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bless us with hoseok filth pls 🙏🏻

POSTED!

it’s after hobi day but i still wanted to deliver. thanks for sending this in and giving me an excuse to thirst over hobi. i see nothing but filthier days ahead for us all.

who are your biases?

GOT7 - Hyung line + (if I’m in a particularly slutty mood) Bambam

BTS - OT7 with a slight bias towards Namjoon (he owns my ass lbr), Hobi, and JK.

EXO - Suho and Kai

And Wonho is a whole damn meal (but I don't know anything about him except he's thicc and pretty to look at and "Open Mind" is a bop)

Hi, your filthy hose ok headcanon thing made me appreciate my thighs so much more thank you

this is such a sweet message to receive! thank you so much for this. i'm glad that my little headcanons could help you to embrace your beautiful self more! 💖💖

for that, there's a little soft drabble under the cut. keep on loving you, boo!

"Bye, I'm going to miss you."

Hoseok's words are directed not to you but to your thighs as he slides regretfully from the couch, dramatically sinking down to the floor with a wide grin as he peppered playful kisses over the skin left bare by your shorts. He kisses and nuzzles against your legs until you giggle and squirm and then he stands to redirect his attentions, leaning down to kiss first your temple and then your forehead, your nose, your cheek, and finally your mouth. "I'll miss you, too," he murmurs before kissing you once more and then pulling himself away for rehearsal.

"I missed you."

These words are mumbled into the back of your neck, pulling you completely from the hinterland of sleep and waking that you had been drifting through while waiting for Hoseok to come home (despite his texted insistence that you not). You stir, craning your neck over your shoulder to seek him in the dark, and this time, it's your mouth that he kisses first.

Without needing to see him or fully roll over you can tell that he's showered by the fresh, familiar scent of his soap and that he's exhausted by the flat tone of his voice. Still, under that exhaustion, you can hear the relief that always colors his voice on these nights back by your side after his long days. He kisses your cheek, your neck, your shoulder, and down the side of your body with less energy but still all of the reverence he reserved for worshipping you. He settles back into place behind you and you settle back into the solid wall of his chest and the welcome embrace of his strong arms as his legs slot into the space behind yours and he kisses the back of your neck, drifting back to sleep as your inhalations and exhalations start to sync.

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I really want to thank you for creating your blog. The lack of diversity in the fandom for black and brown individuals is...discouraging, to say the least. Especially with the disrespect we face not only from kpop fandoms, but sometimes idols as well. We certainly need more people like you to remind us that we are beautiful individuals who deserve to be valued in all spaces. Thank you for sharing your talents with us. I purple you. <3

This message gave me a lot of emotions, so I hope you'll bear with me for this response.

Thank you so much for saying this. Like every black and brown person in fandom, I've noticed this for a long time and I specifically started writing HP fanfiction when I was younger just to insert someone who looked like me. I was so tired of the descriptors and the boxes that I couldn't fit, these daily micro-reminders that the space wasn't made for me or people who looked like me.

I noticed it again as I was getting more into kpop with my friend who is a WOC who has been into it for years. I'll be very frank about it: I've been the most annoyed because I've been thankful to see some cultural appreciation in kpop from certain groups/idols but a hell of a lot more appropriation and with that comes ignorant and sometimes downright racist fans that are willing to ignore and excuse anything negative that a group or idol or even their own fanbase does.

I usually just go through the tags or fic recs and read what I find to be well-written and what I like. I don't know about y'all but I have grown so accustomed to fandom being a white space that I just assume that unless otherwise mentioned, that's where I am. I'm just happy to find fiction that's well-written and not too overtly *not for me*. And that's sad. I've also seen, as I've been reading, writers that I thought were black (I think we have a distinctive voice and vernacular and I'm sure it's the same for other POC) but who just co-opted the language in order to sound cool. People love to sound like us, to look like us, to sometimes even pat themselves on the back for having one little poc story (and it's always something vague as hell) but the space and the stories are not FOR us. We're an afterthought when we're a thought at all.

I've been resentful of it in the past and I continue to find it disappointing - but now, also strangely inspiring. I have 5 unfinished drabbles/headcanon pieces in my drafts right now that I started but stopped working on because I started to become self-conscious of my writing style, wondering if people could relate, if I would sound "too white" or "not black enough" or if I would sound like I was trying too hard or not hard enough and afraid of being judged regardless of what I ended up doing but then I realized that it doesn't even matter.

