*Me Sitting Down To Watch All 720 Episodes Of Naruto.*

*Me sitting down to watch all 720 episodes of Naruto.*

My FBI agent:Here we go again.

Come children, let's all appreciate these beautiful boys talk about their sunshine boyfriends.

The socially awkward gays talking about how they fell for their sunshine bfs

From May 2nd

Me: I respect all MHA ships

*Sees cursed ships like Deku/AllMight*

Me: Huh, suddenly poking my eyes out with a red hot poker doesn't seem like a bad idea.

(Like seriously tho, I kind of understand people shipping them as a crack story, not really but okay. But THEN I see people SERIOUSLY shipping them and I'm just like bro just....... just no)

*Me not posting for almost a month, and then suddenly coming back from the dead*

Me:Hey. How you do'in?

(School threw a bunch of tests at us, and then I got obsessed with the Folk of The Air series. So not my fault I didn't post for a long time. But what matters is that I'm here now and I might randomly disappear, again)

Percy: Whenever Annabeth and I get into a fight I tighten all the lids of the jars so she has to come to me.

*Background noise of Annabeth smashing the jar.*

Percy: It hasn't worked yet.

Me: Tomorrow is the first day of onsite school so I'm gonna go to sleep early like the responsible person I am.

Ao3, Wattpad, Tumblr and all of my downloaded fics: Are you sure about that?