uniform. The same man on the countless wanted posters hung everywhere oneâs steps might take one. Dangerous. Murderous. Calculating his every step with intimidating intelligence. Thatâs how everyone knew him. But it wasnât him who was laughing. He merely had a mild smile on his lips, looking contradictorily gentle. Despite his sunken, scar-covered face and the dark rings under his eyes, he didnât radiate any kind of murderous energy.
The usually friendly albeit a little crazy-seeming Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, however, did. He was laughing like a maniac:
âYou found him you bloody genius!â
He laughed, looking at the escapee while clutching a piece of an antler the other had been holding only seconds before. It looked broken off, due to the owner being blown up to pieces and this being the biggest piece found. Or, as he had realized, the piece helping in faking a death. The death of a traitor.
âThat worthless, cowardly, traitorous- Oh Remus youâll feast on game tonight.â
He growled, but the alleged criminal put a hand on his shoulder:
âSirius. Calm down.â
âCalm down, Remus?! Calm?! Down?! You spent TWELVE years in Azkaban for this-â
âI know, I was there.â
He replied, his grip tightening. The atmosphere was strange. Tense, with mismatched feelings about the whole situation. No, not mismatched feelings. Murder was a shared desire for them both. Mismatched levels of self-control. Sirius let his fury out unfiltered while Remus kept it down to make room for clear thoughts. He had gotten used to this, to pushing his feelings down for rationality. Otherwise, he could have never escaped his cell or the prison island. With only one day per month, full concentration had been crucial. His arms snaked around the much better-dressed man, kissing his neck softly.
âYou reek.â
The comment drew a chuckle from Remusâs throat:
âAh excuse me. I had very little time to shower between being imprisoned, breaking out, and being on the run.â
His hand found its way into the otherâs, holding it and for a long moment, the shack was simply silent. The wind outside was howling but with his face still nuzzled against Siriusâ neck, Remus could feel his pulse calm down. Another soft kiss, hand squeeze, hum. All those little things he knew worked. They had always worked. And they worked now.
âPerhaps I should be so very gracious and let you take a bath at my house then?â
There was that smirk again. Cheeky and playful, the kind of smile almost nobody could get from Sirius these days. Not since Peterâs death. It changed to a huff, a frown, but not a serious one:
âYouâre an idiot you know that? I should be calming your anger. Why are you never angry?â
âShh⌠I am angry. Youâre just⌠more expressive, professor.â
The teacher ground his teeth, sighing as he hit his head against Remusâ chest. And kissed the hand intertwined with his own in a longing, soft gesture. He hated feeling like this. He hated missing the easiness of believing in his former boyfriendâs guilt and the tragic heroic death of a friend he thought he knew.
âWhat about the murder?â
âHuh?â
âYou offered me a bath. Canât deny I need one. But wouldnât that be more logical after I shower in blood?â
An elbow hit his ribs, a very much bearable pain compared to the past 12 years. Nothing compared to a full moon in tight, extra sturdy albeit not even slightly bigger cells. Months of starving himself, of fighting to not lose his slipping grip on sanity. And worst of all, the monthly breaking of his head about whether or not heâd receive his potion from the guards. His hand ran through Siriusâs hair, slowly, softly, basking in the feeling of silky black locks. A crude contrast to his own tangled, messy, uncomfortably greasy nest of hair. Heâd always preferred it short but telling that to soul-sucking ghostly creatures such as the dementors⌠a wall would have been more likely to grant him a haircut.
âAh shut up Remus⌠you looked like a shriveled string bean. And I'm not committing murder with someone so nasty. Canât be seen dating someone like that.â
âOh, so weâre back together then? You donât think Iâm an evil murderer anymore?â
The other was quiet at that. The question hit a bad spot. He HAD been thinking Remus was a murderer. Reluctantly. The perceived-to-be perfect, quiet, all Os student? A perfect disguise next to rowdy, mischievous bullies. It seemed unlikely, even with his affliction. But how calm he had been, according to eyewitnesses.
âI wasnât calm you know?â
Remus said as if heâd read Siriusâ mind.
âI was in shock. Numb. I knew I was done for. Bloodthirsty werewolf. Just killed a deer, thereâs a piece of the antler. Muggles dead. Nothing stopping him from mauling poor, young, brave James Potter. Must have eaten him, bones and all.â
âBut it wasnât a full moon.â
âThat didnât matter to them, Sirius. It didnât matter to you, did it? My affliction was enough to make them think Iâd killed him.â
Sirius sighed in frustration, putting his wand into his belt before reluctantly twisting out of the taller oneâs grasp. The scent of cinnamon was lost from the otherâs immediate proximity, and he growled softly in disapproval as he straightened back up to full height.