The reason I wanted to start this blog is because I know I'm not alone. The number of likes and reblogs and this very nice message makes me see I'm not alone and I hope this response lets you know that you're not alone either.

I'm not saying that white fans can't follow this blog or read what I write when they find it in the tag if it's something that they like, but my writing is not FOR or about white readers - it is for black and brown readers in fandom - and I'd like to take this moment to make that clear.

Thank you for your message and your support.

You ARE beautiful and your value is absolute regardless of the ignorance and negativity you may face from others. This blog is meant to serve as a positive, safe space in fandom for me and I hope it can serve as one for y'all as well.

I purple you, too! 💜💜💜

do you have a masterlist

I do now! It's right here: https://fandomnoire.tumblr.com/post/661366065799086080/masterlist

I had started one and hadn't finished it but you made me get my ass in gear 🤣 so thanks, anon!

p-pls elaborate

thank you, anon, @uniquekindofgirl , and @leoqueen2021 for asking.

i spend so much time thinking about this so i am more than happy to oblige.

below the cut, how bangtan eats you out.

namjoon: attaches his mouth to your pussy to cover the channel of your sex completely, licks you in broad stripes with the entire flat of his tongue. pumps two thick fingers into you and then slurps up the wetness that gushes around them. will pull back just enough to look up at you as his tongue so slowly toys with your clit and then smirks and dives back in. will have at least one of his hands in one of 3 places: at your neck, around your breast, or intertwined with yours. also the type to pull out while fucking you and go down on you if he feels like he's about to cum too fast.

jin: full on makes out with your pussy - you ain't never had a french kiss like this. slots those broad shoulders under your thighs and folds his arms around them so he can use his fingers to spread you open fully for him. there is not a nook or cranny of you that he doesn't get his tongue into.

suga: presses your thighs open with his hands and holds them open while he works. he will devour you - softly at first and then builds up the speed. there is not a trick in the book that suga doesn't know and employ to get you off: he licks you fully, flicks your clit with the tip of his tongue, sucks on your lips, nibbles at you gently, and blows to tease you. if you squirm too much, he will pull back and give your inner thighs a light little slap (but also treats in the form of thigh kisses). he does like to finger you but when going down on you, he's more often focused on using only his mouth.

hobi: gdi. i'm bias-wrecking myself as i write this. remember how every few weeks i'm on here yelling about hobi and namjoon eating pussy from the back? hobi presses a hand against your spine to get you fully bent into position and then kisses his way down your back, delivers the softest of lovebites to one cheek and then the other, the soft part of your thigh where it meets your ass, chuckles at the way you jump a little and giggle. loves it when you throw that thing back in his face, no matter the size (cupcakes are still cakes, my friend 🎂). cannot stop himself from giving it a smack or two...or three. wraps his arms around you to pull you firmly against his face and then licks you open until you're shaking and can't even hold yourself up on your forearms. will not stop at just making you come once - he will press his fingers into you while you're mid-orgasm and make you come again.

jimin: fucking whimpers when he's eating you out. you know those whiny sounds he can make? like that, but breathier. would get so pouty and literally beg to go down on you if you teased him and got him riled up and then pretended not to be in the mood. loves to wrap those plush lips around your clit to suck it into his mouth over and over again like a sweet little piece of candy. moans as much as you do and is SO complimentary.

tae: slurps on the pussy like a dying man in the desert who has finally found an oasis. when in a nasty mood, will spit on it to get you wetter and gives it a gentle little smack before he slips his fingers into you while sucking your clit into his mouth and teasing it with the tip of his tongue.

jungkook: because of how messy he likes it, i'm convinced that koo would love it if you were to sit on his face. plus, he occasionally gets to show off his strength by shifting you around a bit when he wants to dip down lower and get his tongue inside of you. he nuzzles his way into eating you out deeper while his nose presses against your clit. eats you out so eagerly and with such passion that he always pulls back with his mouth, nose, and chin shiny.

