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filthy bts headcanons - maknae line

now the filthy headcanons are complete!

hyung line headcanons here

JIMIN

he is absolutely without a doubt the king of foreplay, don’t @ me.

jimin will happily spend hours exploring your body with his mouth and hands, winding you up and ratcheting up the tension to such a level that you’re nearly pleading for him to fuck you before he actually does.

he’s sensual, he enjoys the intimacy and the journey of sex.

enjoys having sex in front of a mirror because he loves to watch what he makes you do and he loves to make you watch what he makes you do. he wants you to see the effect that he can have on you. plus, he’s a performer and being in front of the mirror makes you both audience members.

i think now is also the time to mention his exhibitionist streak. he is a fan of sending and receiving texts, sexts, pics, etc as well as masturbating together via phone and video. i’ve mentioned this about hobi in both of the previous filthy headcanons and the same is true of jimin but in a different way - hobi likes it because hobi wants to try everything and switch it up and keep it interesting; jimin likes it because he's a natural born performer who gets off on holding your undivided attention and knowing that he turns you on every bit as much as you turn him on.

he has a praise kink that goes both way - he wants you to compliment him, but he is in turn also SO complimentary of everything, from how you look to how you sound to how you taste to what you’re doing well. you never have to guess at what he likes or how he likes because he is so open about it.

so he’s very talkative during sex. beyond letting you know how much he loves you and how beautiful you are and how good you feel, he also asks about what you’re feeling and what you need from him, if you like it, if you want more. he wants to feel desired and needed.

two words: possessive sex.

and he wants you to know that it’s possessive and not jealousy because jealousy implies envy and he doesn’t envy anyone because he knows that you’re his. he just wants to make sure that you know that you’re his.

this involves all night long level wrecking where he will fuck you into next week. it’s hard to forget you’re his when he’s the reason you’re limping around the next couple of days.

he ain't too proud to beg. wanna hear it? put your mouth on him - and that doesn't exclusively mean his dick. he gets weak over lovebites on his neck and chest.

a switch who likes to be lightly choked.

he’s into mutual choking but he doesn't want to hurt you or be hurt beyond being just a tad bit rough. he once spanked you so hard during sex that he left a handprint and was almost at the point of tears before you could tell him that you were fine and in fact kinda liked it.

another fan of overstimulation, but make it mutual. ideally, he wants both of you to be a mess by the time the sex session is over.

favorite position is lotus because he likes the closeness of you on his lap and the two of you moving together.

is weak over mutual masturbation. is such a good boy. loves the challenge of only touching himself while watching you touch yourself and knowing that you’re both itching for each other.

have you noticed that the keyword with jimin is “mutual”? i don’t think there’s anyone who could deny that he is a people pleaser (this is also why his head game is on point and why he’s usually moaning as much as you are when he eats you out)

TAEHYUNG

worships the ground you walk on with no hesitation or embarrassment about it.

the guys would try to tease him about being whipped and all he does is smile that boxy smile.

he spoils you SO MUCH.

like, you don’t even need to ask for anything. even if you don't wanna be a sugar baby, prepare. to. be. spoiled. his favorite things to buy you are lingerie and jewelry. can’t you just imagine the smile when you step out in something he's bought you? and then the best part of it all is he buys it, you model it, and then he fucks you in. if that isn’t a win-win!

because he’s gotten teased in the past over his skin color, he loves your skintone and he loves to see the contrast of your skin against his. when you fuck, he’s always torn between watching your face and watching your pussy swallow his dick.

this is why he’s also a fan of mirror sex, but unlike his bestie, it’s because he wants to watch the two of you together and see your bodies intertwined. to him, no work of art could ever compare.

especially loves to fuck in front of the mirror when you’re both looking expensive AF.

catch him shamelessly trying to fuck you first thing in the morning. you think he’s just sweetly cuddling you but then you feel him rutting against you and his morning voice is all low and raspy and his hands are gently squeezing you and he’s whispering “jagiya” against your neck and it’s like….did you even stand a chance?

