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i decided to do something like painted sketches 🙂✨

Octonauts Headcanons because they consume my brain (sleep edition)

Shellington cannot sleep if he isn't holding something, usually a plush toy or his own paw.

Dashi takes a while to get comfortable, tossing and turning for up to an hour.

Captain Barnacles has a special cooling blanket because polar bear.

The vegimals will routinely sleep in one big pile of the greenhouse floor for no apparent reason.

When stressed, Peso will make a nest out of blankets and pillows to sleep in.

Kwazii will knead his pillow before he goes to bed.

Tweak is a very active sleeper. She's a sleep-talker and -walker.

Inkling will occasionally fall asleep in the library. His little ear things will also twitch if you touch them.

Please can you make some octonaut incorrect quotes because I need it

AHHH MY FIRST ASK

Anyways

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Peso: Why does Kwazii have a knife?

Tweak: He felt unsafe.

Peso: Now I feel unsafe!

Tweak Want a knife?

Shellington: I've only had the Vegimals for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself.

Dashi: How was your day, Captain?

Barnacles: *flashbacks*

Dashi: Captain?

Barnacles: ...It was alright.

Tweak: How do I deal with my enemies?

Kwazii: Kill them.

Tweak: Okay, that's a bit extreme. Maybe something a bit more passive?

Kwazii: Kill them only a little bit?

Barnacles: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Kwazii: That's why I carry two swords.

Kwazii: I turned out just fine!

Tweak: Kwazii, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Kwazii: I didn't put the bread in, YOU didn't put the bread in!

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If you can't tell, Kwazii is one of my favorites

shitpost comic rahh!!

im not posting low effort bc i have a big thing happening, its just cause ive lost motivation and im also on a family trip btw fyi

This might be them

YOU MADE IT LIPSYNC SO WELLM

GIYS ITS NOT LEAVING SOON ANYMORE!

Incorrect Octonauts quotes

CW: Swearing, brief mentions of drugs

Professor Inkling: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin Kwazii : What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

Kwazii : The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Kwazii, explaining why he is not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

Kwazii: Hey, Shellington you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Shellington: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Kwazii: Yea, my parents live there. Tweak: That is the worst response to that question.

Captain Barnacles: Kwazii, I think we have a problem. Kwazii: What, the fire? Captain Barnacles: No, the- wait, what fire? Kwazii: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Dashi: If I say yes am I joining a cult? Tweak: Possibly. Dashi: I’m in.

Dashi: I fell— Tweak: From heaven? Dashi: No, I literally fell— Tweak: In love with me the moment you saw me? Dashi: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Tweak: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Tweak: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Dashi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Tweak: I said within reason, Dashi. How about I murder that guy? Dashi: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Tweak: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Kwazii: Working sucks. Kwazii: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

Captain Barnacles: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more? Kwazii: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

Captain Barnacles: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Kwazii: We could attack them with hummus. Captain Barnacles: I stand corrected. Kwazii: Just keeping things in perspective.

Ryla x Dashi?

Sure thing!!

I unfortunately don't know much about Ryla at the moment, so I apologize if this takes a while to make ^^"

(I also tossed in some headcanons if you squint)

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Dashi: *Showing Ryla all the pictures she has taken of the caves she's charted out*

Ryla: *pure adoration and love/care for Dashi*

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Ryla, re-dying her hair: Dashi, can you pass me the pink?

Dashi, who is color blind: *hands her purple/blue*

Ryla, who didn't check: Thanks ^^

*the next day*

Ryla: Dashi...

Dashi: Yes?

Ryla: This isn't pink

Dashi, putting on her glasses: Oh shit that isn't pink-

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Ryla, walking along a forest path: Hey Dashi, check out that cool tree! It kind of looks like a face...

Ryla, looking around: Uh, Dashi? DASHI!?

Dashi, who is far behind taking pictures of a flower: :)

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Ryla: Have gay friends / significant others is all fun and games until they see a mushroom and need to take pictures

Dashi, who's been taking pictures of mushrooms for the past 3 minutes: IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY RYLA!!

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Dashi: So, how did it go?

Ryla, covered in dirt and slightly scratched up: Perfectly fine!

Dashi: Do I need to check the camera you had me put in your helmet? ',:/

Ryla: ok what had happened was-

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Ryla: *climbing up a rope tower*

Some kid: *starts jumping on the base, cause the top to shake really hard*

Ryla: *throws a shoe at the kid, hitting them in the face*

Dashi: I'm so proud of you

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Ryla: If you try that again I'll place a spider on your pillow

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Ryla, holding a handful of moss: You want any?

Dashi, confused and concerned: I've known you for Shuichi years, and you still concern me to this day

Ryla: That doesn't answer the question

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Dashi: This is Shellington. I have (illegally) adopted him as my bother

Shellington: Wait you wha-

Ryla: AWW WELCOM TO THE FAMILY!!!

Shellington, even more confused: what's happening-

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Ryla, getting dog piled by the Vegimals: This is fine

Dashi: This is not fine-

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Tweak, setting up game night: Alright, ready for some Smash Bros?

Kwazii: HELL YES!!

Dashi: You bet >:)

Ryla: Definitely!

Barnacles, slowly backing away: this isn't going to end well...

