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So fucking helpful!

I write a lot in my free time and can’t use so many ideas because I can’t research it without it seeming like I’m doin something illegal. This site I 100% recommend.

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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This is sooo good! I’m a sucker for a good sm au. After reading all of yours, ( @sade-shark - if you like some sm au’s they have marvel characters and actors and you should totally read them.) I think I might try doing a sm au like this. And you’re welcome for the request. ❤️❤️❤️

I now have to read all of your stories and I’ll let you know what I have for a request once I’m done because, well, you’re fucking talented! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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y/nevans where's the nearest churro stand? #wdw

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chrisevans Right behind you...

scottevansgram eat a mickey bar for me!!

y/nevans @scottevansgram you don't have to tell me twice!

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chrisevans We've got that glass slipper, floating lantern, magic carpet kind of love. @y/nevans you're my happily ever after ❤️

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y/nevans and you're mine 🥺

fan1 yes I will be crying about this for the rest of my life

fan2 they're so perfect for each other I want someone to love me the way he loves her

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y/nevans we weren't planning on sharing our big news this early on, but after chris came up with this, I didn't have a choice! we cannot wait to come back as a family of 3 after our little one arrives next year. We're the happiest soon-to-be parents in the world and can't wait for this new adventure.

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yourbestfriend I CALL GODMOTHER

y/nevans @yourbestfriend don't you mean... fairy godmother

imsebastianstan you guys are going to be incredible parents. congratulations!

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chrisevans I can't wait to meet you 💙👶💙

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fan4 did you go back just to take this picture

y/nevans @fan4 we took it when we were there for the announcement and took one with a pink hat and a it's a girl pin because we didn't know yet. So if you see the other picture in the next few years forget I told you that. :)

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y/nevans baby's first disney trip!

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scottevansgram can't believe he's driving us to disney already, they grow up so fast :')

lisamevans55 ❤️❤️

chrisevans he's ready for Space Mountain!

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a/n: I received 2 requests for Chris and combined them into 1. I love this so much i can't believe I hadn't made a chris at disney au yet wtf thank you @fanfictionwr1tin for the request

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Paring: Peter Parker x Stark!reader

Word count: 562

Warning: Swearing

A/n: You and Peter are in college for this one.

You and Peter dated from Sophomore to Senior year in high school. It was amazing, everything about your relationship was amazing. Besides the occasional argument. The arguments never lasted long but they happened. You both were in your Junior year of college. Both of you did your classes online, after your Freshman year of hell. You went to a college that was hours away from his and not being able to see each other in person often, stressed you both out. You both lived in the avengers tower and kept your relationship a secret. Mainly afraid of how your dad would react.

Although your relationship got a lot harder to hide after Peter proposed. You both agreed that I’d be easier if you didn’t wear your rings, that way none of the avengers found out and told your dad. I’ve mentioned my dad a decent amount, but I’ve never told you who my dad was. Iron man. That’s right, I’m the daughter of the Tony Stark. We haven’t told him, because well, we’re nervous.

Morning began like any other, waking up next to Peter, waking him up, and then shortly after, he heads back to his room. Then you usually go back to sleep until someone comes to wake you up, or you have class. This weekend you were woken up by Natasha,

“Y/n, your dads looking for you.” She said. You groaned and sat up.

“Thanks Nat.” You said, getting out of bed. She nodded and walked away. I walked into the kitchen to find Peter and Tony.

“Y/n?” Tony asked.

“Hm?” You asked, pouring yourself some coffee.

“This.” He lifted Peter's hand, displaying a modest engagement band. You turned your head,

“What the fuck Peter?! You had one job!” You shouted.

“I’m sorry! I- I- I don’t know h- how he found out!” Parker exclaimed. Tony dropped his hand.

“So you admit that you two are engaged?” Tony asked.

“Yeah…”

“How long?”

“Five years.” Your voice, barely audible.

“Seriously?!”

“Nat, you betrayed me!” You shouted, hoping she’d hear. You watched as Peter slowly backed away, headed for your room.

“Is this why you switched to online classes?”

“Yes. My college was hours away, so I switched to online classes.”

“Why did you say anything?”

“Because then if you questioned my decision I could say, ‘I’m an adult, and I make my own decisions now.’”

“He never even asked for my blessing.”

“Dad, it took him like four years to even spit out the words ‘will you marry me’ and I think if he was gonna ask for your blessing, it would be another seven years before we got engaged.” You grabbed your cup of coffee, “I’m done talking about this now.” You walked towards your room.

“What? Y/n, come back here.” He called. “At least use protection! I’m too young to be a grandpa!”

“I’m on the pill!” You shouted, closing your bedroom door.

“Well, that’s one less thing to deal with.” You set the coffee down, “Here. I think you need this more than me” You walked into the bathroom, grabbing the three boxes of pregnancy tests, each one containing two positive tests. “But how are we gonna explain this?”

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A/n: I don’t believe that an engagement band is a real thing, but we’re gonna pretend it is.

Part two coming soon, well- eventually!

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Thank you for tagging me! I’m glad you enjoy my work.

Oh! Also, I’ve been meaning to ask you, do you know any other good ncis pages? I wanna lurk around more than just your page.~🦋✨

Great question anon! The sad thing is, I haven't found that many NCIS pages on here but I'll share the few I know (they are all worth a look for sure!)

And y'all, let's help this anon out (and me too😉). If you know any good NCIS pages, reblog this post with their URLs.

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Lady

Paring: Bucky Barnes x Reader

A/n: I was listening to this song, and reading dad!bucky stories and was inspired.

You laid in bed trying to fall asleep, being eight months pregnant didn’t help either. You continued to lie there, eyes shut, not wanting to wake Bucky.

You had recently been playing some country music around the house, one because you like it and two, to help Bucky on his pop culture. You’d been playing a lot of the songs you grew up singing and then one that was a lot more recent- Lady by Brett Young.

You felt Bucky sit up, hearing his dog tags clanking. He placed a hand on your bump, hearing him start to sing, “I remember when I first heard your heartbeat.” It was Lady. “It had only been eight weeks. Standing there staring at the screen was the first time you even scared me.” His voice was soft, trying not to wake you. “God knows I don’t know exactly what I’m doing, but good news, we got her to get through it. I hope you look just like your momma, and love her like I do. You’ll see close to perfect patience if you watch her every move. You can always run to daddy, you’ll always be my baby but, look at her, baby girl and you’ll learn. How to be a lady.” He stopped, and kissed your bump before falling back asleep. You opened your eyes and watched his peaceful sleep, smiling after what had happened.

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