Y'all

Y'all

I put down a pommel horse and weight bench in sanctuary, cuz people were feeling down

ANS EVERYONE FUCKING FLOCKED TO THEM I COULDN'T FIND ANYONE TILL I SAW A CROWD AND EVERYONE WAS SURROUNDING THEM!

LONGFELLOW WAS WEIGHTLIFTING, MAMA MURPHY EVEN CAME OVER, I THINK! (I persuaded her to stop her chem use) HELL EVEN STRONG! HERE'S WHAT I CAN REMEMBER

Strong: "Too many humans." Whilst being with the crowd.

Codworth hanging around the edge

Hancock telling my character he'll be there if they need a break

Danse doing his typical: "nothing better than boots on the ground" shpeel

X6-88 telling me he had a successful mission

And probably more

Incorrect Octonauts quotes

CW: Swearing, brief mentions of drugs

Professor Inkling: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin Kwazii : What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

Kwazii : The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Kwazii, explaining why he is not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

Kwazii: Hey, Shellington you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Shellington: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Kwazii: Yea, my parents live there. Tweak: That is the worst response to that question.

Captain Barnacles: Kwazii, I think we have a problem. Kwazii: What, the fire? Captain Barnacles: No, the- wait, what fire? Kwazii: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Dashi: If I say yes am I joining a cult? Tweak: Possibly. Dashi: I’m in.

Dashi: I fell— Tweak: From heaven? Dashi: No, I literally fell— Tweak: In love with me the moment you saw me? Dashi: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Tweak: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Tweak: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Dashi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Tweak: I said within reason, Dashi. How about I murder that guy? Dashi: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Tweak: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Kwazii: Working sucks. Kwazii: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

Captain Barnacles: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more? Kwazii: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

Captain Barnacles: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Kwazii: We could attack them with hummus. Captain Barnacles: I stand corrected. Kwazii: Just keeping things in perspective.

Octonauts first released 14 years ago today!

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

they uprooted our boy

Kitsune would probably have a cracked ish phone screen, still usable though. She would have a light blue phone case, and her lock screen is rotating through Evelyn, Nebula (and both at the same time) Luna, Sammy, Dream (the chicken) and Nightmare (also the chicken)

i think we as a society need to use cell phones/laptops/cars/backpacks to flesh out characters