feral-mannequin

feralmannequin

Autistic, mostly self-taught ("feral") artist from HBG, PA she/they just vibing and having a good time except for when I'm not.

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Fellow Long Boys Unite !!! (Oscar Says "hellow!!!")

A brunette nonbinary person with glasses, sitting on a futon and attempting to drink a chocolate, peanut butter, and banana shake. Oscar, the orange tabby cat, leapt across my lap and is being suspended at the waist by one of my arms hooked under him as my other arm tries to pull the shake cup away. But Oscar's front paws are grasping the sides of the cup, tipping it towards his mouth which is dipped into the cup as he licks the inside. His back toes are still extended from the force of his mouth. I am laughing and looking into the camera, and a very surprised tan pitbull is laying behind me, looking up at Oscar. Oscar is so incredibly long here. Just a massively long boy.

A photo of me holding Oscar the way he likes to be held, showing the sheer size of this massive orange cat. I am 5 foot 3 inches, and his upper half is draped over my shoulders while his back legs are bracing against my hips. My right arm is hooked under his butt, where most of his weight is being carried here. He is looking out the window in the door behind me, and the light from the window is highlighting his handsome creamy white mouth.

fellow long boys unite !!! (Oscar says "hellow!!!")

now availoble: Wembley, by the yarde! 😊👍📏

wembley, a black cat, is laying on his side on a hardwood floor. a yardstick lays nearby, parallel to his back, and he is nearly as long as it, including his tail! hes maybe 7/8 of a yard in this position, around 5/8 without his tail? Long. 👍

"now available: Wembley, by the yard!"

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8 months ago

A juvenile Yellow Crested Night Heron standing on the bush outside of a (dirty) window, looking simultaneously very dangerous and also very muppet. It has red orange round eyes and a devastating triangular yellow beak tipped in brown. Its feathers are dark brown with lighter brown flecks, and it has a crown of yellow-y tan feathers atop its head a bit like a feathery toupee. It is facing off to the side here but very much sees me. Help.

[gulp]

Another photo of the juvenile night heron, but here it is looking directly at me behind the glass. The face on shot is further evidence of how much of a muppet these guys are when they are baby.
The camera is zoomed in so the photo is not high quality, but I didn't want to freak this baby out too much. We didn't use our front door until it could fly back up to its nest.

oh no

The juvenile night heron is now looking directly into the window, crouching as if ready to extend its neck into the closest target. If I were one to anthropomorphize birds' facial expressions, I'd say this fella is threatening to call my manager. Its facial feathers just above its beak make it appear like it is furrowing its brows and glaring at me.

HELP!!!!!!

people dont fear herons as much as they should

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written from my grave posted from the afterlife the herons got me now my yard is full of me and crayfish remains apologies to this particular heron birds birdblr birds of tumblr heron yellow crowned night heron OP is a ghost herons please note the spider webs in my bushes because we love spiders here and if you don't then don't come over

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8 months ago

my most toxic autistic trait is that i can't stand when people say "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" because isn't it obvious? the egg! egg technology was invented far before anything that even resembled a chicken stomped and pecked its way onto the scene! egg technology facilitated organisms leaving the ocean full-time without having to return to the ocean to reproduce! it's a way to bring the ocean to you, in a handy little shell or amniotic sac or whatever! EGG!!!! EGG CAME FIRST!!!! CHICKEN IS RECENT!!!!!! EGG IS ANCIENT!!!!!!!

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autism sorry for this one egg evil autism ranting about something that doesn't matter but doesn't everything kind of matter are tags actually to help locate posts or are they more to establish tone because i don't seem to be good at doing either eggs are portable oceans thank you egg i love you egg put a sunny side up egg on your fresh white rice and mix it in you won't regret it egg technology

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8 months ago

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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8 months ago

Allie Cat, a brown tabby cat with some light orange tortoiseshell markings on her dense short hair, is laying happily on a warm pizza box on a desk. Her eyes are closed and her creamy white mouth appears to be smiling in a blissfully happy expression. One front paw is tucked into her chest while the other is extended out across the pizza box, showing her black and orange paw pads and the longer fur along the backs of her legs. Her back paws are tucked like bunny feet against the side of the pizza box.

Allie Cat's face behind a half-eaten piece of pizza I am holding up to the camera. Her green eyes are focused on the pizza with the focus of a golfer lining up a shot. Her pupils are huge. Her little pink tongue is poking out of her mouth as she delicately attempts to get a taste of the delicious pizza.

Hey Tumblr, could you please watch my cat for me while I go to the bathroom? Make sure she doesn't eat any of the pizza while I'm gone. I'll be right back!

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petblr pets of tumblr cats cat cute cat pizza pizza lovers tabby cat brown tabby rescue cats watch my cat for me please I'll just be a minute I'll be right back don't give her the pizza cats aren't supposed to have pizza please watch my cat I know she wants it but she can't have it ok thank you i love you bye bye am i good at tags yet am i at least OK at tags don't answer that i don't want to know

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8 months ago

Palestine campaigns with under a thousand donations

Trying a new tactic with the fundraisers on my pinned list. These campaigns appear to gain a lot more traction when the number of donations hits a thousand, so here's a way to highlight those that could use more. These have all been vetted by Palestinians on Tumblr. Just like the main list, I'll keep you all updated with how things progress, and as always, if you can't donate, reblog.

LAST UPDATED 8/16

Under 100:

Under 300:

Zaen and Yehya @mohammedshehab111 293

Under 500:

The Al Tibi family @mahmoudeltibi1 463

The Sharif family @amnehsharif10 432

Aya's family @ayaalanqarsblog 499

Amal's family @amlanqar 363

The Hor family @salahaldinhor

Under 700:

Ahmed's family @ahmed-ziad

The Ismaeel family @m0hammed1

The Sami family @eyadeyadsblog

Walaa's family @ahmed79ss

Under 900:

The Saftawi family @nadasaftawi

The Aburass family @samerpal 761

The Abushammaleh family @bshaeromars-blog 760

The Atalla family @mohammed-atallah

Nearing 1000:

The Shorbaje family @tahanibaby 951

1000 donations:

Amira's family @ameera-anq

The Khalaf family @mahmoudkhalafff

The Alnabih family @ahmedalnabeeh11

Ashraf's family @ashrafanqer

The Alostaz family @ahmed-ostaz

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