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are you sure namjoon is your bias, sis? bc you love some hobi 😜

WOW. SO YOU JUST CAME FOR ME UNPROVOKED?!!? I ADMITTED HE BIAS WRECKS ME WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?? 😭😭😭

that studio prompt with namjoon 🥵🥵🥵 oh my god I had switch my fan on jeeeeeez

not even gon cap....i had to go cry in a cold shower after writing that

glad ur back, missed u!!!

awww, thank you!! you're sweet 🥰😘

i'm glad to be back thirsting with y'all.

girl lemme tell you - that dedication you posted was so right on time that i almost cried 😭 it's so nice to find a blog where i can feel all the brown girl love and appreciation

AWWWWW this message almost made ME cry.

i never ever ever get tired of hearing a brown girl say that something on this blog made her feel cared for. whatever else is happening out there, i want this to always be a safe space.

i really mean it wholeheartedly when i say the askbox is open for y'all to just kick it in if you ever want to talk, even if it's not kpop or bts related - welcome home! 🥰

welcome back, baby! here are some questions: loudest in BTS during sex? opinions on dick size? and mtl when it comes to choking?

ooh! i had fun with these. thank you!

loudest

jin, hoseok, and jimin are all tied for #1. they're loud in different ways though - jin moans, jimin whines, and hobi has these long, drawn out groans when he's particularly appreciative.

taehyung and namjoon come in at #2 and #3 respectively because they're both very talkative and complimentary during sex, and have deep voices that would echo and carry; taehyung is more likely to get caught up in the moment and forget to control his volume. namjoon is louder when he comes.

like namjoon, jungkook is louder when he comes. he's not talkative but his heavy breathing always has the undercurrent of a low moan to it, is usually muffling himself against you.

i know it's cliche to have yoongi listed as the quietest BUT HEAR ME OUT, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. i know everyone portrays him as some domineering daddy or brooding tsundere but we all know that under that is one soft ass man. he's so quiet because sometimes he's so focused on you and your reactions that he's hardly even breathing properly, much less making noise.

dick size

i found this one hard (🤡) to do because they all have moments of BDE and i feel like if god can let them be so beautiful and also such genuinely good guys then she can also let them all be hung like a herd of horses because they deserve it....but statistically speaking, i know she surely had to be fair at some point when she created them.

average: jimin. while i think his dick is average in size, i think it's also, like all of him, very pretty.

noted for girth: suga and koo - not saying they have chodes but they basically both have dicks that are pretty average in length but would be noted for its girth over its length.

noted for length: jin - average width and a little longer than it is wide, jin loves watching when you use both your hand and mouth to take him all.

hung like a horse: namjoon, hoseok, and tae - ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED? YOU KNOW WHO I AM. plus, we have video evidence of hobi. in addition to this, i just go off of namjoon's general size and the depth of his voice, tae's head spinning duality that i think he couldn't pull off without being real sure of himself, and hobi's constant need to manspread because that thang be thangin'.

choking

like everything, it's a spectrum y'all

most likely to like choking you: namjoon and jungkook - namjoon likes breathplay because he likes playing with power dynamics and control. for namjoon, he gets off on the fact that you trust him and allow him to do this, you allow him to control you when you can or can't breathe in the moment, you are trusting him with something that is deeply yours and it's hot but also very intimate; for jungkook, it's more about a little tiny primal bit of ownership

most likely to want to be choked: jin - we know of my deeply rooted belief that kim namjoon is a total dom (who sometimes needs some tlc) but may i interest you in my lesser known but still deeply rooted belief that kim seokjin is a switchy service top? he'd choke you if you want, of course (like a good service top) but he'd love it more if you would choke him.

equal opportunity asphyxiation: hobi and tae are freaks, i can't keep telling y'all this. they want to try any and everything with you. if you were to reach out and choke them (especially while they're already choking you), hobi's eyes would light up; tae would be surprised at first, but pleasantly so. for tae, like namjoon, it's an intimate and sort of romantic gesture built on mutual trust.

suga. look at those pretty hands. wouldn't it be an absolute waste if they never found their way around your neck? but also, suga respects a little bit of a challenge and again, is so soft and easily wrecked over you taking control of him in that way so if you choke him while riding him......get ready is all that i can say.

jimin will choke you but doesn't like to actually hurt you, even during rougher sex (unless you're having sex that's rough from possession/jealousy/anger and even then, just because he's less careful doesn't mean he aims to hurt you) but he would only be as rough with you as he would want you to be with him so of course if you let him choke you, he wants it as well. plus he's a brat and a switch and i will stand beside this opinion until he comes along and proves me wrong.

sskskksksks Hoseok.