âWeâve talked too much. Heâs probably-â
âRemus, he was gone before we even started talking. Weâll find him again.â
He was much calmer now. Still out for Potterâs blood, but calmer and more receptive to rational thought. Deep down he knew this couldnât be rushed. A short touch to his partnerâs arm, and they found themselves in front of Siriusâ home. Aside from Remus throwing up bile from the sudden apparition, it was silent. No wonder, in the middle of the night.
âYou havenât eaten. Dinner?â
He asked cheekily upon glancing at the small, chunkless puddle.
âDonât look at it, PadsâŚâ
âI donât listen to convicts on the run, Moony.â
Remus opened his mouth to complain again but Sirius was already busy making his house appear between 11 and 13. They went inside, and immediately, he felt at home. It smelled completely of Sirius, of cinnamon and books, and faintly of dust, no matter how clean the house was. Just as he remembered it. Of course, he hadnât been there often. A half-blood werewolf wasnât exactly someone welcomed warmly by Walburga Black. He was certain her portrait was somewhere in the house, but he didnât have the power to think much about it at the moment. He sat down at the kitchen table, all his forcibly gathered energy now leaving him as the past months caught up to him.
âYouâre crying.â
Sirius informed him helpfully, without even looking. Even after all these years, the subtle shift in breathing betrayed even the quietest of Remusâ tears. It was intuition, one he hadnât lost even when believing him to have betrayed their best friend. A different smell soon filled the kitchen, savory and delicious. Comforting.
âRoasted chicken?â
âYeah, it always comforted you after a full moon. You used to stuff your face with it every time.â
Laughing felt impossible, even though Remus badly wanted to. But he was shaking with seemingly unstoppable yet soft tears. He felt safe to cry now, and frankly, he was too tired not to.
âYouâre not making Kreacher cook.â
âNah. You look like you need something made with love. Kreacher would probably spit in it.â
âTss... I couldnât care less after eating rats for months, Pads.â
Sirius grinned at that. Not because he found his partnerâs suffering funny, of course, but rather because it was easier to joke about it than to process just how messed up it was. He put the finished food down on the table, briefly hesitating, but ended up sitting next to Remus. A deep sigh left him:
âEat slow, Moony.â
He did. The hunger should have made it more difficult to stick with small, slow bites after starving for so long but honestly, the myriad of other emotions, mostly unidentifiable ones, made the food quite hard to swallow. A warm hand found its way on his thigh, and it seemed absurd that it had been Sirius who had laughed like a madman just earlier. Remus looked up into sympathetic grey eyes.
âYou donât have to worry about me.â
âIâm a rebel I do what I want.â
âPff. An idiot is what you are.â
A kiss on his cheek shut him up fast, and he instinctively reached out to keep Sirius closer. 12 years apart. 12 years of wrong suspicions. And it had only taken clearing up to make their flame spark again. God how he had missed those soft lips. The scent of cinnamon, of cigarettes, of him. It felt wrong to come back to old feelings so fast and yet he had learned that life was too short for regret and hesitancy.
âYouâre crying again.â
âI know.â
The chicken remained only partly eaten as Sirius offered to take a bath first instead. To calm Remusâ nerves and to get him clean and out of all those reminders of his imprisonment. He counted in his head, knew it was too close to the next full moon to get wolfsbane potion, and sighed. At least Remus was free this time. Could run freely in a safe and hidden space. And wouldnât be confined to a tiny cell. It must have been awful. Sirius could barely imagine the pain and fear, now that he didnât think the other deserved it anymore.
The bathroom hadnât changed at all. Still just as strangely fancy as ever, and Remus would never be able to wrap his hand around the fact that someone would put so much special effort into bathroom dĂŠcor. Of course, Sirius hadnât really changed the house, so it hadnât been his choice, and overall Remus wasnât sure why he was even overthinking it so much.
âBubbles?â
âAlways bubbles.â
The warm water was like a blessing. Remus heard himself sigh out loudly without meaning to, looking at the other man for a long moment:
âAre you going to join, or will I have to beg for it?â
âYou want me to? Are you sure?â
Sirius asked and the uncertainty behind his words was audible. He was clearly still feeling guilty about not fighting for Remus, and clearly, the otherâs clever mind was running with just as many fears as his own. Was it just a temporary thing? Just the exhaustion that made Remus so lenient? So forgiving? So-
âEarth to Padfoot. Please join me. I want you to, really. I know what youâre thinking, and I need you to stop thinking it.â
Remus said, pulling him back into reality. It had been ages since theyâd shared a bath, or any naked moment really, and it felt just as nice as heâd remembered. The warmth against his back, the arms around him, the soft scratch of beard against his neck. He wanted to joke âyou need a shaveâ but really, the last thing he wanted right now was to say anything at all.
