@heyitstyyy

@heyitstyyy

CW: Blood, spoilers for the end of Jojo part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable

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(This is if the ask the Dio and Pucci thing is still available) if the world was ending, who would you call first to say 'I love you'?

Pucci: "I'm afraid that the people I love cannot be reached by telephone, my friend."

think twice before pretending to be possessed in front of your grandson. he never forgets and NEVER forgives.

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Their favorite memes/videos/internet funnies (except time isn't real because i said so)

Abdul: christian girl autumn

Abbacchio: cop falling down a slide

Anasui: jiafei/floptok

Buccellati: that one jpeg of an m&m version of that one white lady from desperate housewives

Caesar: "careless whisper" intro

Dio: ram ranch

Doppio: cupcakke remixes

Fugo: clown memes / people being called clowns for being depraved

Giorno: "they put a guillotine in front of jeff bezos house they put a guillotine in front of jeff bezos house"

Gyro: ram ranch

Holly: "i am kenough" / men playing guitar at you / "push" by matchbox twenty

Johnny: fake spirit halloween costume: "ableist do-gooder"

Johngalli A: baba booey

Jolyne: "bussy" and other plays on the word pussy

Joseph: "road work ahead? i sure hope it does"

Josuke: snapcube eggman yelling about pissing on the moon

Jotaro: binky fish

Jotaro's wife: "estoy cansado, jefe..."

Kakyoin: CDi zelda cutscenes

Koichi: "i have the power of god and anime on my side"

Lisa Lisa: "father i cannot click the book" / memes making fun of "boomer humor"

Mariah: "hey girls? did u kno..." any parody that makes fun of the original because it's misogynistic and stupid

Narancia: pen island

Okuyasu: "this man ate my son"

Mista: ram ranch

N'Doul: 18 NEKKID COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

Polnareff: big chungus

Pucci: that video of the woman in the store seeing a fake rat and making an incomprehensible noise

Risotto: anything related to shrek

Sandman: ram ranch

Trish: poot lovato

Weather: those videos by that one guy who asks people to film him and then he morphs into an ed, edd, n eddy character and screams shit like "he shoots he scores he does"

Yukako: fake tumblr post about a guy's son getting launched off of a ride at disneyland or something

Imagine.

Ghiaccio Post Frl, I actually love him love him.

Oh my god just IMAGINE like I AFUUFHM

Sorry sorry off topic off topic.

But imagine him being so sweet to you but then being a dick to everyone else.

He’s usually a dick in general, but just towards you, he feels calm. You’re the flame that melts his cold hard ice.

He’d fight every lasting moment to keep you FAR away from Melone, Illuso, and of course formaiggo (I think I spelt that wrong).

He doesn’t understand how he got you, he cherishes you. He will set aside ALL his rage to take care of you like he genuinely wants to try and keep you by his side.

This protectiveness does get in the way of when you want to do things with your teammates.

But like especially if you’re like in a different team in Bucci gang.

He hates everyone there but Bruno.

Idk, something about him makes him so trustable to Ghiaccio (It’s Because Bruno is a capo).

He wants to throw hands when people insult you though, like his rage immediately bubbles and it takes forever for him to calm down.

Honestly, his rage is still there, but it’s NEVER targeted towards you.

If you can’t speak Italian all that well, he’s on the verge of popping a blood vessel while trying to nicely correct you and make sure he doesn’t snap. He loves you! He just can’t handle your bad grammar.

He thinks he’s really smart. That whole “tell me why, your hands, are cold?” “Cold hands are actually a sign of—“ yea, that trend is you guys, except you have to humble him by reminding him he’s naturally cold.

It’s genuinely a humbling experience for him. He’d definitely shut up. (WALK HIM LIKE A DOG!!)

He isnt all that for pda, but in front of your team members he doesn’t like and said listed team members from la squadra, he’s soooooo making the first move and so going all out. He doesn’t like them and wants to show his rage in a different form, aka making them uncomfortable with all the kissing. He don’t give a fuck he’d willingly be loud to annoy them. He’s a rage baiter along with being the rage himself. It’s also a stress reliever to get kisses from you.

Honestly he doesn’t like people messing with his hair much because it takes him forever to do, but you’re the exception.

He lets you get away with so much it actually makes the others a bit jealous.

“WHO THE FUCK ATE MY LEFTOVERS?! I WAS SAVING THOSE!!” “Oh, those were yours? I’m so so sorry, I’ll go buy you—“ “no, no no no, it’s okay baby, it doesn’t matter anyway I’m not hungry anymore.”

They thought they were all dreaming. No body believed it was real. HOW THE FUCK???

God. Literally no one had ever seen him docile, acting like a sweetheart and not being rude or saying something sarcastic.

The others try and use your ability and abuse it, you’re just oblivious.

“Melone, why the fuck are you using my laptop.” “You’re lover actually told me I—“ “Hey, babe. Did you let him use my computer?” “Huh.” “Case closed.”

IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR NAÏVE/OBLIVIOUS OR ACTUALLY SMART. He will know when your lying. He’s literally like Santa Claus.

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