Lets Ignore That Fact That I Spammed The Notes On Your Side Blog Cause I Finally Got Around To Looking

Let’s ignore that fact that I spammed the notes on your side blog cause I finally got around to looking through it lol

Omg that's so totally fine 🤣 most don't know it exists since it's at the bottom of my bio but opening my notifications honestly brings me joy 💛

You guys know it's okay to send in asks....right? Cause I love hearing from you guys...

Breakfast Time

Karli Morgenthau x reader domestic au

Authors Notes: (P/N)- Pets name

"Babe?" You said sleepily while letting out a small yawn and feeling around her side of the only to come up literally empty-handed. "Baby?" You asked walking out of your shared room hearing a faint "In the kitchen love" prompting you to walk a bit faster down the hallway, barely sparing a glance at the pictures of the two of you with your (dog/cat) that decorated the walls.

"Whatcha making?" You said barely awake, giving her a hug from behind "I thought I'd make you something special" she said with a smile while leaning to the left to allow you to peak past her to see your favourite.  "God I love you" you mumbled, while she gave you a peck on the forehead "And I love you but I would also love a set table" she said while you laughed "So demanding" you mumbled while bending down to pet (P/N) before going to grab the plates. "I can feel you staring at my ass," you said while she only laughed.

Conversation's with John Bender while and before dating...

John Bender x gn! reader

A/N: Not my gif

John: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Y/N: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the school.

John, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Y/N: Your John Bender right?

John: You a cop?

Y/N: No.

John: Then yes, I am.

Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

John: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

John: Can I have some?

Y/N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

John: I have an idea.

Y/N: A good idea?

John: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

John: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?

John: Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*

Y/N: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

John: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Y/N: ... Don’t you mean benevolence?

John: No.

John: And what do I get out of this?

Y/N: I will give you a dollar.

John: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Y/N: How 'bout two dollars?

John: You got yourself a deal

John: Y/N taught me to think before I act.

John: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

John, upon learning how Y/N did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Y/N: Well, not really.

John: You’re just a liar.

John: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Y/N: Aww-

John: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Y/N: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

John: Awww, thanks-

Y/N: That’s not a good thing.

John: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Y/N: *running towards John with open arms*

John: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

John: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

John: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

John: Mine just says "John no."

Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

could i get a domestic!non flag smasher!karli x fem reader fic?

just aaaalllllll the adorable fluff you could think of

like y’know, making/having breakfast together and cute shit like that

please and thank you!

Thank you so much for the request! I have a few ideas bouncing around so I would love to!💛

Birthday Celebrations

K arli Morgenthau x (fem) reader

A/N: This was an ask but I made it sorta self-indulgent because my birthdays soon :) (P/G) - Parent/Gardian

“Happy Birthday love,” Karli said setting your breakfast down in front of you while you smile, stretching up to give her a kiss. “Thank you,” you said gazing lovingly at you while she took a seat beside you. “Remind me to call your (P/G) to say thank you after breakfast” she with a cheeky smile while taking a bite “My (P/G)?” you asked while taking a sip of juice. “For raising such an amazing daughter,” she said teasingly while finishing up her breakfast.

Headcanons:

She definitely makes you breakfast in bed although it may end up with either you helping her make it or her helping you eat it

Makes you a cake while you were out the day before with one of Mama Donya's old recipes

Probbaly gets you those sparkaler candles

If you have a pet she'll get them a little party hat while getting one for herself and anyone else who wants one

If don't want a big party she would either just invite close friends/family or would plan something for just the two of you

If you like bigger parties she would discreetly invite everyone the two of you knew for a surprise party

Would honestly be the best party planner and have all your favourite foods and decorate your shared apartment/house to the nines with your favourite coloured decorations

If you had to go to work before the party she would have flowers delivered to you

Probably brought you lunch

During the party, she would give you a gift with everyone else, saving the more personal gifts for later

Literally lets you do nothing all-day

Want a drink? She's already starting the car

Want a sweater? She giving you hers

She may or may not have written you a poem in the card she gave when the two of you were alone

Probably recorded you opening your gifts to add to your 'Home movie collection that had been rapidly growing from all the road trips and holidays that you to had spent together

After everyone leaves (Or your pet falls asleep) you guys cuddle on the couch while watching a movie with some leftover cake :)