Remus held him tight as if scared to wake up from just a rare, nice dream if he didnât. Or scared that Sirius would leave him alone again. He couldnât be alone again. It would kill him for sure this time.
âPlease donât leave me. Iâll try to be a good partner.â
âI know, Moony. Iâm not going anywhere.â
Sirius replied, tilting his head back to look at him. His words were incredibly assuring, the determination behind them undeniable. Maybe it would be okay.
Soon after, Sirius was helping Remus wash his hair, working some magic to shorten it back to a comfortable length. A bit too short perhaps, but that was inevitable with how tangled and matted it was. But he looked more human again, more free. Less like a banshee. He kissed the top of Remusâ head, smelling his hair:
âYou smell like me now darling.â
The other chuckled at last, utterly infatuated. He felt like a newborn man, a bit hungry still but mainly tired. The warmth, bath, and feeling of safety were crashing down on his strained state, and wanted nothing more than just one safe, nightmare-free night:
âDo you think you have a room free?â
âOnly against cuddles as payment.â
There was a long silence as the two of them simply looked into the mirror. One scarred, unhealthily skinny frame against a ghostly pale, better-fed one. Both handsome in their own regard, a contrast between the beauty of survival and the beauty of genes, both holding their own unique depth of pain.
âSirius listenâŚâ
âShush. You donât start with that again. Not again, not after all this. Iâm grown now and Iâve been a shit boyfriend. And Iâve been shit. You donât get to say that I donât deserve you now. Werewolf, alleged murderer, I donât care. I never have.â
âSiriusâŚâ
âNo. Shut up. This is my house. No self-deprecation under this roof. Youâll come to my bedroom, put on a pyjama and then weâll go to bed. As a couple. You understand?â
There was hardly a point in arguing with this determination. But Dementors and captivity had only extinguished the last bit of self-esteem Remus had had. A werewolf. A half-blood. A cowardly bookworm. Unable to save his friends. Unable to prove his innocence. Frankly, not at all suitable for a man like Sirius Black. Someone so very brave, mature even after his past as a bully and a mischief-maker. Heâd gone through just as much pain, if not more, than Remus yet came out of it a handsome, brave, good man.
âI said no self-deprecation.â
Sirius spoke, recognizing the lack of light in the otherâs eyes, and pulled him away from the mirror:
âNone of that. You went through 12 years in Azkaban and survived. Hell, you didnât lose yourself like others have there, Remus. Do you know how much strength that takes?â
âI only-â
âNothing âonlyâ. That is not âonlyâ. You held onto yourself and you *escaped*. After a transformation no less.â
âOkay.â
It was all Remus could say. He was too tired to argue, and he knew that whatever he said would just loop back around to the same discussion. It was almost relieving to just leave it at that for the moment, though he knew the self-hatred would come back to haunt him as it always did.
âOkay.â
Sirius replied. Food still seemed out of the question and so the next step was going to bed. Sirius in his favorite black bathrobe, which Remus was certain to be hexed with a charm to keep it clean and good-smelling. And Remus in a too-short, too-tight striped pyjama, which was likely left over from whatever strange messed up sterile ideology the Black family had going on. He felt a bit silly, being in stripes again, but much cleaner and more comfortable.
âOh, Merlin.â
Remus sighed hard in bliss as he sank into the mattress:
âMy back thanks you Pads.â
âJust your back~?â
âPff, and me.â
He playfully rolled his eyes at the other, humming contently at being spooned from behind. It felt safe and warm, with no responsibility from his side. It made it far easier to relax. A nice way to prove that Sirius had his back even if it was just during sleep. A kiss landed on his neck, his eyes fluttering closed as exhaustion won him over for good:
âI love you, my star.â
âI love you more, crescent.â
EVERYPNE LOOK AT TTHEN
I've done a bunch of drawings recently that I haven't shared recently, as well as sketches, so I'm gonna share these with you now with probably some descriptions about a few of em <3

I finished this piece about a day ago, and I'm very much so proud of it. I actually made it somewhat for me and my boyfriend, but also, it was just a really good excuse to draw my favourite queers.


The first is a fanchild page and the second is an unfinished sketch, idk if I'll ever get around to finishing it. (Also the fanchild's name wss stolen from an ao3 fic if anyone was curious)

And then i made this short little opposite sides comic with no words ofc, but it was inspired by a glass animals song lol.
