Reblog If Your Short Term Memory AND Your Long Term Memory Are Both Shit And Wildly Selective

reblog if your short term memory AND your long term memory are both shit and wildly selective

How I simultaneously avoid and indulge in dumb internet drama.

Obsessed with the idea that a modern Dracula reimagining could have Count Dracula tossing Jonathan’s smart phone out the window, declaring it to be a “foul bauble of man’s vanity” and the bit would still work. XD

For girls who are so uninteresting 💛

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Anakin: Obi-Wan and Cody sitting on a tree

Ahsoka: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Cody: listen here you little-

Obi-Wan: oh I don't think we'd just be kissing if we got a moment alone from you two.

Obi-Wan, smirking: We would be doing something ~much better~

Cody, blushing:...

Anakin:...

Ahsoka:...

Rex: I HATE THIS FAMILY