.....i can't even unsee this now.

the last thing i needed was the mental image of a sweaty hoseok doling out orders which you know i'd follow with the quickness why am i like this??

bts mtl tits or ass

(random but i feel compelled to thank you you for using the word "tits". i've been seeing a resurgence in the word "boobs" in smut and idk what anyone else's opinions are but i cringe so hard omg)

they're all just happy to be involved and get to see and touch you.....but some of them do have some very clear cut biases towards which they prefer. and when we talk about preferences, size is not necessarily a factor here 💜

ass

yoongi 10000% an ass man. if he had less self-control and a higher tolerance for that level of pda, he would have you on his lap all the time but since he can't do that, he's always looking real hard at the way shorts, jeans, yoga pants, skirts, towels, etc hug your ass and when you catch him staring, his gaze travels back up to yours guiltily and he just gives you that gummy smile. he has been known to use it as his pillow for an afternoon nap and will not hesitate to rim you if you let him.

taehyung has less self control than his hyung, is already never not touching you, and doesn't mind this particular form of pda (when in the appropriate setting) so he has you on his lap all the time. if you squirm on his lap to mess with him, he'll look offended but will not-so-secretly love it. if you get him hard (and chances are high that you will), will not hesitate to pull you out of the room to help him take care of it. also loves to spoon up with you to cuddle so that he can pull you back against him.

hoseok i stick by the fact that hobi's absolute favorite part of your body is your thighs but if he had to choose only between ass and titties then ass wins (and not just because of its prime real estate location near your thighs). also loves that crease where hip meets thigh meets ass - the "thass", if you will. loves to watch the way your ass and thighs move when they slam back against his thighs as he fucks you from behind.

tits

jungkook this boy is OBSESSED with them, with every single thing about them - their shape, the color of your nipples against your skin, the way they fit into or spill out of the palms of his hands, how they look in shirts and cute bras, the way they move, how soft they are - absolutely everything. and for him, it's not entirely sexual. if he could just have a hand up your shirt to idly play with them while watching tv or cuddling or whatever, he would be so happy. of course if jungkook has a hand up your shirt, it doesn't stay an idle game for him for long. if you want him to do almost anything, all you need to do is put your breasts in his face. they are his weakness.

jimin i feel like jimin actually likes waists the most - and it's not about whether you have a small waistline or a larger waistline but just the curves period. he finds your entire form to be sexy but when you wear a body chain that dips between your breasts and wraps around your waist? that is straight goddess shit and it drives him up the wall. because he's the type who likes when you leave lovebites all over his neck and chest, he loves to do the same to you. again, we know his ass is possessive so he loves your tits because he likes to mark them up and he wants to be sure you're marked in a place where just maybe someone can see it and know you're his.

seokjin jin's favorite parts of your body are your neck, collarbones, and your legs. he really loves kissing your neck. would start out being silly with it, tickling you and nuzzling against you and making you laugh before he starts leaving open mouthed kisses against the column of your neck and moving lower. moving lower means you know exactly where he's headed. he likes that your scent is concentrated there and that the skin feels so delicate under his lips and he likes that he only needs to move a few inches up north again to capture your lips with his.

namjoon if this isn't your first time here, then i know you're probably thinking "but rhi, what about how you're constantly yelling about how namjoon eats pussy from the back? doesn't that mean he'd be an ass over tits man?" no, namjoon is actually Team I Refuse to Choose. if he has you spread out before him like a buffet, where he would start would depend on his mood. sometimes it starts out with a smack to your ass to let you know he's feeling feisty and sometimes it starts with him mouthing at your chest and comparing your nipples to sweet chocolate kisses.

Hiya! First off, wanted to say that your name is really pretty, reminds me of a good old friend I had. Also, you are an extremely talented writer, like damn girl. Annnndd, if you're still taking requests, of course, I was wondering if I could ask about the type of ~sugar~ daddies bangtan would be. We had baby daddies, but what about something a little more sweet 😏. If this is something that interests you then thanks in advance! 💖

hello! and thank you so much!! i'm glad you're enjoying my writing because i'm enjoying sharing it with you 😘. also i used to be so self-conscious about my full first name and wanted to be called "rachel" growing up 🥴

got you some sweet sugar daddy thoughts under the cut, love.

