Tried Sketching Petula To Feel Something.

Tried sketching Petula to feel something.

Love me not being able to follow my own instructions bc I can’t edit tags on Tumblr for my phone browser, but I feel like Petula would get bored and leave, Bart would enchant my drink into some fucked up shit, Doc would SPILL my drink and make me mad, Gretchen would chug it, Dastardos and Pester would poison it, Seedos would also poison it, but it would be bc he’s paranoid that I’m stealing his seeds, I feel like Lottie would make me pay her, and Leafos would get distracted gossiping, so the safest option for me is Willy! He has a heart of gold, and would punch anyone who came within 6 feet of my piña-ta colada! (Does… does that pun work?)

walks into costolots to sell my 112489251512934193489 acorns and trips on the doorframe and they just go everywhere

#SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT GOTHAM KNIGHTS #BUT THIS WAS HILARIOUS #DICK FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE A BAT BEHIND BRUCE’S HEAD #DRAMATICALLY POSING AND GROWLING ‘I’M BATMAN’ #WHILE HIS OTHER AWFUL AWFUL CHILDREN GATHER ROUND TO ROAST HIM #TIM’S VOICE AS HE READS OUT ‘IN THE EVENT OF MY DEATH AT THE HANDS OF… CRAZYQUILT??’ #AND CRYING ‘YOU PROMISED WE’D HAVE DINNER TOGETHER AS A FAMILYYYYYY’ #AWFUL AWFUL CHILDREN ALLOF THEM

Dick to his 6’4” brick shithouse of a brother with resting bitch face: Little Wing! :)

am I finally free