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On a trip to England and though I spent 7 years of my life here I hadn’t picked up the hobby until soon after I moved.

So I’ll be damned that these fey are an

Entirely.

Different.

BREED.

I bet a sludgelicking snotscamper is the cause of this

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

Do not do so without at least the smallest hint of iron on your person. If you disappear into the forest make sure you have a reason lest the fey give you one.

Railroad accidents happen because of the fey. Think about it, they have to cross them at our built crossing to stay safe. Why? Because the fey are weak to iron. And what do they do while they are crossing? They mess with human minds to cause accidents, to try to destroy our barrier and to punish us for daring to restrict them. They yearn for the destruction of rail to tear down the border wall between us and them. They possess politician minds or buy them out in order to make us make cars instead walkable cities are the enemy of the fey.

This is the TRUTH.

They want you to make trainjacks, to become carbrains, to mald and cope at the mention of climate change.

THIS IS THE TRUTH I CALL FEYS, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES