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đ¸Describing Scents For Writers đ¸| List of Scents
Describing aromas can add a whole new layer to your storytelling, immersing your readers in the atmosphere of your scenes. Here's a categorized list of different words to help you describe scents in your writing.
đż Fresh & Clean Scents
Crisp
Clean
Pure
Refreshing
Invigorating
Bright
Zesty
Airy
Dewy
Herbal
Minty
Oceanic
Morning breeze
Green grass
Rain-kissed
đź Floral Scents
Fragrant
Sweet
Floral
Delicate
Perfumed
Lush
Blooming
Petaled
Jasmine
Rose-scented
Lavender
Hibiscus
Gardenia
Lilac
Wildflower
đ Fruity Scents
Juicy
Tangy
Sweet
Citrusy
Tropical
Ripe
Pungent
Tart
Berry-like
Melon-scented
Apple-blossom
Peachy
Grape-like
Banana-esque
Citrus burst
đ Earthy & Woody Scents
Musky
Earthy
Woody
Grounded
Rich
Smoky
Resinous
Pine-scented
Oak-like
Cedarwood
Amber
Mossy
Soil-rich
Sandalwood
Forest floor
â Spicy & Warm Scents
Spiced
Warm
Cozy
Inviting
Cinnamon-like
Clove-scented
Nutmeg
Ginger
Cardamom
Coffee-infused
Chocolatey
Vanilla-sweet
Toasted
Roasted
Hearth-like
đ Industrial & Chemical Scents
Metallic
Oily
Chemical
Synthetic
Acrid
Pungent
Foul
Musty
Smoky
Rubber-like
Diesel-scented
Gasoline
Paint-thinner
Industrial
Sharp
đ Natural & Herbal Scents
Herbal
Aromatic
Earthy
Leafy
Grass-like
Sage-scented
Basil-like
Thyme-infused
Rosemary
Chamomile
Green tea
Wild mint
Eucalyptus
Cinnamon-bark
Clary sage
đ Unique & Uncommon Scents
Antique
Nostalgic
Ethereal
Enigmatic
Exotic
Haunted
Mysterious
Eerie
Poignant
Dreamlike
Surreal
Enveloping
Mesmerizing
Captivating
Transcendent
I hope this list can help you with your writing. đˇâ¨
Feel free to share your favorite scent descriptions in the replies below! What scents do you love to incorporate into your stories?
Happy Writing! - Rin T.
I want to watch ten seasons of this
You're known by many names, but they all point to one trait you've held all these years: your enemies have never seen you bleed. Your secret? A pinch of illusion magic that hides all the scars and wounds, allowing you to intimidate your foes, even on your last legs.
Wait that sounds awesome
Quick, whump community!
Reblog and tell me what is your favorite whump story! It has to be from another person! Spread the love around!!!
I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD THEY'RE SO PERFECT
BOO bug post jumpscare! i was rly missing my silly boys so i present sleepy simchie,,, they eep and cuddle!!! (click for better quality)
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these guys hold such a special place in my heart i need to shake them around in a jar. but not now. right now they are Resting. hope you all enjoy!
(pose ref from pintrest and i sincerely could not find the artist but if anyone recognizes the pose and knows the og artist PLEASE tell me i want to credit because i referenced their pose a LOT. like a lot.)
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prim and proper dignified characters pale, sickly, weak on their feet. unbuttoning their collar, sweat-soaked hair, unsure footing and fluttery breaths. muttering a hesitant, "I don't... feel well."
I know I usually just reblog whump stuff but this is too good
You have a completely useless superpower in a world full of amazing superpowers. You have been a laughing-stock for years, until you started using your powers for evil⌠nobody is laughing now.
HELLO!!! IT IS HERE!!! SCARAB CREW INTRO FIC!!!
i'm sorry it took so long guys i've been in a bit of a funk these last few days BUT i really wanted to post this!! i have much more planned for them but i am trying to pace myself because i've been struggling a little bit!
this also counts for early whumperless whump event day 23: well, that doesn't taste right @whumperless-whump-event (allergic reaction / anaphylaxis)
word count: 2507
see this post for info on the scarabs crew!
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In hindsight, Hari probably should have told the team his allergies to start.
There just wasnât a convenient time for him to do it. It felt weird.
He already felt their judging eyes on him because he was human. Humans werenât necessarily looked down upon, but it was quite the common consensus that they had more biological flaws than most other races.
This was, of course, made worse by Hariâs precarious condition.Â
Introducing himself as the human missing a leg with a blood circulation disorder, an inflammatory lung disease, and food allergies was not something Hari imagined would get him much in the way of respect.
So, he stayed quiet.
After all the introductions and mission briefings came and went, everyone retreated to their respective rooms to settle in. A message over the intercom told Hari that Nyla, the pilot, was going to start making dinner.
He supposed now could be a good time to mention it. He remembered how to get to the kitchen, and Nyla should be in there cooking already, but Hari had just taken off his prosthesis. He didnât feel like going through the trouble.
Besides, what were the chances that, out of all the things in the galaxy, Nyla made something Hari couldnât eat.
An hour came and went before Nylaâs chipper voice came over the intercom once again.
âFoodâs ready, everyone! Come on down to the kitchen!â
Hari perked up. Now that he thought of it, he was hungry. He hadnât eaten anything more than protein bars and yogurt cups since the initial launch. An actual meal sounded wonderful.
He grabbed his crutches and began making his way to the kitchen.Â
As he walked through the halls of The Scarab, he couldnât help but feel a bit astonished. Just a few days ago, he was on his home planet, Earth. Then, he was shipped off to Astoâis. Now, here he was, floating in space with a group of strangers towards countless unexplored territories and potentially dangerous star systems.
What a story he was going to have to tell.
He arrived at the kitchen and quickly saw he was the last to do so.
Captain Nieven Alaric, the Astoâisian, was sitting at the head of the table, typing away on his detpad. A cigarette was held loosely in his free hand, and he brought it up to his lips with a deep inhale. His brow was furrowed, like he was trying to figure something out.Â
Zel, the Huelxcan, was sitting towards the middle of the table, but her entire body was tensed up. She looked terribly awkward, like sheâd rather be anywhere but there. Her gaze remained trained at a spot on the table, but upon Hariâs entry, she lifted her head. Hari met her eyes on accident and flashed a small smile, and he could have sworn she snarled at him.
Vinny, the Zâedin, was sitting opposite to Zel, but they looked significantly less uncomfortable. On the contrary, their knees were pulled up to their chest with their own detpad balancing on top. A peek over their shoulder told Hari that they were reading.. a scientific article? On biochemistry? For fun? That was perhaps scarier than the Huelxcan staring daggers at him from across the table.
And finally, indicated by the soft humming from the kitchen, Hari caught a glimpse of Nyla plating the final dish with her back turned to him.
Hari hadnât seen many Haryen in his time. The race preferred not to make too much contact with the other PAGE territories, so seeing one out in the open felt odd.
Still, Hari didnât need to know much about the race to know their signature traitâlarge crimson wings on their back with a span almost longer than their full height. Hari also didnât need to know much about the race to know that this particular Haryenâs wings were not paradigmatic of her peopleâs.
Nylaâs wings were small and curled tight against her body. The muscles in them looked atrophied and shriveled, and even the way they moved with her body seemed off.
Nyla didnât offer much of an explanation. She simply stated that she was born differently and left it at that. She didnât owe anyone an explanation anyway; Hari figured. Still, it was not something someone saw every day.
Hari finally took a seat beside Vinny and rested his crutches against the edge of the metal table. Vinnyâs gaze flitted to him before coming back to their detpad.
Hari risked another glance at their screen, and saw that not only were they finished with the first article, but they had moved on to another longer one. Hari had to ask.
