Reblog If Your Short Term Memory AND Your Long Term Memory Are Both Shit And Wildly Selective

that would be hilarious but also if we're talking about the 21st century where people r more atracged to phones than other human beings then Jonathan would absolutely stab Dracula through the heart even without knowing he was a vampire

agreed thsi is canon btw xedgin dnd: hat dndhat dungeons and dragons movie dungeons and dragons honor among thieves dnd movie dnd: honor among thieves edgin edgin the bard edgin darvis xenk the paladin xenk xenk yendar xenk x edgin dnd hat headcanon

bonus points if the character is just done they're just like. done with their almost dying yet still somehow surviving bullshit death doesn't even scare them anymore

me every second of every day

no i will not be taking any criticism like. i just know that jake listened to this song on repeat whilst crying and eating ice cream in his apartment (before he made up with his dad ofc) jake peralta b99 brooklyn nine nine sabrina carpenter shitpost