Roll A D20 For A Stupid Trait To Incorporate Into Your Next D&d Character

roll a d20 for a stupid trait to incorporate into your next d&d character

illiterate

speaks in a ridiculous accent

your setting’s equivalent of a scientologist

libertarian

takes every possible opportunity to talk about their dad

morally opposed to masturbation

writes fanfic about campaign relevant figures of your choice

insecure about their height

does nude sketches of their party members, entirely from imagination

investigates or attempts to identify things exclusively by licking them

sexually attracted exclusively to a weird thing of the player’s choice

divorced

takes every possible opportunity to talk about their mom

their primary weapon or arcane focus can talk, but is extremely annoying

avoids swearing at all costs

embarrassingly sex positive

their backstory is an elaborate lie they came up with to sound cooler

collects whatever the player decides is their slain enemies’ funniest body part

enthusiastically eats things like bugs and rats

flips a coin to make decisions, no matter how important

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fucks sake

honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…