tae is another one who seems a little conservative but we know tae is mischievous and sassy - he gets kinkier once he's comfortable. i wholeheartedly believe that he is secretly a freak with a dark and kinky edge who is also tender and romantic.

the duality will have your head spinning because he will seriously be talking about marrying you one minute and then splitting you open on his cock and talking about fucking a baby into you the next.

because yes, let’s just admit it: ya boy has an impregnation kink.

casual sex? kim taehyung doesn’t know her - if you’re fucking, you’re in love. he is not here for the okey-dokey and he’s not one to play games. he’s ready to say ILY and shack up within the first few months. he’s out here mentally picking out your gucci china patterns after you meet his parents. so yes, his favorite thing is coming inside of you and talking about how beautiful you’re going to look when you’re round with his baby. the moment you let him rawdog, he goes feral.

loves if you get him off when he shouldn't be getting off - like while on vlive or in the backseat of the car or on the phone with the guys and he has to try to keep it together.

also, is totally the kind of freak who would think it was hot to share you with jimin if you were interested.

he honestly loves slow, drawn out makeout sessions wherein you get him hard from grinding the crease out of his pants but don't actually touch him. it makes him insane and he eventually snaps and loses all control.

will call you every single pet name in the book

wants to get you a sex toy he can control specifically to torture you in public. make no mistake - it’s not about the novelty, it’s about the power and the sheer naughty thrill of it.

JUNGKOOK

are you ready to be perennially exhausted with hickies dotting your neck, chest, and thighs?

is one of the members with the highest stamina. will fuck your brains out, make you come, follow you over the edge, and then be ready for another round in 15 minutes at the most.

if you can pull him from sleep, he will happily wake up in the middle of the night for sex with you. you could come home in the middle of the day and say nothing but “hey” and he would still be ready to rip his pants off like it’s the nba.

this is another one with pretty hands who knows how to use them to get you off.

he is eager and aims to please. he wants to learn what you like and he likes to be educated in that subject - and he’s a quick learner. you moan at something he does once, he’s not only going to remember that you liked it, but he’s going to find ways to perfect touching you there.

he can be a little competitive even when it comes to sex - you not getting off is not an option for him. you can explain to him that sex doesn’t always have to end in orgasm to be and feel good, but he still feels guilty if he comes and you don’t. and he wants you to come first, preferably multiple times, before he does.

beyond obsessed with your tits - your entire body, but especially your tits.

he loves any position that puts them in his face and gets them within reach of his mouth.

when he goes down on you, more often than not, he has both hands cupping your breasts (unless he needs his hands to pin your legs apart).

and when eating you out, he likes it sloppy. he wants you canting your hips up to ride against his face and completely wet his mouth, nose, and chin with you.

he’s said it before and i’ll just reiterate it for him: he likes noonas. i’ll go beyond that and say he has a noona kink. he doesn’t want to draw attention to the fact that he’s younger, per se, but he does like to learn from you and finds it sexy when you’re experienced. he also finds it sexy when he’s younger than you and still manages to turn you out. since he’s accustomed to being the baby, he’s sweet, we know this, but he can be kind of a brat who wants to be taken care of. he still wants you to see him as mature and capable but he also likes to have his way. he contains multitudes.

uses the power of the pout to get his way and has no shame about it.

favors positions where he can show off how strong he is so that means any athletic position where he has the control and can hold you up and pound into you.

this often happens after a gym session or after you two have argued. though in the case of angry sex, he’ll want reassurance after that your problem is legitimately solved and that you haven’t just fucked about it.

sex with him is, more often than not, sweaty, primal, and dirty; he will rip your clothes off in his eagerness and the room will be filled with your moans, his grunts, and the sound of skin meeting skin. say a prayer for your bedframe, the wall behind it, and the neighbors on the other side.

as much as he likes to leave hickies on you, he’s weak when you do the same and doubly so when you bite at his shoulders and scratch down his back.

he will do and say some dirty shit to you and then have the audacity to get bashful after

another one who likes to pull you onto his lap all the time but then he has to move you after a few minutes because just having you on his lap made him hard.

likes to lay his head on your chest, however, if you play with his hair while he lays on you, be prepared to fuck

if you wear shorts or no pants to bed, be prepared to fuck

if you let him shower with you, be prepared to fuck

if you go to the gym with him….guess what?