âWhatâcha reading about?â
Vinnyâs ears flicked at his voice. âBotany.â
âBotany?â
âMhm. The first planet on the course is a forest planet, so I wanted to brush up.â
âI seeââ
âDo you know much about botany? Youâre the medic, after all. Figured youâve at least taken some life science classes, but I donât know how much time the curriculum would have spent on botany specifically.â
âWell, I was in highschool whenââ
âI guess if it was a general biology class, the content would be broader, so you probably spent a little bit on each subsection. Still, I think botany is underappreciated. Thereâs so much to learn about a planet based on what kind of flora thrives in it.â
âI agreeââ
âPlus, it can tell you so much about culture! Your planet, for example, has such a diverse ecosystem with so many different biomes. The different ways your people use the plants in each area is fascinating!â
âThank you?â
âNot to mentionââ
âDinner is ready!â Nyla chirped, padding into the room with plates precariously balanced on her arms. Hari silently sighed in relief.
Nieven set down his detpad immediately and stood up to take two of the plates from Nyla.
âThank you very much for making dinner, Nylath... Nylathrania.â
The syllables sounded clumsy on the Captainâs lips and a slight flush creeped up his cheeks at his fumbling.
âOh please, just call me Nyla. Nylathrania is a hard one, even back on Harye.â
Nieven cleared his throat. âVery well. Thank you, Nyla.â
âItâs my pleasure! What better way to welcome you all onto my ship than good food?â She smiled and set a plate in front of each person at the table before taking her own seat next to Zel.
Hari smiled right back at her and, he figured he could try probing about the ingredients. Subtly, of course. âYes, thank you, Nyla. This looks good! What is it?â
âOh! I wanted to start with something pretty universally liked. Itâs noodles with a darzel nut sauce, wozoik leaves, and some poultry from Earth! Itâs pretty simple. I didnât want to try anything too wild on the first night.â
Vinny, finally, lifted their head from their detpad and faced Nyla. âYou took the meat out of mine, right?â
âMhm!â
Vinnyâs tail swayed slightly and a slight smile overtook their face. âThank you, Nyla.â
Hari suddenly felt very stupid. If the kid could let Nyla know about their dietary preferences, why couldnât Hari?Â
Still, it was fine. Nothing she said was on his allergy list. Heâd just let her know after this meal and everything would be fine.
Nyla picked up her fork. âWell, dig in everyone!â
And with that, they did.
Zel sniffed the food experimentally and swirled a forkful of noodles onto the prongs of the utensil before lifting it to her mouth. The usual scowl on her face lessened greatly and she turned to Nyla.
âYou made this?â She said softly.
â...I did. Why? Is something wrong with it?â Nyla almost looked sheepish.
Zel said nothing. She simply turned her face back down to her plate and began scarfing down the noodles.
Vinny was following suit, tail swaying freely as they forked mouthful after mouthful into their mouth.
Nieven was a bit more polite. He ate slowly, and in small bites, but the enjoyment of the food was written all over his face in the way his eyes shone.
Alright, now, Hari needed to try it.
He scooped some of the noodles onto his fork, took a bite andâwow. If this was the kind of food heâd be eating for the next few years, he had no complaints.
The nutty flavor of the sauce was light and fresh, enhanced further by the aromatic greens. The chicken was juicy and flavorful, and the noodles were cooked to perfection. Hariâs eyes nearly rolled back into his head.Â
Nyla swallowed a mouthful of food and tapped her finger idly on the table. âSo... How is everyone feeling about the trip so far?â
Vinny perked their head up. âSo far itâs been interesting. Your ship is really cool. I canât believe you fly it yourself.â
âI do! Sheâs my pride and joy.â She turned to Hari. âYouâre somewhat of an aerospace engineer, right? What kind of ships have you worked on?â
Hari startled at his name and glanced up.Â
âMe? Iâve worked on a few. I worked mostly on airplanes, though.â
âOh? So a bit different, then?â
Hari nodded and opened his mouth to respond, but found that his tongue didnât move the way he intended it to. It felt tingly, like it was swollen in his mouth. He furrowed his brows.
âSorry. I justâ My throat feels weird.â He swallowed convulsively.Â
Nyla tilted her head and leaned forward to get a better look at him. Zel followed suit, sharing a glance with Nieven.
âAre you okay?â Nyla asked.
âIâm fine... Iâm...â Hari swallowed again as an abrupt wave of nausea had him clamping his mouth shut.
Nieven suddenly turned his gaze to meet Hari. âHari? Are you sure? Youâre quite... flushed.â
Hari nodded and scratched at the side of his neck. Stars, when did it get so itchy?
And then it occurred to him. The way he was feelingâthe way it felt like his throat was swelling and the way his skin felt too hot for his bodyâstars, he was allergic to the damn food.
Of all the foods in the galaxy! This delicious meal was one his body decided was a threat! He would have groaned if he could.
Instead, he let out a vaguely choked whine and clawed at his throat, desperately pulling at his collar to get some air. Hives were starting to break out along his arms and shoulders rapidly, and the heat was searing.
Everyone was staring at him now. Even Vinny, who had set their detpad on the table, was in a hurry to get a proper look at Hari.Â
âHari?â Vinny questioned.Â
They stood and leaned over, scrutinizing his face. They looked like they were racking their brain for something. Hari truly hoped they were as smart as they came across, because he wasnât sure he had the faculties to explain what he needed. With their knowledge on Earth and biology, they were probably Hariâs best bet.
They suddenly jolted with thought. âAnaphylaxis! Allergic reaction! Thatâs what's going on, isnât it? Your symptoms match!â
Bingo. Hari nodded frantically, pulling in a wheezing breath. Shit, it really was getting difficult to breathe. He needed to do somethingâand fast.
âAllergic?! Why didnât you say something earlier!â Nyla shrieked, practically leaping over the table to reach Hari. âWhat do we do?! Youâre the medic!â
Hari wanted to tell her to relax and that it would probably be fine once he got his epi-pen, but he could quite literally feel his airways shrinking and he figured that might not be true for long.
Vinny tapped away on their detpad before whipping their head back up. âWe have to give you epinephrine, donât we? Where the hell are we going to get that?!â
Hari vaguely gestured to the bedrooms, hoping someone would get the hint. He had a small bright red first-aid kit in his luggage, left out in the open. Never had he ever been so grateful for his disorganized unpacking.
âOn it,â Nieven muttered, racing toward the hall. Hari tugged at his collar once again, wheezing desperately. It felt like his head was going to explode now. He was sure he was quite the sorry sight with how red he felt his face getting. Not a very good first impression.
Finally, the captain came sprinting back with the little red pouch. He all but threw it onto the table and ripped it open, before realizing he had no idea what he was even looking for.
âEpi..pen..â Hari managed to rasp out, doubling over when another awful wave of nausea overtook him.Â
Vinny watched Nieven frantically search for a few more moments before grumbling and lunging over to snatch the pouch from him. They procured the item immediately and began to read over it.
âItâs a needle?â
Hari nodded, wondering why that mattered. He didnât care if someone had to cut his other damn leg off to get the epinephrine in himâhe just wanted to breathe.
Vinny uncapped the needle and hesitantly crouched beside Hari. They were moving at far too leisurely a pace. Hari shot a weak glare.
He would have done it himself, if he could. Itâs just that his hands were numb. He could barely lift his arm, let alone have the dexterity to administer it properly. Maybe he should start having his epi-pen with him for every meal. Stars, his head was spinning.
âI canât do it!â Vinny cried, suddenly pulling away.
âFor fuckâs sakeââ Zel plucked the pen from their hands, skimmed the directions, and plunged the needle directly into Hariâs right leg with no hesitation.
Hari had never been so grateful in his life.
In just a few moments, Hari felt his breath starting to come easier. He slumped back against his chair and gulped down sweet, sweet oxygen.
No one said anything for a beat. And then, Nyla smacked the back of Hariâs head.
âYou idiot! If youâre allergic to something you need to tell me! What was your plan if we didnât get the epi-pen in time?! I would have been responsible for manslaughter!â
Hari blinked. âI didnât know Iâd be allergic to it.â
Vinny stepped in and crossed their arms. âBut you have existing allergies, yes? I could have done some research on how similar the food was to your allergens. Darzel nuts, for example, are remarkably chemically similar to peanuts.â
Oh. That explains it, then. Hari felt a blush creep up on his cheeks. He said nothing.
