he/himI exist purely for the extermination of all feyI kill dream invaders and people eaters, not kindly forest spirits
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When hunting down forest demons, do not burn down trees. Bribe them instead. I am business partners with 7 different trees.
Allow me to diversify your palette.
This is ■■■■■
This is what my dash looks like to me, right now. /lh
so, about peakcliff being able to have 3 dullahan at once
Railroad accidents happen because of the fey. Think about it, they have to cross them at our built crossing to stay safe. Why? Because the fey are weak to iron. And what do they do while they are crossing? They mess with human minds to cause accidents, to try to destroy our barrier and to punish us for daring to restrict them. They yearn for the destruction of rail to tear down the border wall between us and them. They possess politician minds or buy them out in order to make us make cars instead walkable cities are the enemy of the fey.
This is the TRUTH.
They want you to make trainjacks, to become carbrains, to mald and cope at the mention of climate change.
THIS IS THE TRUTH I CALL FEYS, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
Yeah this is funny
Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
Do not do so without at least the smallest hint of iron on your person. If you disappear into the forest make sure you have a reason lest the fey give you one.
I genuinely thought tumblr itself told me to delete it…
You should delete tumblr. Do it
My true mentor… my guiding moonlight…
me reading: ugh, another flashback chapter. i mean its not like i dislike this all that much but id really prefer to get back into the current events i was really into the thing that was happening in the story me writing: ooohhohhoh ehehehee. yesss this willb e a great palce for another flashback. oohhohoho this character remembers when they were a child annd their mother sang this little song for them hihhhihhi. its the only time they can ever remember having been held. also, Now I Can Do Worldbuilding.
Day 74 - Seija Kijin
Turn over, turn around, reverse, turn anything!
aminals
In the name of picky writers everywhere who don’t like using the same word multiple times in the span of several paragraphs, I spread thee.
site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
Holy heck it SHE
A maid of many talents