seokjin, yoongi, namjoon are the stable provider sugar daddies. they would be the most concerned with keeping the lights on, a roof over your head, the bills paid up, and food in the fridge above all else. that does not mean that they don't get you nice things or take you places but their main concern is being sure that your most basic needs are being taken care of so that you're free to expend your energy in other directions.

seokjin puts up a big, fake fight when you're dropping hints about the things you want. "aish! you act like i'm made of money!" he cries dramatically as he holds the card out of your reach but he's smiling and easily lets you wrestle his arm down to grab it. later, in a more serious moment, mr. "hyung will do it" wants to make it clear to you that he was only joking and wants you to come to him whenever you need anything. i'm serious - he will literally get mad if you want something and stress yourself out in any way to get it rather than just ask him for it.

yoongi is SO WHIPPED FOR YOU but likes to pretend like he isn't. very casually and nonchalantly handed you his card and told you to use it to auto draft your bill payments. does the same feigned nonchalance when he gifts you flowers and jewelry, never expects you to even pretend to reach for your wallet when you go to dinner, and is so shy when you're expressing your gratitude towards him for anything he does. if he's ever pretending like he's not going to do or get something for you, one (1) pout will do the trick.

namjoon can be a little oblivious so you would have to ask him if you needed anything but once you express your needs to him, he's there to meet them. will often send you flowers with love notes attached but not the type to go too indulgent when it comes to gifts or things. like, if you asked him for something super extravagant, expect to have an entire conversation about why you need it to the point that you just decide it's not even worth the hassle because then he's more Father than Daddy.

hoseok is the you can have whatever you like sugar daddy. will hand you cash and his black card without a moment's thought or hesitation - use it for bills, food, clothes, jewelry, whatever you want. he trusts you not to go overboard and doesn't ask too many questions but he loves it when you show him the things you've bought and would really love it if you surprised him by buying things for him as well or planning a vacation for the two of you. he doesn't care that you've used his money for it, he wants you happy, likes to be the cause of it, and likes to be included.

jimin & taehyung are the keep my baby stylin' sugar daddies. constantly showering you with lingerie, dresses, jewelry, shoes, and bags. will take you on extensive shopping trips to hit up whatever boutiques you want and expect full fledged fashion shows - fashion shows tae often interrupts by fucking you in front of the nearest mirror. if he wasn't shelling out so much money, you'd surely be banned from most of the shops you've visited. jimin is especially a fan of buying you lingerie and jewelry and taking you on lavish, hella romantic trips. they love to have you on their arm, take you out to dinner, take you dancing, and show you off around town.

jungkook - more like splenda papi 🤡 because i love this man with every fiber of my being but he taped his phone together, used a rolled up towel as his pillow, and "borrowed" toiletries from the hotel rather than buy some new ones so the chances of him spending money on you are....not as high as the men above. he might gift you some of the swag he gets for free 🤣 let me put some respeck on his name - he's also a romantic but i think jungkook is one YOU might have to be the one to set the standard with and show him how you expect to be treated. it's a low blow but casually mentioning what an ex used to do for you is very effective because he'll be damned if someone else ever treated you better than he does.

Top 3 to live it nasty?? Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, and Kim Taehyung would be disrespectfully filthy!!

- Like yes Hobi is the cleaning fairy, but the way he gets so hot, sweaty, and into dancing I feel is the same thing with sex! And can you imagine the aftercare? He would clean up so good not in the way to make you feel bad, but to thank and cherish you!!

- Tae? Toaster strudel. Creampies and forces spread legs so he can see it. We all know.

- mf Min Yoongi, lordt. I just imagine he keeps wipes in his studio, car, bedroom, living room, kitchen, etc because once he’s in the mood, he’s in the mood to fuck it up. Like he’s such a romantic that I can imagine he likes seeing the complete mess s/o can become due to the connection. Im talking sweat, drool, make up ruined, probably leaving nail marks on thighs and asscheeks!! Cum on back of thighs, tits, face!!