Nyla let out a soft hmph and pointed a finger at Hari. âAfter we clean up here and I make you something else to eat, youâre going to sit down with me and make a list of your allergies. All of them. This wonât happen again.â
Hari could tell she meant to be vaguely reassuring, but with the way she said it, it sounded like a threat. He gulped and nodded.
Vinny let out a soft laugh that doubled as a sigh of relief. âWelcome to the expedition, I suppose.â
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whumperless whump event day 19: the whump morning after! @whumperless-whump-event
tending to injuries / domestic hurt comfort / âlet's check the bandages, okay?â
see this post for character information!
caretaker: Simon
whumpee: Archie
guys. it's here. i can't explain why but i think this is my favorite simon and archie fic i've written and i literally wrote it the week after i made them so PLS ENJOY!!
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âOw ow ow! Fuck!â
âEasy, easy! Jeez Archie, relax, would you? Are you trying to run a marathon or something?â
âI have to pee!â
Simon pinched the bridge of his nose and huffed.
âWeâll take it slow. The last thing we need is you popping a stitch because you're rushing it. That cut was a pain in the ass to suture.â
âYeah yeah, whatever. Just help me? Please?â
Simon sighed.
Patrol nights were always rough on Archie. At least during the fights, he was always too hopped up on adrenaline to notice how injured he really was, and he usually conked out before Simon finished patching him up.
The mornings, however, were unrelenting.Â
Every ache, bruise, slash and sprain from the night before now made itself very apparent, and Archie wasnât able to ignore it.
As for this particular night, it had been a pretty rough fight between Archie and some lackies from a well-known drug operation he had been trying to dismantle. They were dosed on strength enhancers that rivaled Archieâs own abilities, and while he came out on top, it definitely wasnât an easy fight.
Now, he was sporting a black eye, several broken ribs, a knife wound to the gut, a sprained ankle, a mild concussion, and a mosaic of bruises all over his body.
Rough night indeed.
âAlright, letâs get you up then,â Simon bent down and wrapped his arm under Archieâs. Archie braced as Simon started to guide him up, grunting sharply when they started to move from the couch.
âGo slower.â
âAnd here I thought you were about to piss yourself.â
âJust go!â
He grit his teeth against the all-consuming jolt of pain that overtook his body. God, the morning after really did suck.
âAlright alright, almost there..â Simon soothed, taking a bit more of his weight. âJust a little more..â
After a ridiculous amount of time, they were both finally standing. Archie was heavily favoring his left ankle as he began his hobble to the bathroom door with Simonâs help. Every step was agony.
âAlright, Iâll be fine from here,â He stated with a wince. He waved Simon away from the hallway, but Simon.. didnât move.
âNuh uh. No way. The last time I left you on your own, you fell and cracked your head on the bathtub. Iâm waiting right here in the hall.â
âEw, no! Thatâs weird! Go away!â
âItâs only weird because youâre making it weird. You forget Iâm literally in school to do this for a living. This is strictly professional.â
âWhatever. Weirdo.â
âStrictly. Professional.â
Archie shot Simon a weak scowl as he shut the restroom door behind him.
Simon waited awkwardly for a few moments before he heard a zip, a flush, and the whoosh of the faucet.Â
Archie merged from the bathroom, looking absolutely unsteady on his wobbling legs. He was just about to pitch forward when Simon closed the distance between them, slipping an arm around Archieâs waist. âAlright. Back to the couch we go.â
It took another eternity, but finally, Archie was lying down again, significantly paler than when he had started.Â
âThis sucks.â He whined, breathing deeply through his nose as the aftershocks of pain reverberated through his bones.
âYeah, well, maybe you should think about that before you try to take on six guys that are three times your size,â Simon retorted, replacing the ice pack on Archieâs ribs. âThat was the most stupid thing Iâve seen you do in a while, and Iâve seen you do some pretty stupid things.â
Archie would have crossed his arms indignantly if he could.
âYou should have seen the other guys..â He muttered under his breath, rather childishly.
Still, despite his banter, the way sweat was beading on Archieâs brow and the way his face was void of all color was not lost on Simon.
âHey, letâs check those bandages, okay? I think you might have popped a stitch after all.â
âI did not. I would know.â
âYou absolutely wouldnât. Lift your shirt.â
Archie rolled his eyes and slowly lifted the fabric to reveal⌠a bright red stain on the gauze.
He didnât have to look at Simon to know the kind of smirk he was sporting.
Simon made quick work of replacing the suture and re-wrapping the wound. His hands worked deftly and with a practiced manner that Archie found himself feeling.. saddened by. He couldnât quite explain it. It was more of the realization that Simon had been doing this for a while, enough that it was second nature, and Archie had done.. well, nearly nothing for him. He had yet to repay him for his undying generosity.
âSimon..â He began. His voice faltered the slightest bit. âDo you.. ever get tired of.. this.â He motioned vaguely to himself.
At the sudden change in conversation, a mixture of anger, hurt, and surprise flashed across Simonâs face.Â
âWhat do you mean?â
âI just mean.. well..â Archie swallowed the lump in his throat and averted his gaze. âThis canât be fun for you. You come back from classes, from work, probably exhausted, and have to deal with me. I just.. I donât want you to think you have to do it. Iâll be fine on my own if you don't want to. Youâve taught me enough that I--â
âArchie. Look at me.â
Archie drew his gaze up and met Simonâs unwavering eyes.Â
âListen to me. I donât ever want you to think I am just dealing with you. I do this because I genuinely want to. Nobody is forcing me, Iâm doing it because you deserve it. Archie, I know I donât say it a lot, but you do so much to help others,â He said breathlessly, taking Archie hand and holding it tightly. âYou deserve someone that will do the same for you.â
Suddenly, Archie found himself scrubbing viciously at traitorous tears that spilled over. Before he could say anything else, Simon pulled him into an embrace. It was the kind of hug that cradles every part of your soul, every part of your being.
He wept openly in Simonâs arms.
âYouâre stuck with me, whether you like it or not,â He hummed, rubbing Archieâs back and pulling away slowly.
âSo youâd better start learning how to dodge.â
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GUYS IT'S TIME. i now introduce.....
THE SCARAB CREW!!!!!! đŁđŁ
(scarab is the name of the ship they are all on do you guys get it. because. whumbug. beetle. scarab. the ship is shaped like a beetle--okay im done)
the vibes/tropes are: sci-fi/space fantasy, dysfunction junction, found family, accidental child acquisition, AND MORE!!!
HUGE thank you to @lemlem21 for listening to me Yap about them and helping me iron out a lot of the details!!! also for recoloring some of the skincolors!!!!
i apologize in advance. this is a long post. please please feel free to ask questions because this can get confusing. there are 6 characters all with complex traits and names so please ask me for clarification if you need it! i apologize for all the reading guys (ËĚŁĚŁĚĽâËĚŁĚŁĚĽâ)
OKAY! ONTO MY SPACE SILLIES! they are Everything to me.
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THE EXPEDITION PROGRAM (TEP):
okay just before i start, i want to briefly explain why all these people are together on a ship.
in this universe, theres a central government that spans across many planets in neighboring star systems. this is known as the Provinces of the Allied Galactic Empire (PAGE). this is the explored and "civilized" part of the galaxy.
recently, there have been more attacks on PAGE-affiliated planets and systems from the unexplored galaxy (known as the Outer Sector, or just Outsec in shorthand) and PAGE intends to get to the bottom of it.
and that's where Scarab Crew comes in! multiple teams were formed of people with exceptional talents in their species/planets and were sent on multi-year long exploratory missions under the name The Expedition Program (TEP). the scarabs are one team of many!
TEP's goal is to record and report all that they find as well as identify threats and/or the planets responible for the attacks. they are to come back with information and new technology that would make PAGE stronger and more well-rounded!