Here's the cropped panels





That's it for right now goodbyeeee
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I THOUGHT THE SAME SEEING IT LOL
Remus: Nothing in life matters
Sirius: â¨nothingđ¸inđlifeđŚmattersâ¨

absolutely!! (not my pic)
Okay yay! Thats awesome to hear :3
Thanks for the follow your username killed me inside /j /lh
OMG I REALLY SHOULD CHANGE MY USERNAME...
For context, my name is Remus, and I changed it when I was going through a tough patch and I felt very disconnected from myself...
I always forget about it until I interact with the marauders fandom again đ
OMG SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE INSENSITIVE OR STH! And lmao I see!! I hope you're doing better now<3!
Thanks for the follow your username killed me inside /j /lh
OMG I REALLY SHOULD CHANGE MY USERNAME...
For context, my name is Remus, and I changed it when I was going through a tough patch and I felt very disconnected from myself...
I always forget about it until I interact with the marauders fandom again đ
Mhhh I might try that if I can bring up the motivation! Thanks for the tip!
Guys. GAYS.
MY FRIEND SAID HE'S GOING TO READ ALL THE YOUNG DUDES...
I don't think he knows what he's signing himself up for...
(For clarification, he knows nothing about the marauders fandom other than what I've told him)
I wanna read it so bad but Im physically unable to get myself to read longficsđ
Guys. GAYS.
MY FRIEND SAID HE'S GOING TO READ ALL THE YOUNG DUDES...
I don't think he knows what he's signing himself up for...
(For clarification, he knows nothing about the marauders fandom other than what I've told him)
Watch me write Sirius different in the fic than I draw him for it because I love both versions of him and I can do whatever I want B)
And there we go!! Chapter two is up and ready! Hope you enjoy!!
I hope it was worth the wait! Already working on the next chapter as we speak haha, below the cut are tagged people, (if you'd like to be updated on releases or removed from the tags let me know!)
@kawaiibarty @de4thbycre4tion @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab @eyeless-jeff666
I wrote a term paper on Harry Potter and got sucled back into it and fell insanely hard for Remus and Sirius againâď¸
Hey Marauders/Wolfstar fandom, one little question.
Where have yall suddenly come from??? I opened tumblr today to so many new wolfstar posts. Istg, just because it's almost October, does not mean we all have to be depressed at once yall... I, personally, am trying to avoid that, thanks
"Lost"
@wolfstarmicrofic
September Prompt 4 [Muggle]
Warnings: none!
Word Count: 336 words
Sirius frowns at the ordinary map. The Muggle world is way more complicated than it should be.
"Lost?" Remus asks plainly, crossing his arms.
"No!" Sirius says defensively, "I'm just... figuring out the fastest way to get there."
Remus looks over Siriusâs shoulder at the map. "Sirius, it's upside-down."
Sirius blinks as he realizes Remus is correct and clears his throat. "I knew that." He flips it the right way.
Remus sighs. "Lead the way."
They walk for longer before Sirius stops again.
"Uhh... Moony?"
"Yes?"
"I don't know where we are," he admits sheepishly.
"I know." Remus takes his wand out and mutters a spell. "We have to go that way." He points.
Sirius blinks. "You could've done that the whole time?"
"Yes."
"Then whyâ"
"It was funny watching you pretend you aren't lost."
"We've been walking for an hour!"
"It was very funny," Remus adds.
Sirius pouts. "I hate you."
"No, you don't."
Sirius grumbles, folding the map with more force than necessary. "I could have figured it out eventually, you know."
Remus smiles softly, tucking his wand back into his jacket. "I'm sure you couldâve. In a few more hours, maybe."
Sirius glares at him. "You're enjoying this way too much."
"I am," Remus replies without shame. "Watching you try to navigate the Muggle world is quite entertaining."
Sirius huffs, but his lips twitch, betraying his attempt to stay annoyed. "Fine. Next time, you get to hold the map."
Remus chuckles. "Deal. But something tells me you'd miss being in charge."
"Not if it means being lost for an hour while you laugh at me."
"You're adorable."
Sirius blushes despite himself.
Remus smirks. "Come on, let's not get lost again. Or we'll never hear the end of it."
Sirius follows, still flustered. "You can't just say stuff like that."
Remus gives him a sideways glance, his expression innocent. "Why not?"
Sirius narrows his eyes. "You're insufferable."
"Mm-hmm." Remus hums. "But you don't hate me."
Sirius sighs dramatically. "No, I really don't."