Conversation's With John Bender While And Before Dating...

Conversation's with John Bender while and before dating...

John Bender x gn! reader

A/N: Not my gif

John: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Y/N: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the school.

John, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Y/N: Your John Bender right?

John: You a cop?

Y/N: No.

John: Then yes, I am.

Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

John: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

John: Can I have some?

Y/N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

John: I have an idea.

Y/N: A good idea?

John: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

John: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?

John: Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*

Y/N: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

John: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Y/N: ... Don’t you mean benevolence?

John: No.

John: And what do I get out of this?

Y/N: I will give you a dollar.

John: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Y/N: How 'bout two dollars?

John: You got yourself a deal

John: Y/N taught me to think before I act.

John: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

John, upon learning how Y/N did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Y/N: Well, not really.

John: You’re just a liar.

John: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Y/N: Aww-

John: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Y/N: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

John: Awww, thanks-

Y/N: That’s not a good thing.

John: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Y/N: *running towards John with open arms*

John: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

John: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

John: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

John: Mine just says "John no."

Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

First of all I absolutely love your writing! Secondly you just seem like the sweetest person ever. Maybe this is weird but I was wondering if it would be okay to dm you? Idk your exact age but I’m also a minor so it can’t be too far apart. No worries if you aren’t comfortable with that, I still love your blog!

Aghdvshdjdhdj omg thank you 😭 you are so freaking sweet and I'm glad you asked because my dms are always open 💛

You guys know it's okay to send in asks....right? Cause I love hearing from you guys...

Imagine being friends with the Weasley Twins part 2

Listening to them shout out what house the first years will be in during the Sorting ceremony ...

Going to Hogsmeade together...

Cheering them on when they enter their names in the goblet probably helping them out with their hair situation later...

Part 1

Part 3?

Convetsations While/Dating Peter Maximoff part 2...

Peter Maximoff x gn! reader

A/N: Not my gif

Y/N: I am going to need you to swear-

Peter: Shit.

Y/N:

Y/N: ...swear as in promise.

Peter: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Y/N: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Peter: We are not doing this!

Y/N: The first time Peter opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

Y/N: Can I have some water?

Peter: *starts chugging their water bottle*

Peter: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Peter: *spills water all over themself*

Peter, coughing: I don't have any water

Peter: Who's in charge here?

Y/N, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Peter: Welcome, fellow idiots

Y/N: Hey, Peter

Peter: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Y/N: You underestimate me

Y/N: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Peter: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Y/N , going over Peter's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Peter: Yes

Y/N: Okay... may I know what you create?

Peter: Problems.

Peter: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Y/N: You would eat yourself?

Peter: I wouldn’t even question it.

Y/N: What are your goals?

Peter: To pet all the dogs.

Y/N: No, fitness goals.

Peter: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Y/N: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Jean: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Peter: Smad.

Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Peter: Oh, I’m always running

Peter: The question is from what-

Part 1

I was wondering if you would write a Karli Morgenthau x reader (fem or gender neutral). Maybe where the reader is with Sam and Bucky when they run into Karli and the reader and Karli are throwing banter back and fourth while fighting? If not it’s totally okay!! Thank you and have a good rest of your day!

Of course! right now I'm working on a different fic but I'll get moving I promise!💛