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NOW ONTO THE SILLIES!! i used different picrws for each of them to match their Vibe
(also i added pronounciation guides to the best of my abilities i hope it helps im sorry in advance)
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Captain Nieven Alaric (Nee-ven Ah-la-rik)
pronouns: he/him
role: captain/leader/correspondence with PAGE
planet of origin: Â Astoâis (species: Astoâisian)
age and height: late '30s to early '40s / 6 ft. 0 in.
description: the competent, calculated, and and cold head of The Scarab. he was a well-off government official before TEP, but unfortunately, he lost his family in an attack by Outsec rogues. he is a man hardened by life and unwilling to get attached to others again and because of this, is very efficient when it comes to running his ship. still, efficiency is not always the most important thing when it comes to leading a team. this is something nieven must learn.
species-specific traits: horns on the top of the head-- very interconnected with the central nervous system. decorated as a sign of age and/or accomplishment. also, asto'isians have pointy teeth! they are carnivores!
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Hari Khurana (Huh-ree Ku-rahna)
pronouns: relaxed he/him
role: engineer/medic/chemist
planet of origin: Â Earth (species: Homo Sapien)
age and height: mid to late '30s / 6 ft. 2 in.
description: a simple human that started from the bottom. hari grew up in a trailer park, raised by his older sister when his father worked 3 jobs to put food on the table. since he was little, it was known he was a genius when it came to stem subjects. into adulthood, he excelled in every stem job he took on. still, no one expected him to get singled out when TEP was recruiting. aside from his smarts, hari is cheeky, sly, a bit of a Bastard⢠but he also has tremendously big heart. he's passionate about what he does, no matter how hard it can be for him sometimes.
species-specific traits: despite his brains, hari is... a defective human. due to malnourishment as a child, he has a plethora of health problems that worry his team to no end. some include: asthma, lactose intolerance, allergies to many foods, marie antoinette syndrome, POTS, among others. he is also a below-the-knee amputee on his left leg due to an accident in his teens.
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Nylathrania (Nyla) Qifir (Nye-lah-trah-nya Kee-feer)
pronouns: she/her
role: pilot/navigator
planet of origin: Harye (species: Haryen)
age and height: mid '20s / 5 ft. 7 in.
description: the haryan are an extremely superstitious, winged race that place an extreme importance on flight. when a child was born with in inability to even lift her wings because of nerve damage, you can imagine it did not bode well. nyla was passed around from household to household with no place to call home. she wants to prove herself to her homeland by becoming the most successful pilot in TEP with her pride and joy of a ship, The Scarab, but even that will never make her good enough for her people, and consequently, herself.
species-specific traits: the bat-like wings and short horns are trademarks of the haryen people. unlike nieven's, nyla's horns are simply bony-keratin structures as extra protection for her brain. her wings are a bit smaller than other haryen's due to muscle atrophy.
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Ytzel (Zel) Mixca (Ee-tsel Micsh-cka)
pronouns: relaxed she/her
role: gunsman/conflict strategist
planet of origin: Huelxa (species: Huelxcan)
age and height: mid '20s / 5 ft. 4 in.
description: born to a planet of war, zel grew up around bloodshed and violence throughout her life. in her culture, getting close to people was discouraged becasue you never knew who would be on the other side of the next civil war. she was often forced to fight her siblings and friends (to an extreme level) as a test of strength, so she comes off as abrasive and rude because violence makes her feel in control. it's a familiar pattern. she hasn't yet learned that love does not need to be painful.
species-specific traits: the huelxcan actually have a second pair of arms! these arms sit slightly more towards her back, in the middle of her rib cage. the huelxcan people also have evolved with enhanced hearing, and wear accessories on the ears to enhance it further.
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Vinâri (Vinny) Lâaoh (Vin-ree Luh-ow)
pronouns: they/them
role: scribe/recorder/photographer
planet of origin: Zâedin (species: Zâedinra)
age and height: late teens (17-19) / 5 ft. 9 in.
description: vinny is heralded as the voice of reason when tensions are high amongst the rest of the crew. they are level-headed and approachable, making them an instrumental member of the team. but their secret? they're so lonely. in their culture, it's customary to stop being affectionate with children when they reach about 14 to encourage growth and independence. vinny didn't have a problem with this at first, but now that they're so far from home? they feel the need for comfort more than they'd like to admit.
species-specific traits: the zâedinra all have a prehensile tail that is about an armspan in length. it is capable of grasping, and can hold their body weight. also, z'edin is an ice planet which leads vinny to be prone to overheating in even mildly warm environments quite easily
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Ren "Alaric" (Rehn Ah-la-rick)
pronouns: he/him
role: healer/newest member (not with scarab crew initially)
planet of origin: Siea W5M (species: Ambâtoman)
age and height: about 7-9 years old / 4 ft. 3 in.
description: ren's parent's were killed when he was only 4, and he was taken to Seia W5M to be sold as a commodity-- his species is sought after for their abilities. he was under the ownership of a man for a few years before he escaped and has been on the run ever since. he covers his eyes with a blindfold to conceal the signature trait of amb'tomans-- white scleras lacking a cornea. because of his years blindfolded, light tends to overwhelm him. he is skittish, flighty, and in need of people who will take care of and love him.
species-specific traits: the amb'toman are a desert-dwelling species that evolved healing abilities to cope with the harsh climate. the short version of how the abilities work is essentially: people spend a certain amount of energy to heal themselves of injury or illness. ren can spend that energy all at once on himself or another person to heal them exponetially faster. the draw back is gets extremely sleepy after healing, and tends to be unable to stay awake
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RELATIONSHIPS: ask me about them!!! there are Some romantic relationships but i also love platonic and familial relationships so ask about whoever you'd like! i'm aiming to start the story early on to when they first meet so it'll be fun to develop their relationships as i write!!
PICREWS: 1 2 3 4 5 6
BONUS: here is all their height differences (ren is itty bitty guys)

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and that's it!!! thank you SO much if you've read to the end, it honestly means so much. and like i said before please please PLEASE dont be afraid to ask as many questions as you want (about specific scarabs, or the crew as a whole but just know if its the crew it might not be as detailed because. theres 6 of them.) these characters can get confusing and i want to make as easy of a reading experience as i can!
i hope you enjoy my little passion project and im so excited to develop these sillies further!! (âżâŚâá´ËâŚ)âĄ
tagging: @sethlost and @mellowwhumps (â§â˝âŚ)
Hi Bug!!! As I'm sending this it's super late so I might not be incredibly coherent but I just thought of a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION and I simply must send it now because if I wait until morning I Will Forget
It's been mentioned in fics before that Simon and Archie text each other (probably usually when Archie needs help / medical attention)
So I absolutely have to ask
WHAT are their contact names for each other
(And as a bonus, how do they go about keeping Archie's secret identity safe? Someone could be a snoop or even just see their text history by accident after all)
THIS IS SUCH A SILLY QUESTION ANON I LOVE IT
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OKAY. so when they first met, their contact names were just "simon" and "archer" because they werent very close
simon's has stayed relatively consistent as "Archie" with different emojis, but it's usually just đ because archie asked him to
now. here is a list of the names simon has been in archie's phone and what he is now:
simon guevara
simon g
dr guy
nurse joy
911
squidward (this was when simon was being Particularly grumpy.)
C3PO
si
and currently: ice king (from adventure time. pls tell me someone gets it)
as for how they keep the identity secret, there really isn't any rhyme or reason to it. simon refers to vigil activities as archie's "night job" and they simply say v if they need to talk about vigil directly. a typical conversation could look like this:
ice king: Are you still going out tonight?
Archieđ: what on the night job?
ice king: Yes.
Archieđ: i'm out right now but i was gonna end early. wrist sprain i think
ice king: ??? You didn't call me.
Archieđ: well i was gonna drop by duhhh
Archieđ: speaking of which
Archieđ: do you still have the double stuff oreos?? im so hungry dude
ice king: I made food.
Archieđ: OOH WHATD U MAKE??
ice king: Healthy food. Eat that first. Then oreos.
Archieđ: fineee
(archie proceeded to sneak oreos as soon as he got to simon's apartment)
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THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION ANON I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS LITTLE TEXT CONVO IT WAS SOO SILLY TO DO
I love them :)
whumperless whump event day 11: a minor annoyance @whumperless-whump-event
stuffy nose / hate to be sick / âi'm fine, i can work.â
see this post for character information!
caretaker: Archie
whumpee: Simon
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It was when Simon turned away from suturing to sneeze for the fourth time in just five minutes, that Archie figured he should say something.