Lol Happy V Day 🥵

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

i read this for the first time at work and then read it once an hour after and it was and remains 🔥🔥🔥

i don't even think i can add onto this perfection - except to say that tae loves a twinkie over toaster strudel 😏

Who’s most likely to have a breeding/impregnation kink n who has had the most pregnancy scares

you already know who's MOST likely to have a breeding/impregnation kink

top 3 with a breeding kink

taehyung: not much of a shock here, right? 😂 taehyung loves children and if you're fucking, then he's thinking long-term because he wants sex with feelings and would be dissatisfied with anything less. so even if you're not yet trying for kids but had safe sex protocols in place and allowed him to cum inside of you, he would love it. he gets so possessive in those moments because he's turned on by the intimacy and the fact that you trust him so much. he likes to fuck you raw while talking about fucking a baby into you and making you beg for him to cum inside of you and then once he does, he likes to finger it back into you.

yoongi: until kingdom come, i will yell about min yoongi being the softest bastard - when you first tell him that you love him, his dick gets hard - but i think even he would be surprised to discover his breeding kink. i think it would come about mid-sex - one of those situations where you started to have sex without a condom but had been utilizing the pull out method until you told him to come inside of you. the moan he let out was probably the loudest he had been during sex and he started fucking you like a man possessed, talking about the possibility of you getting pregnant and how everyone would know that you were his then. you're as surprised and horny at the thought as he is. after you've both come, he is lowkey so embarrassed omg.

namjoon: likes the thought of getting you pregnant but more than that, likes to play with it in much more dominant ways. his breeding kink is centered around the two of you playing with the power exchange in those moments and in you submitting to him and essentially letting him fuck you how he wants. his mouth is particularly foul in those moments i think - depending on your limits because your comfort is still a huge factor of it for him. if you let him call you his bitch or his little whore, he would like it but if you're uncomfortable with that, then he doesn't need it. no matter how much dirtier his mouth gets, i don't think he says anything too crass.

most pregnancy scares

jungkook: now obviously this is just conjecture but he's young, dumb, and full of cum - and by "dumb", i mean that the sex can make him stupid. i think he's among the members with the highest sex drive and when he's with someone, he finds it difficult to keep his hands to himself. like i said in the headcanons, he would have you constantly exhausted if he had his way. he's definitely not trying to get you pregnant ever because he feels he's too young and not ready but when he gets to have you, you're both sometimes in such a rush that you just....forget the condom.

taehyung: after his section above, i think you know exactly why. there's this list of prompts that i've been seeing going through the fandom and it's "one kid won't hurt"; i think that's kind of taehyung's sentiment that leads to pregnancy scares ("scares") - you guys sometimes play it fast and loose because the risk is also part of what makes the breeding kink sexy and tae wants to be careful but is also prepared should it lead to something real.

i just want to say thank you for giving a platform for black girls to imagine themselves in a world with these men. we all know that we are not the most desired (not even going to talk about within this community i would run out of room), so this world, bubble, that you have created makes us feel safe and secure. plus your writing is actually good which makes it all the better so thank you so much.

and i hope your life is filled with health and joy and love. fr.

Hello, love! Thank you for this message and know that you're so so welcome. It's something that I am more than happy to do because that was the whole point of creating this blog - to say HEY! 👋🏽 We're out here, too and deserve to feel just as wanted as anyone Hey, we're out here too and not only are we woefully underrepresented in fandom but also not every space is a safe space for us - if it's not the writing that's obviously not meant for black readers and other readers of color, then it's the people themselves who can make us feel like outsiders in a space that I would hope could bring us all together over our shared interest.

Even as undesired as we are made to feel, don't you ever forget that WE are the blueprint that many follow and pull inspiration from - whether it's in culture, fashion, or beauty, our contributions are innumerable and they come from just being ourselves!

So keep going forth through the world being as beautiful, bold, and magical as I know you are 💜 And I'll keep standing with you in solidarity, cheering you on, and hopefully making things that make you feel loved, seen, and appreciated as a part of this fandom and the world at large.

bts fav positions?

a couple of people have asked so i am here to deliver!

seokjin: folded missionary. i know missionary can be seen by some as boring and "vanilla" but seokjin likes it because of the romance and intimacy - plus the variation of this position folds your legs back towards your chest (which he enjoys because your legs are his favorite part of your body and he likes to be able to kiss them while inside of you) which helps to deepen the angle of penetration. so you can have it hard and deep or slow and sensual.

yoongi: reverse cowgirl. suga can often get mischaracterized as lazy because of his love for naps but i think as we can see from his personality and approach to things, suga is just big chilling and taking it all in. and he's not all that different during sex - despite most of us thinking that he's a control freak. yes, suga can be a brat taming dom but also loves to watch you do your thing - especially if watching you do your thing means that he gets to watch your hips move and your ass shake as you take him in AND his hands are free to spank you as much as he wants so he still has a bit of that dominant edge.