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do you have a masterlist

I do now! It's right here: https://fandomnoire.tumblr.com/post/661366065799086080/masterlist

I had started one and hadn't finished it but you made me get my ass in gear 🤣 so thanks, anon!

damn

p-pls elaborate

thank you, anon, @uniquekindofgirl , and @leoqueen2021 for asking.

i spend so much time thinking about this so i am more than happy to oblige.

below the cut, how bangtan eats you out.

namjoon: attaches his mouth to your pussy to cover the channel of your sex completely, licks you in broad stripes with the entire flat of his tongue. pumps two thick fingers into you and then slurps up the wetness that gushes around them. will pull back just enough to look up at you as his tongue so slowly toys with your clit and then smirks and dives back in. will have at least one of his hands in one of 3 places: at your neck, around your breast, or intertwined with yours. also the type to pull out while fucking you and go down on you if he feels like he's about to cum too fast.

jin: full on makes out with your pussy - you ain't never had a french kiss like this. slots those broad shoulders under your thighs and folds his arms around them so he can use his fingers to spread you open fully for him. there is not a nook or cranny of you that he doesn't get his tongue into.

suga: presses your thighs open with his hands and holds them open while he works. he will devour you - softly at first and then builds up the speed. there is not a trick in the book that suga doesn't know and employ to get you off: he licks you fully, flicks your clit with the tip of his tongue, sucks on your lips, nibbles at you gently, and blows to tease you. if you squirm too much, he will pull back and give your inner thighs a light little slap (but also treats in the form of thigh kisses). he does like to finger you but when going down on you, he's more often focused on using only his mouth.

hobi: gdi. i'm bias-wrecking myself as i write this. remember how every few weeks i'm on here yelling about hobi and namjoon eating pussy from the back? hobi presses a hand against your spine to get you fully bent into position and then kisses his way down your back, delivers the softest of lovebites to one cheek and then the other, the soft part of your thigh where it meets your ass, chuckles at the way you jump a little and giggle. loves it when you throw that thing back in his face, no matter the size (cupcakes are still cakes, my friend 🎂). cannot stop himself from giving it a smack or two...or three. wraps his arms around you to pull you firmly against his face and then licks you open until you're shaking and can't even hold yourself up on your forearms. will not stop at just making you come once - he will press his fingers into you while you're mid-orgasm and make you come again.

jimin: fucking whimpers when he's eating you out. you know those whiny sounds he can make? like that, but breathier. would get so pouty and literally beg to go down on you if you teased him and got him riled up and then pretended not to be in the mood. loves to wrap those plush lips around your clit to suck it into his mouth over and over again like a sweet little piece of candy. moans as much as you do and is SO complimentary.

tae: slurps on the pussy like a dying man in the desert who has finally found an oasis. when in a nasty mood, will spit on it to get you wetter and gives it a gentle little smack before he slips his fingers into you while sucking your clit into his mouth and teasing it with the tip of his tongue.

jungkook: because of how messy he likes it, i'm convinced that koo would love it if you were to sit on his face. plus, he occasionally gets to show off his strength by shifting you around a bit when he wants to dip down lower and get his tongue inside of you. he nuzzles his way into eating you out deeper while his nose presses against your clit. eats you out so eagerly and with such passion that he always pulls back with his mouth, nose, and chin shiny.

© fandomnoire — do not translate, re-distribute, or copy my work.

Y'all really wanna feel like sinners on this, the day of my father's birth?

I also agree that KNJ would be the best at eating you out and that's not even my slight bias speaking, that's just facts (yes, I can in fact elaborate if anyone's interested 😏)

Kim Namjoon Eating Your Pussy / Audio Smut

who wanted namjoon ?^^

Imagine Namjoon eating you out. For some reason I feel like he's the best at it of all the members. 🤨

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