âSimon, are you.. okay?â Archie asked, wincing as the needle entered his skin once again.
âYes.â
There was a beat of awkward silence.
Archie squirmed.
âI just.. I mean.. you look a little flushed, is all. Are you sure?â He repeated.
Simon sniffled, breath hitching as he turned away to sneeze again, but this time it was a fit that left him doubled over, face buried in his elbow. He wordlessly got up and grabbed a fistful of tissues, viciously scrubbing at his face until he pulled away with a miserable guh.
â..Some kid sneezed on me last week.â He finally admitted, making his way back over to Archie and plunking down next to him, lifting his needle and thread. âIâll live.â
His usually deadpan demeanor was now obstructed by the ridiculous nasal tone his voice took on, and Archie stifled a giggle.
âI think you should be in bed anyways.â
Simon shook his head and finished up the last stitch on Archieâs arm. âCanât. I work tomorrow. Weâre understaffed, they needed volunteers.
âSimon, respectfully, you are a walking germ right now. If you did, go into work, I guarantee theyâd send you home within a few seconds of looking at you.âÂ
As if to prove Archieâs point, Simon pitched forward with another pathetic sneeze, barely having enough time to shove his face into the crook of his elbow.
Archie cooed sympathetically, reaching up a hand to rub his back.
âYou must really be feeling sick, huh?â He murmured, handing him a bundle of tissues.
Simon accepted the offer gratefully, swiping at his nose once again and tossing the soiled tissues into the wastebasket. When he looked back up at Archie, his eyes were watery and irritated and his nose was now rubbed raw. The sight made Archie melt, and he got up, drawing Simon to his chest.
Simon didnât complain. Instead, he let out a soft, settled sigh and leaned into the embrace. He had long since decided he wasn't going into work.
âMâgonna get snot on you.â
âThatâs fine. How many times have I gotten blood all over you?â
âTrue.â
âNow, lets get you to bed, okay? Iâll make some tea.â
âWith honey?â
âYes. With honey.â
Simon hummed contentedly, letting his eyes slip closed in his friendâs arms. Yeah, work could wait another day or two.
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Whumperless Whump Event day 9
Coughing up blood - whumpee JJ - 531 words
CW: Blood, panic, graphic description of being awake while dethawing from cryo (ouch)
also. deepest apologies. morri is not here right now BUT there is a caretaker!! you'll recognize them :)
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Itâs so cold.
Thereâs almost nothing to cling to besides it. Sharp, like ice crystals in his veins, almost white hot with the pain. He canât move. Canât breathe anything but quick huffs. If he could open his eyes, heâs sure the air would fog in front of him. But itâs like heâs frozen stiff.
Why is he awake?
Why is he conscious of this? Heâs not used to anything but the gentle warmth that flows through him. The softness of the light he can cast. He was the stars, the sun. He was everything bright and warm he could touch with his hands, and now heâs justâŚ
Cold.
Itâs hours and hours before it starts to lessen. Trapped in his body, unable to move, unable to massage away the ice in his body, coating him. Each little huff of air is like lava against his top lip. Heâs surprised heâs even breathing.
Sound filters in the quickest. Itâs static, bursts of sound like yawning. His jaw aches.
ââvitals?â
ââbreathing slower, I think heâsââ
âJourney, report.â
His eyes snap open. The world around him is too bright.
Journey leans forward and starts to cough. Harshly. Thereâs something in his lungs, need to get it out, canât breathe through the ice in his throat, canâtâ
ââcâmon, JJ, hey. Hey! There you are. Breathe. Itâs alright. Itâs okay.â
The voice is new. He recognized the others, just vaguely, barely on the edge of his memories frozen away with his skin and bones, but this one is fresh, bright and soft andâ
Warm.
âThatâs it. Good. Can you look at me, quickly?â
He tries to. Eyes flutter open again. Thereâs a smell, now, like copper in the air. The face in front of him is fair skinned and green eyed, short cropped black hair in a pixie cut and a splattering of freckles across their face. They smile, brightly.
âHi. You were out of it for a long time.â They hold up a cloth, rubbing it against his mouth. He canât fight it. He can still barely move. âBreathe. Iâm Cavalry, Iâm here to help.â
âCavââ he tries, and fails. His lungs rebell, his breathing hitches, and heâs coughing again and it hurts, it hurts so much, itâs like taking a knife to his insides and prying up everything he has left, he canât breatheâ
âSide effect,â they whisper calmly. âItâll pass. Itâll pass. Thereâs a medic a little ways away, but they thought it would help if you saw someone new right away. Hey. Hey, look at meââ
JJ grimaces, and glances up. His mouth tastes like blood.Â
âGood. Weâre thawing you out. Itâll be alright. Iâm sorry, I know it hurts.â
He canât help the huff of a laugh, even if it starts him coughing again. But Cavalry lays a hand on his shoulder and keeps him steady.
Finally, it stops enough for him to take a slightly more steady breath. His hands are on his knees. Everything is cold. Heâs shivering. There is blood dripping from his mouth, splattering against his hands.
Cavalry smiles, too bright for the room. He canât look away from them.Â
âWelcome back, Journey. Itâs been awhile.â
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heyyyyyyy i know that's not exactly the prompt fill but. here are the first few moments after jj's awakening. i once again regret nothing.
THEY'RE SO SWEET I'M DEAD
HI GUYS
consider this my formal apology for my previous drawing. they deserved some fluff.
i love these sillies im going to Eat them
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text: "sorry for almost dying..." / "shut up."
(pose ref from @/mellon_soup)
tagging @lemlem21 because i finally drew them happy. Rare Occurrence.
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hey so I'm gonna send a lil prompt
You don't have to answer it of course but it's been rolling around in my head for a while and I doubt I'LL write it since I don't know how you feel about fanfics
so I figured
why not put it in your askbox just for the sake of it
The idea is that at some point, Archie goes to Simon's apartment for either a minor injury (really just an excuse to see him) or something that's kind of serious but can be delt with pretty easily. Basically anything that isn't fatal and wouldn't be fatal even without intervention. When he gets there he sees that Simon is clearly MUCH worse off than him for whatever reason and now they're BOTH fussing over each OTHER and fighting over who gets taken care of by the other
Definitely a whumpee-turned-caretaker/caretaker-turned-whumpee situation. I don't know I just think it'd be fun but if you're busy or something that's totally cool I just wanted to show it to you
HI ANON!!!!! like i said in a previous post, i will literally give you my firstborn child if you ever make a fanfic for my boys. i dont think you understand how thrilled i would be. you are ALWAYS welcome to write about my guys!!
anyways, heres a little prompt fill!!! it ended up being more about the fluff than it did about the fighting over who should be fussed over so i hope thats okay!! simon being cuddly when hes feverish is one of my favorite traits i gave him. i hope you enjoy too!!
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In hindsight, the cut on his leg really wasnât too bad.
Archie was about ninety-nine percent sure he would have been able to suture it himself. He saw it done more times than he could count, and the wound itself was neat and shallow, though bleeding profusely. Wouldnât have taken him more than twenty minutes.
But he really missed Simon.
Simon had been swamped with exams and lab practicals and volunteer hours for the last week and a half. The poor guy had 2 hours a day to himself if he was lucky. Archie made himself scarce to not add more to his plate, of course, but it had been three days.
He figured a little pit stop couldnât hurt. Even though it was well past midnight, Archie knew Simon had finished his last final in the afternoon because he texted him that he was going to knock out, and then went radio silent.
It had been seven hours since then. Simon was definitely awake by now.
So thatâs how Archie ended up silently slipping through Simonâs kitchen window, a common practice for him, angling his leg just right so as to not drip blood all over his floor.Â
All the lights were off. Weird.
He shut the window gently behind him and padded into the living room, squinting as his eyes started adjusting to the dark.
Suddenly, a lamp flicked on and Archie nearly died of a heart attack then and there.