hoseok: 69 to doggy style (is using 2 positions for hobi cheating? if it is....mind ya business). because he can very easily get into a headspace where he focuses his attentions on your pleasure and neglects his own, 69 allows for you to simultaneously please each other and it drives him wild to feel your mouth on him without being able to see what you're doing. he then likes to shift into doggy style, bending you over deeply until your head is in the pillows and your back is perfectly arched before he blows it out.

namjoon: lapdance. namjoon tends to spend a lot of time working in the studio but your visits can definitely help break up the monotony and occasional frustrations of the workday - especially with you riding him in his chair while facing away from him. it plays into that dominant streak of his to have you bouncing and grinding away at him and when he wants to up the ante even more, he'll pull you back against him, spread your legs farther apart to rest on the arms of the chair, and play with your clit and nipples until you're shaking and falling apart around him.

jimin: lying groundhog. once upon a time, i had said lotus and i stand by it but lotus is for certain moods while lying groundhog is forever. have you seen jimin's thighs?? those things pack a powerful punch, honey and you can get the full brunt of that power when he lays you down and stretches himself out over you, pressed to you from your hips all the way down to your feet. you can rock back against him some but he's got the full range to rock the boat with any motion he sees fit - plus it's hella intimate to be fully pressed together; he can mouth at your shoulders, neck, and back; and he can pin your hands with his.

taehyung: spoons. cozy, comfortable, intimate, and great for just waking up (like i've said before: tae likes to start his mornings off properly). he loves being able to kiss you and explore your body during sex. also loves lifting your leg and wrapping it back over his top leg to tilt your hips and change the angle while also allowing for both of you to play with your clit.

jungkook: folded guard. a very big fan of a position where he can ground and pound and use his strength to fuck you and fuck you up. up on his knees with your legs over his shoulders while he holds your hips up onto his thighs and fucks into you. he has great mobility, can fuck you deeply, gets to watch your breasts bouncing with each thrust, and it brings out his more primal side.

“bending you over deeply until your head is in the pillows and your back is perfectly arched before he blows it out” please i’m already obsessed with me jung hoseok as is don’t make me go insane

Jung Hoseok is hard on all of us and we suffer in solidarity around here!! 🥵 🥵 🥵

but seriously. while I truly believe that any one of them could turn you out, hobi is #1 on my list for who would have you walking side to side the next day - he's got the motion in the ocean and a sizable wave. get ready to float, my good binch.

babes, from me to you, this blog is *chefs kiss* 😚🤌🏽

as a 6ft, genderfluid, queer ass nigga, i couldn't really get into some of the bts x reader stories/imagines i've read (them "towering" over me is v unlikely lolol. & let's not get into the pale/petite defaults & size kinks cause tbh i'm the one hiding things on the top shelf to be petty & they'd steal my hoodies). tbh it lowkey made me want to write my own lil pieces, but i don't think my lane is drawn out/super detailed stories. unless it's a juicy smut ofc ☺️

now don't get me wrong, i love a good character fic, but the ones with "y/n" basically being my (almost) complete opposite (& some of the terminology be killing me lmao maybe it's my lack of imagination but if it's too off the wall i'm out 🤷🏽‍♀️), it's harder to maintain the flow of the story, especially if it's supposed to be reader inclusive. but then i found your blog! i love that your stories leave more room for a reader's imagination because they're more general/member focused & hilarious & the fact that the default is black 🙌🏽 i thank you 😂

AHHHHHH thank you, love!!!

YOU are *chef's kiss* (even if you petty as hell - i would love to see you hiding shit from kim namjoon on the top shelf 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣 that's a reaction i might have to write 🤔) and i think that even if you don't write super detailed fiction, the world still needs and deserves to hear you voice. if you ever decide to write, you know who'll be here to reblog it.

i am also the same way with some of the things that i read. that's why there are currently only 2 things i've rec'd here so far lmao. it's not because my standards are super high but because some things just take me out of the zone, especially, as you have said, when they're meant to be reader-inclusive and then show their ass about which readers they really mean. so i don't want to rec something that is good but semi-questionable and have y'all think i'm on some whack ass shit but i also don't want to be disrespectful to the author by reblogging it and adding in some sort of caveat 😬

i'm glad that you're here and i hope that you stay! 💜