Alfred: Master Timothy Once Followed Me Around The Manor, Observing Me As I Carried Out My Duties. I'd

Alfred: Master Timothy once followed me around the manor, observing me as I carried out my duties. I'd wager that he only blinked once during the hours he watched me. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he was doing 'research'.

Alfred: And then I started finding the towels being folded after I had hung them, the dishes washed, and all the portraits and antiques around the manor dusted before I even started. All in the particular way I do them.

Alfred: I thought I was losing my marbles. That my memory was starting to go. And then I remembered a little bird hovering over my shoulder, watching my every move.

Alfred: His actions are appreciated but not needed. I am still quite capable of doing my job.

tim, rebelliously mopping the floor of the west wing: dammit thought i'd last a month before you noticed

it’s her season

ten year old dick: i know who you are, bruce

bruce, sighing: i'm bat--

dick: you're a tsundere

bruce:

bruce: go to your room

batman: i put in a good word for you with the rayner boy since you like him so much

red hood: what did you do?

earlier that day

batman, showing kyle 4k footage of red hood beating criminals up viciously: my son is very capable isn't he? you should see this one clip in bialya where he had an rpg and was up against a 21-foot-tall killer bee.

kyle, fearing for his life: y-yeah ...

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Batman and Superman meet Shazam!