He blinked at the sudden brightness and was greeted by.. Simon?
His friend was slowly sitting up from the couch, head still lowered as he viciously scrubbed the sleep from his eyes. There was a mess of blankets and pillows surrounding him as he propped himself up on his forearms.Â
Had he been sleeping?
âArchie?â His voice was rough. He blinked blearily, hair mussed from sleep. âWhat are you doing here?â
Simonâs gaze lowered to the bright red stain on Archieâs leg and he jolted a little bit.Â
âOh. I see. Come sit down, Iâll--â He was cut off by a soft yawn-- âtake a look at it.â
Simon went to grab the suturing kit that was already on the coffee table from the last time Archie stopped by, but his hand slipped and he nearly toppled over. Archie rushed to catch him.
Something was not right.
Simon was never one to be this groggy. He was the kind of person that could go from dead asleep to awake and alert in a matter of seconds. He hardly ever had a âwake-upâ period, and he was certainly never this out of it.
When Archie helped Simon back to sitting, he frowned at the unnatural heat he felt beneath his palms.
âSimon? Are you okay?â He cupped his cheek and stifled a hiss at the burning, fevered skin.
âYouâre burning up!" Archie exclaimed.
He should have known something was up when Simon didn't text him after his nap. He suddenly felt a bit guilty. "I'm sorry for waking you, I should have called first. You should be sleeping.â
Simon shook his head, but it only succeeded in making him dizzier. âMmh. Iâm fine. Youâre the one bleeding. Just sit down, would you?â
âNo way. This--â Archie motioned to his leg-- âcan wait. Youâre sick. Youâre exhausted. You need rest. I'll get you some medicine and some tea, okay?"
âJust sit down. You're dripping blood. I can still suture. Iâm fine. I can practically do it with my eyes closed.â He looked up at Archie again in a hazy way that made him not want to test that theory.
Still, Archie knew Simon well enough to know that he wouldnât back down, especially not while mildly delirious from fever. He had to improvise.
He made a show of sighing and sitting down as if he resigned to Simonâs orders, but then, when his guard was down, he reached over and snatched the suturing kit from Simonâs trembling hands.
âHey!â He shouted, but it came out as more of a whine. He was too disoriented to do anything about it anyways.
âShush. How about I let you sit here with me while I do suture myself, yâknow, so you can supervise, as long as you promise to let me get you to bed when Iâm done.â
Simon peered up at Archie with glassy, fever-bright eyes and finally relented.
âFine.â
Archie smiled. Admittedly, he was very pleased with his small victory. He sat back on the couch, beside Simon, and propped up his leg.
He pulled out the pre-threaded needle and hemostats and got to work.
The process was actually relatively easy. Archie practically memorized how it looked when Simon did it, so it was no trouble at all. He fell into the rhythm of threading, looping, anf knotting.
He only faltered the smallest bit when he felt the weight of Simon chin settle on his shoulder. In the corner of his eye, he could see Simon was flagging. He was more exhausted than he was letting on. He was blinking slowly and lazily, gradually nuzzling further and further into the side of Archieâs neck.
By the time Archie finished the last knot, Simon was nearly a deadweight on him. Archie's heart clenched.
âAlright sleeping beauty. Letâs get you to bed, mâkay?â He murmured, replacing the items in the suturing kit and carefully getting up to crouch in front of Simon in an offer of a piggy back ride.
Simon was not one to decline.
It took Archie a bit longer because of the throbbing pain in his leg, but he eventually got Simon tucked into his bed with a damp washcloth on his chest and forehead.Â
Just as Archie was leaving to go find the ibuprofen, he heard the smallest, saddest sound come from the bundle of blankets.
âYouâre leaving..?â
Archie thought he might die right there.Â
He all but dashed back to Simonâs bedside and cupped his face. âNo. No, of course not. Not when youâre feeling this sick. I just wanted to get you some medicine. Iâll be right back.â
Simon just averted his hazy eyes and huffed a small whimper. âStay? Please?â
Archie bit his lip in contemplation, but his mind was made up before the question even made its way out of Simonâs mouth.Â
He kicked off his shoes and crawled under the covers next to Simon, who scooted over to make room, and pulled him into an all-consuming embrace.Â
Simon melted easily into it, letting his head fall on Archieâs chest. Even in his foggy state of mind, he made sure to be careful of Archieâs injured leg as he wrapped himself around him.Â
Finally, he felt like he could breathe again after such a hellish week.
Archie rubbed up and down his spine, reveling in how the tension in Simonâs muscles melted away with each pass.
Medicine would have to wait. For now, this was far more effective.
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MORRI MY BELOVED
Whumperless Whump Event day 8
Migraine - whumpee Morrigan - 495 words
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There is a bruise at the base of Morrigan's neck.
It throbs up into the base of their skull and echoes in their head like an empty auditorium stage. Pounding, bouncing back and forth, amplifying the pain from the simple butt-end of a gun the day before.
It makes their lack of humanity all the worse. Not because they can't get headaches without physical damageâbut because they can't take pills for it.
âYou look miserable.â
Morrigan doesn't look up. Their head is too nicely cradled in the palms of their hands to bother moving. âWhat do you say, usually, to the obvious? âNo shit, Sherlockâ?â
âSassy,â JJ says, closing the door behind him. It echoes, sending an uncomfortable jolt up their spine. âWant me to do something about it, or leave you alone?â
âNothing you can do,â they say, as calm as they can.
It throbs again. Talking. Their voice resonates through the metal plating, making an unfamiliar vibration through their skull. It hurts.
They take a breath.
â...I can close the curtains?â JJ says, his voice now much quieter. It's laced with sympathy.
âNot gonna do much.â The strange buzzing gets worse, and they bite their tongue. It's awful, it really is. âBut thanks for the offer.â
âOkay,â he says, in an if-you-say-so kind of tone.
The silence is barely a respite for the aching. It threads its way through their jaw, twinging against their temple, pushing up against their eyes and reverberating through their head like a symphony of pure, unfiltered agony.
Each passing second makes the clock tick.
Each tick is like fire through their brain.
It⌠hurts. It really, really fucking hurts.
They press the palm of their hand deeper into their cheekbone, biting back a hiss of pain. It's just a bruise. There's no fracture, they checked. It's just aâ
It pulses, horribly, and their breath hitches, and they can't do this anymore.
âJace?â They whisper, shakily.
The couch dips. JJ's hand rests on their shoulder. âHey. I'm here. What do you need?â
âHurts. Hurts."
âOh, Morri.â
He's rubbing their back. The pain doesn't stop. They want to cry.
âSound or light?â
âJJââ they reach out, unconsciously.
He grabs their hand, and tightens his grip. âRight here. I'm right here. Breathe. It's okay. It'll pass.â
âIt hurts, itââ
âI know, Morrigan, but you're strong enough to stop me in my tracks in a fight. You can do this. You just need to breathe.â
Breathe. In. Out. They force it, through the riot, the cacophony inside of their skull, and squeezes JJ's hand hard enough to leave a mark.
JJ never lets go. Not until Morrigan is relaxing, until the breaths have gone from tense and forced to shaky and quick. Not until their eyes are closing, systems begging for shutdown, for sleep.
âI'll be here when you come back,â JJ says softly.
Morrigan lays their head on his shoulder, the dull ache quieting as they fall into stasis.
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this is the first one I wrote for them. i regret nothing. enjoy!!
Yay for whumpee Simon!! I love whumpee Simon
whumperless whump event day 8: put your head on my shoulder! @whumperless-whump-event
migraine / light & sound sensitivity / âi can close the curtainsâŚâ
see this post for character information!
caretaker: Archie
whumpee: Simon
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âSimon! Iâm here and I have the takeout!â Archie chirped, letting himself into his friendâs apartment. It felt odd not crashing through the window for once.
As he passed the threshold, he was caught a bit off guard by the.. silence.
Simon was not a loud person, not at all, but he always at least had some kind of music playing or TV show on, and he even sometimes hummed his way through tasks around his home.
No, this eery quiet was wrong. It felt off.
