This, But With That One Reporter Who Kept Trying To Get Himikos Tragic Background And Himiko Toga Herself

This, but with that one reporter who kept trying to get Himiko’s “tragic background” and Himiko Toga herself

Designer: You know, if you fixed that scowl of yours, I might let you model for one of my newest lines

Bakugo:

Kirishima: Pro heroes don’t have a license to kill

Bakugo:

Kirishima: Imagine the PR nightmare

Bakugo:

Kirishima: Imagine Midobro’s disappointed face-

Designer: Have you considered dying your hair corn yellow to better match your eyes?

Bakugo:

Kirishima: *sighs* You’re writing all the damage reports

Bakugo: >:)

Bakugo: I don’t want to be here.

Kirishima: Dude, we got a job to watch over this fashion company and we got to do it.

Bakugo: I rather shoot myself in the brain then interact with these pretentious assholes.

Kirishima: I’m sure it won’t be that bad.

-Later When During A Meeting-

Designer: Next, I want to introduce a new trend we’re pushing. Beef Milk. It’s like almond milk that’s been squeezed through the tiny holes in living cows.

Kirishima and Bakugo:

Bakugo: It’s fucking milk.

Day ??? of not obsessing over something. Life is slowly losing meaning.

Send help.

Yours sincerely,

Rando on the internet

big shoutout to everyone being embarrassing and ugly and cringe worthy and stupid right now. you are living life the way it was meant to be lived babe

One of the paradoxes of the modern internet is that I genuinely understand sites need to get revenue somewhere, and while I don't love ads I'm actually okay seeing relatively unintrusive ads on a free site, hearing words from sponsors, etc.

But the modern internet is so full of modal popups and video ads on autoplay and trackers that using it without an adblocker is basically impossible, so everything gets blocked.

Interview: Why are you so outspoken against the old Hero System?

Pro Hero Kacchan: I said to myself, if I don’t make it to the top then I’ll go and change the system

Pro Hero Kacchan: Then I decided the system is f**ked anyway so might as well start some s**t