"Holy Fuck, BRO, Sick HP Refs, Says A Passing Football Player." MY FAVORITE THING EVER

"“Holy fuck, BRO, sick HP refs,” says a passing football player." MY FAVORITE THING EVER

Check Please Ficlet: First Week

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BUT WHAT IF THERE REALLY ARE DRAGONS.

Holster pulls the cap off a Sharpie and circles three spots on the map.

“Aaaaaaaaaalll right. So, Giant bell tower penis in the dead center of campus? That’s Founder’s. Can’t miss it. You ever get lost, just think ‘giant penis’ and look up. What did Schmit say during our First Week, Rans? ’Let the dong that ding-dongs guide you.’ Guy was a fucking genius. Now, to get from Founder’s to the rink…just go here and here, right? And–oh–the Haus is over there. River side. You live in Norris which is admittedly out of the way, but just know that everywhere you could ever possibly need to go is north. Just walk along the river and you’ll be fine. Well. Mostly–if you want to go to Stop-&-Shop, there’s one south of you. But that’s Smelly Stop-&-Shop, which may make you vom on a cashier. But 'swawesome!” Holster smacks the map into Eric’s chest. “Bitty? You can now survive First Week.”

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Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.

happy coming out day!

Oh my gosh. If you're not writing this (and I hope you will!) somebody needs to!

if this were a fic it would be longer and also have a resolution

Next time they’re on the ice together, Kent’s still playing dirty.  Playing dumb.  He’s focused on stealing the puck from Jack, rather than playing strategically.

He checks Jack - it’s not legal, calls for some kind of penalty, but it’s common aggressive play - (I don’t know anything about hockey)….

Kent checks Jack, and Jack goes down, and they both know in a second, that this is a Serious Injury.  Could put Jack out of the game for good.

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Pooja Mor Femina India October 2014

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!