âSimon? Did you hear me? Iâm here and I have your food! The sooner you get your butt out here, the sooner we get to have our Star Wars marathon!â He repeated, putting a little volume behind his voice.
Then, he heard it. An unmistakeable groan coming from Simonâs bedroom.
âSimon..?â
He set down the bags of takeout on Simonâs small table in the kitchen and padded over to the bedroom door. He tapped a knuckle against it.
âSimon?? I know youâre in thereeee,â Archie teased.
Nothing. No response. Not even a groan like before.
âDude, if you donât say something, Iâm coming in."
A beat.
Then 2.
âAlright, donât say I didnât warn you,â Archie murmured, before pushing open the door.
Suddenly, everything made a little bit more sense.
Illuminated by the afternoon light streaming through Simonâs windows, he opened the door to the sight of his friend curled up in bed, every pillow and blanket pulled around his head.Â
He let out a pathetic grunt.
âCould you talk any louder?â Simon muttered, pulling the bedding tighter.
Archie breathed a soft laugh as everything clicked. When he spoke again, he lowered his voice to a whisper.
âHow long have you have your migraine so far?â He asked, ignoring Simonâs hostile tone and sitting beside him on the bed.
ââŚA few hours now..â He mewled, throwing an arm over his eyes.
âThatâll do it,â Archie huffed. âWhy arenât your curtains closed? Canât imagine the light is helping much..â
âCouldnât.. I couldnât get up to close them..â Simon breathed, shuddering at the thought of leaving his cocoon of pillows.
Archie let out another breathy laugh. âAnd you get angry at me for not calling when I need help..â He murmured, getting up and taking care to shut every curtain tightly. He could see Simon visibly deflate as the piercing light finally let up.
â⌠Iâm sorry..â He said, voice muffled by the pillows.
âHm?â
Simon lifted his head slightly.
âIâm sorry.. for snapping earlier.. and for ruining the movie marathon..â He whispered.
Archie felt his heart clench in a way that he would have to decipher another time. No, for now, he just sat beside his friend and placed a warm hand on his back.
âDonât worry. This just means weâll take a rain check, and the next marathon will be twice as long.â
Simon let out an annoyed groan, but there was no heat behind it. In truth, he couldnât be more excited.
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Mana-sicknes.
Mages generate mana and need to regularly use magic. If it builds up too much, they get sick. Whether it's weakness, nausea, fever, or symptoms related to poison, erosion, or decay.
I've used this on a Whumpee of my own đ
Sounds delightful
this is so wonderful I'm dead
*Kicks down the door* YOU KNOW WHUMPY TROPES I LOVE SO MUCH BUT BARELY EVER SEE?
MAGIC FATIGUE/EXHAUSTION/OVERUSE.
Give me those sweet side effects of overusing magic:
Getting lightheaded and weak, struggling to stand let alone keep fighting
"Are you ok?" "Yeah I'm fine. *immediately faceplants because their legs can't support their weight anymore*"
F a i n t i n g
Physical injuries like burns, broken bones, etc
The risk of permanent damage either physically or mentally
Can I get uuuuhhhhh "loses a sense either temporarily or permanently depending on the severity of the overuse"?
Stopping their heart (cue the team scrambling to drag their dumbass friend back from death)
THERE'S SO MUCH YOU CAN DO AND I SO RARELY SEE IT.
"spiders"

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Hello there Bug!! I've been thinking about Archie and Simon a LOT they have a house in my brain I love them so much
So of course I have obtained some headcanons for them and I just wanted to know what you thought of them. So this isn't an ask exactly but I wanted you to see it :)
You have my permission 100% to make ANY of these canon of course (it would make me super happy but like you don't have to obviously)
SO OKAY onto the headcanons
Archie really loved fireworks pre-superpowers! As a kid he always got very excited to watch them because he had such an appreciation for the beautiful way they lit up the sky with vibrant colors and the way everyone around him seemed so joyful when they came. And after he got his powers he was more than a little heartbroken because he simply couldn't enjoy them any more without enduring excruciating pain every time he heard the booms.
Simon keeps so much Archie stuff at his house. A lot of it is for medical or comfort purposes, like ear muffs and weighted blankets for sensory issues or a million bandages and other med supplies LITTERING a bunch of rooms. But also. Some of it is just for fun, like souvenirs based on Archie's interests (Star Wars figurines?) and many many of his favorite foods all over the kitchen. You've already mentioned him keeping his favorite foods around so that's not really a headcanon but this is kind of an expansion on it
Archie has bad dreams. A lot of bad dreams. Usually he doesn't tell Simon about them, but he does talk to him. Simon can tell something is wrong, but he can also tell that it's purely emotional and that Archie isn't ready to share, so he doesn't pry. He just stays with him and talks to him about whatever he wants to talk about. He'll be ready eventually.
One time it came up in a conversation that Simon was a dog person who wanted to have a dog someday, one thing led to another, and he said he'd let Archie name them. Archie got SUPER EXCITED and decided he would take this job VERY SERIOUSLY and started brainstorming immediately and Simon eventually had to be like "okay I don't even have one yet and you need to take a breath"
As a sequel-headcanon to the first headcanon about the fireworks, Simon goes to fireworks shows whenever they're in his area, not because he particularly likes them but because Archie is always overjoyed when he comes back with blessedly soundless pictures and videos of the fireworks for him.
If you've read this far thank you so much I LOVE YOUR WRITING I LOVE YOUR GUYS
ANON THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I COULD HAVE OPENED MY ASK BOX TO. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT.
okay right off the bat. every single thing you said is canon. everything. you got their characterization EXACTLY right and if you ever have more headcanons about them or any of my other Guys PLEASE don't be afraid to send em in because this made my YEAR
under the cut i'll elaborate on them because they are genuinely. so perfect. anon you are so awesome.
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archie and fireworks:
headcanon IMMEDIATELY accepted. archie loves colorful things that sparkle. he LOVED fireworks as a kid. i'd even venture to say he liked how loud they are. he liked the crackly ones.
i feel like he'd look forward to every 4th of july just to see all of them.
the first 4th of july he had after he got his powers was. rough.
i'd like to think he didn't fully understand what his powers were for a while. he was only 7 after all. so maybe he thought it would be okay.
and then the first of the fireworks went off. and archie though his eardrums were genuinely exploding.
i also would like to think his mom wasn't that equipped yet. she didn't have noise cancelling headphones or anything like that, so that night archie spent the entirety of it in the closet, every blanket and pillow he had pulled over his ears, sobbing.
(don't worry it gets happier in the last one)
archie stuff at simon's place:
UGH THIS ONE IS SO SO GOOD. I GIGGLED AND SQUEALED WHEN I READ IT
so yes. absolutely yes. archie spends maybe 35% of his time in his own apartment and the rest is spent crashing at simon's because he just cant stay away
the thought of simon having things for archie's sensory issues makes me SO happy. he definitely has the weighted blankets and he also installed lights with different undertones that wouldn't give archie as much of a headache.
he has so much medical supplies. everywhere. he is perpetually tripping on first aid kits and empty boxes of gauze (don't worry. archie helps him clean up)
simon has also learned to anticipate archie's snack cravings. he knows exactly when he gets tired of goldfish and goes to pick up some oreos and peanut pretzels because he knows that's next in the rotation.
AND SIMON ABSOLUTELY HAS SOME STAR WARS STUFF. some of it was gifts from archie but also some of it was stuff he bought himself because it reminds him of his Friend. he has a little grogu plush that lives on his couch
archie and bad dreams:
this one is so sad but unfortunately very canon.
archie dreams of a lot of things.
sometimes, its a flashback of the day he got his powers. the excruciating pain. the guys that did it. the needle. those ones hes a little bit more open to talking with simon about. simon knows what happened to him. he's there for him.
the ones he won't tell simon about are the ones where he fails to save simon from something. its a recurring dream. different scenarios, but all the same outcome-- simon dies because he wasn't fast enough. he can't tell simon about those dreams but they eat him up inside. its a constant source of Stress for him.
they will talk it through eventually.
archie and simon's future dog:
i truly don't have much to add to this one because it was so perfect. EVEN THE DIALOGUE YOU HAD FOR IT IS SO PAINFULLY IN CHARACTER. JUST THE
"archie. archie please take a breath. there is no dog yet. archie please."