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Dashi: I made you this bracelet! It has your pride colors and everything

Ryla: Thank you, but I'm not one to wear jewelry, especially with how it can get in the way with exploring

Dashi: It's ok, you don't have to wear it-

Ryla: No I wearing it forever back off

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Dashi: due to person reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box

Tweak: did Ryla say "I love you" and you said "thanks"?

Dashi: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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I apologize for how long this took ^^"

I lost motivation and was trying to find details on Ryla (which I hope I did her justice)

Requests are still open!!

(I do ships, scenarios, and more)

** [based on a time when I was climbing a really tall rope tower and a kid wouldn't stop jumping on the base, YELLING "Fall!! Fall!! Fall!!", so I almost threw my shoe at them. My friend (unfortunately) stopped me-]

How about we get some Dashi x Shellington cause I have been in multishipping hell

Hell yes >:)

They give "I'm going to do this dangerous thing" "that's horrible, I'm doing it too/coming with you" vibes ^^

(I also threw in a few headcanons I have for them ^^)

Cw/Tw for some swearing

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Shellington: Dashi, I'm going to put my cookie in the con queso dip

Dashi: That's disgusting I'm going to do the same thing

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Dashi: SHELLINGTON!! ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!

Shellington: YES!!! ARE YOU HYDRATED!!

Dashi: YES!!

Shellington: GOOD

Dashi: GOOD

Shellington: GOOD

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Dashi: honk

Peso, confused: ...what?

Shellington: HØŇĶ

Peso, now confused and concerned: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

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Dashi: *walks into bathroom and pulls back shower curtain*

Dashi: Hey Shellington do you remember where we last saw that Giant Phantom Jellyfish?

Shellington, unphased: The last sighting was in Monterey Bay, California

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Dashi: For this article, this phrase would look good in italics

Shellington, who hasn't slept in over 24 hours: why would I put it in Italians-

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Shellington: *talks about a recently spotted sea creature for hours on end*

Dashi: *has a look of complete happiness and adoration towards Shellington + interest in what he is talking about*

Random person: Can you stop-

Dashi: Ò - Ó 🔪

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Dashi: Check our this ad, there's a studio that's looking for people to be on a ghost hunter team!

Shellington: Sounds odd, but intriguing ^^

Professor Inkling: I advise against it-

Dashi: Why?

Professor Inkling: it would be more dangerous for the ghosts and those filming-

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Shellington, who is clearly tired: Can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Dashi, who was just woken up: Shell, this is a queen sized bed. It's just for the queen *gestures towards herself*

Dashi: but yes you can

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Dashi, who forgot to put her contacts in: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT BUG KILL IT-

Shellington: Dashi...

Shellington: That's a leaf...

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Shellington: Wait, you actually like me?? Like, for my personality?? For ME-??

Dashi:

Dashi: listen you amazing little sh-

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Shellington: Relationships are like a 50/50

Shellington: I find strange creatures, Dashi takes pictures of them

Shellington: Dashi cooks us dinner, and I sit on a chair in the other room because I somehow managed to set water on fire

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Shellington: What do you want to do today?

Dashi, in a joking tone: World domination

Shellington: Sounds a little difficult, but I'm sure you can do it ^^;

Dashi: You are my world >:)

Shellington, who is oblivious: Aww! That's sweet :3

Dashi:

Dashi:

Dashi: how the-

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Shellington running up to Dashi: Hey, did it hurt when you fell-

Dashi: Wow, I didn't think you'd ever try to flirt with anyone, like, EVER

Shellington: No, I mean when you jumped out of the Gup A and fell face first into the sand

Dashi: ...

Shellington: You didn't move for a few minutes and I was concerned

Dashi: I-

Shellington: I also called Peso

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Shellington: Alright, I'm going to check on the process of the wedding cake

Dashi: Got it! I'll go check up on the ring bear

Shellington: Ok-

Shellington: Wait...

Shellington: You mean ring bearER, right?

Dashi: ...

Dashi: Um...

Captain Barnacles in the next room: 0 - 0 ...

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Shellington: I truly go into a housewife/husband like mode when I'm in a relationship/find my soulmate- Like, ill make them pancakes and such every morning if I can

Dashi: This is a lie-

Dashi: I'm dating him, this is a lie

Dashi: He doesn't even know how to cook pancakes!!

Dashi: HE'S MANAGED TO BURN WATER BEFORE-

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You can't tell me they don't (semi) aggressively remind each other to self care-

Requests + Asks are still open ^^

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

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- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

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Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

More Octonauts headcanons

Barnacles is the father figure of the whole crew (except for Dashi and Inkling)

Dashi is the mom of the group

Inkling is the grandfather

Inkling and Barnacles have a father-son relationship

Peso looks up to Barnacles the most

Barnacles is the nice parent that will get you a lot of gifts and often lets you off the hook with just a warning (unless of course you did something really bad)

Dashi will not hesitate to scold you whenever you do something stupid. If she takes it too far, she will apologize by giving you a small gift.

Everyone goes to Inkling whenever they need any sort of advice

Here's the first run! How do you like it? Maybe I’ll continue this section ^^ (if I’m not too lazy)

Thanks to the people who were active and wrote their favorite pairings.

I tried to :")

By the way, I'll tell you a secret. But among the strange but favorite pairings I can name Boris x Robbie

@teilzami

Держи Артик, дружочек ^^

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Twashi^^