UGH this one made my heart so warm
archie and fireworks PT 2:
at first, i was like "mmm that probably wouldn't happen because simon doesn't like the fireworks either"
but then i realized that's what made it so good.
sure, simon doesn't really enjoy the fireworks all that much, but he can physically stand to go see them. its uncomfortable, but not unbearable.
so OF COURSE he would do that for archie. every 4th of july, simon sets archie up in his room, with pillows over the windows and doors to muffle outside noise. he gives him the soundproofing headphones and the weighted blanket and shuts off all the lights and then tells him
"stay here. i'll be back."
and he goes all the way across the city to get the best view of the fireworks and he videos the entire thing. all of it.
and the next morning, he and archie watch it together on the couch and archie has to fight his tears every single time.
because he never thought he'd find someone to go the extra mile for him. he never thought he'd find someone that loved him enough to do anything like this.
but he did.
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anon thank you so so so SO much. seeing people so excited about my boys genuinely filled me with such Glee. if you have ANY more, PLEASEEE send them. i promise my ask box is always open to you. i am forever in your debt. THANK YOU!!
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Whumperless Whump Event Day 5
Wheezing - whumpee Morrigan - 978 words
CW: panic attacks
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There is something in their lungs.
Morrigan is not programmed to panic. Unless it's on command, or necessary for the sake of appearance, they are not supposed to freak out. A level head and calm tones are perfect for dangerous situations. It is part of what keeps them away from the companyâthat they function as intended.Â
However, they are panicking.Â
It feels like⌠spiderwebs. Like something has built a nest in their artificial chest and all of the fans and cooling systems have become cluttered with the dust of its new resident. It feels like they are choking.
Which is why they're now standing in front of Jace's apartment, with the key he gave to them not even a week prior.
They knock. An error flashes onto their vision. It's a warning, low oxygen content. Soon enough, their cooling system are going to start complaining too. Overheating is a problem.
This whole thing is a problem, and the feeling of discomfort in their chest is making their hands shake as they push the key into the lock.
Morrigan has no god but the ones that put them together. But they pray to whatever is out there to let Jace be at home.
âWoah, hey, terminator, what'sâMorrigan? What's wrong?â Jace's face drops the moment he sees them. Concern is a rare expression for him, when he's speaking to them in particular.
They must be genuinely panicking now. âI can't breathe.â
âWhat? Come here, sit down, is it a technical thing? Why did you come to me?â
They are guided to the bed and the next breath they take is a horribly mechanical wheezing thing. But they run yet another diagnosis and their lungs are undamaged and unencumbered and they don't understand, they don'tâ
âHeyâMorrigan, you're psyching yourself out, you gotta relax.â
âI'm not supposed toââ they try to say, and their voice is glitched and wrong and they can feel Jace flinching away from him. âSorry, I don'tâknow what's wrong.â
âYou're alright. I think you're freaking out, is there something else? Did you check for, I dunno, a virus or some shit? Orââ
âNo. Not a virus. Just.â
Thereâs nothing left to do. There are no errors. No abnormalities within their lungs, no differences in their cooling systems, but they cannot breathe and the only person there to help is someone who hates them more than anything else in the world.
Something grabs their hands.
At first they flinch, but the grip is strong and unmoving and grounding. Jaceâs. Heâs there. They are not alone.
âI donât know how you breathe but Iâll give it my best shot, in for four beats, Iâll count. Come on. Hey. Breathe in for four.â
They try to follow. It catches, and wheezes out all in one breath, in one horrid mechanical jerk.
âAgain. Letâs try again. One, two, three, four, good, youâre doing great, now hold it for seven counts. Itâs okay. Itâs alright.â
They donât make it to seven, it rushes out of their lungs, but something in their head is clearing, somehow, and Jace doesnât seem afraid anymore. Just concerned.
Concerned for them. Thatâs⌠new.
âLetâs go again. Good. Hold for seven counts, then breathe out for eight. Youâre doing fantastic.â
The cycle continues. Jaceâs hands stay tight around theirs, his eyes level and calm, his voice soothing something inflamed deep in their chest. He⌠cares. Cares enough. Why does he care? Jace has no stake in this, could have just let them die, let them suffocate at his doorstep like a broken machine.
â--why?â they finally say, once his calm demeanor has shifted to something more like pride.
âWasnât so hard, was it?â he grins, all freckles and dimples and sunshine. âWhy what? Why couldnât you breathe? I think it was a panic attack, I get âem sometimes. Itâs fine. Counting helps.â
âWhy are you helping me?âÂ
It stumbles out like the wheezing of their breath, disjointed and hardly human. Jace doesnât look away. He seems⌠the crook of his eyebrows, downturning of his shoulders, slight flush on his cheeks, he seems ashamed. Guilty. âI wasnât gonna let you suffer, Morrigan. Iâm not that bad.â
âYou hate me,â they say, simply.Â
He huffs. âNo, I donât. Iâm just⌠human. Messy. Complicated. I donât like change, youâre a new thing, itâs complex. Iâm sorry I made you think that.â
They try to see past the lie. To put together the pieces of the past, the glares, the imbalance, how Morrigan would push down their own posture to give him the head of the scene, to give him all of the power in play, but for all of their training, they cannot deny the truth. Jace Vela Journey is telling them the truth.
âIâm sorry I scare you,â Morrigan manages. âI donâtâI tried not to, but itâs not easy when people know what I am.â
âItâs fine. You just came into my house hyperventilating. Seems pretty human to me.â
Morrigan canât help the eyebrow raise. Thatâs the first time anyone has referred to them as human-like outside of the purpose theyâre built for, the tool they have to be. âIf thatâs human, I am sorry for every single one of you.â
Jace just laughs. âSo are we, Morri. Thatâs pretty universal. You should take a break though, itâs not like youâre fine now. Just relax.â
âWhat did you call me?âÂ
âUh.â Jace winces. âMorri? Like Morrigan shortened? If thatâs not cool, I get it, Iâll go back to giving you robot nicknamesââ
âItâs fine,â Morrigan is quick to reassure. âI donât mind. Itâs new, but not unwelcome.â
âCool. Call me JJ, then?âÂ
It feels like a truce. A contract. When their alliance breaks a little bit from tenuousness and into something stronger. âAlright, JJ. Thank you.â
He grins, flashes a thumbs up. âDonât mention it. Take your shoes off, stay a while.â
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a teensy insight into their rocky relationship starting to fix itself. also origin of the nicknames!!!
Hi Seth! So you've mentioned before that Morri has very androgynous features and can easily present as masculine or feminine, and it seems like they're pretty chill about how someone refers to them too (like with "Tin Man")
So I want to ask: Have they ever been misgendered, and if so, how did they react? And if JJ was present, how did he react?
also as a bonus, same questions for JJ because why not
oh good question!! i love this ask!!! discussion of transphobic/homophobic behaviors under the cut as a warning:
Morrigan's not picky with gender presentation. However, they prefer using they/them unless specified differently. There was a moment, at a champagne event, where they were very clearly presenting as female--gorgeous slim dress with JJ as a masculine plus one--and a select few kept referring to them as he/him, rudely and on purpose.
JJ may or may not have spilled several glasses of wine on their clothes, champagne on their shoes, cake frosting on their backup suits, and candle wax down the front of their shirt (that one was legendary). Of course, it was all a terrible accident that they had to leave the party. (Morrigan was snickering in the corner to cover up how honored they were.)
JJ however is relaxed with pronouns but pretty consistent with presentation. He wouldn't mind being called she or they on occasion, and he does look very pretty in makeup or a skirt, but it's mainly because gender isn't as important to him as it is to Morri. If he were to get misgendered, he would laugh it off--if Morri were present... well. You know those videos of trans people who talk about their parents misgendering them, and it makes their parents look crazy? Morrigan turns around and questions their very mental state. It's an impressive show.
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thank you so so much for the ask!!!!!