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Love me not being able to follow my own instructions bc I can’t edit tags on Tumblr for my phone browser, but I feel like Petula would get bored and leave, Bart would enchant my drink into some fucked up shit, Doc would SPILL my drink and make me mad, Gretchen would chug it, Dastardos and Pester would poison it, Seedos would also poison it, but it would be bc he’s paranoid that I’m stealing his seeds, I feel like Lottie would make me pay her, and Leafos would get distracted gossiping, so the safest option for me is Willy! He has a heart of gold, and would punch anyone who came within 6 feet of my piña-ta colada! (Does… does that pun work?)
![Leafos Having The AUDACITY To Say This When Shes Standing 10 Feet Away From His HOUSE???????/!/!&//$8/9](https://64.media.tumblr.com/76097746dd8d2bd6215ad343ed2b8382/8252fa0e661dfeb0-59/s500x750/9efdef64c1feab8c8cbf9ca3ec8d5cfd412595d1.jpg)
Leafos having the AUDACITY to say this when she’s standing 10 feet away from his HOUSE???????/!/!&//$8/9
Dastardos being like :/ after hearing her say that right outside his ugly-ass curtains
![Leafos Having The AUDACITY To Say This When Shes Standing 10 Feet Away From His HOUSE???????/!/!&//$8/9](https://64.media.tumblr.com/76097746dd8d2bd6215ad343ed2b8382/8252fa0e661dfeb0-59/s500x750/9efdef64c1feab8c8cbf9ca3ec8d5cfd412595d1.jpg)
Leafos having the AUDACITY to say this when she’s standing 10 feet away from his HOUSE???????/!/!&//$8/9
AAAAAA thank you so much to everyone who participated in this poll, I was losing my shit cackling over your responses, and I can't wait to make some more as soon as inspiration strikes! 😈 (Also, we got 111 votes, and I think that's pretty nifty 👀)
As soon as I get a Captain's Cutlass, it's over for you bitches.
![As Soon As I Get A Captain's Cutlass, It's Over For You Bitches.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cee91c538dd4010135e925b41d67d695/91621e3828ce1233-8e/s500x750/707eefd4db67abb8c1a56fde2f3a2493dfc9e0f3.png)
![Tried Sketching Petula To Feel Something.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0fd2293101f2085c8727482c8886a23f/b9a6e5ec0978dce9-7e/s500x750/29bce8fb2399983a3e689706d8db4c7dfc000f34.jpg)
Tried sketching Petula to feel something.
Hey guys… is Willy Builder supposed to be a PUN???? As in, “Will he build ‘er?” Gaaaah I don’t knowwww FUCK IT I’m making a poll.
I WOULD NOW LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT ITS OVER FOR YOU BITCHES!!!!!
![I WOULD NOW LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT ITS OVER FOR YOU BITCHES!!!!!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c0fb574675b0308852d87c5709e4724/79cb02fa62dcc601-84/s500x750/5a10c6eb31e17a06d3ec3f2d1ea920e17e6f2574.jpg)
As soon as I get a Captain's Cutlass, it's over for you bitches.
![As Soon As I Get A Captain's Cutlass, It's Over For You Bitches.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cee91c538dd4010135e925b41d67d695/91621e3828ce1233-8e/s500x750/707eefd4db67abb8c1a56fde2f3a2493dfc9e0f3.png)
Hey guys!!!!! Guess what I’m doing to distract myself from the inevitability of death!!!!!!!!
![Hey Guys!!!!! Guess What Im Doing To Distract Myself From The Inevitability Of Death!!!!!!!!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/12f8cc75feb8c12f888fad96aa6b7015/74e37bc578160414-e6/s500x750/4ce68aaa66d3a8ad08c085cf93c286ebcfa6dc65.jpg)
![Decided To Actually Interact With Leafos For Once And She Said This!! Is This Known Viva Piata Lore?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1519cd75fd643b2ae3af1244114608b/7889d5637908604d-dd/s500x750/6a2fe6cf74c53c65e6d2ae4c19f46d4c6b91190c.jpg)
![Decided To Actually Interact With Leafos For Once And She Said This!! Is This Known Viva Piata Lore?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/861217b45e6f843ee73ecaa677ee49f6/7889d5637908604d-78/s500x750/c9562e4de4c8737c09fb14a08f156b013d8e0058.jpg)
Decided to actually interact with Leafos for once and she said this!! Is this known Viva Piñata lore? I’ve never heard anyone talk about it!
Thinking about how pissed Dastardos must’ve been when he found out about the shovel head. Like, if it was me, I wouldn’t be all hee hee, ha ha, easy come, easy go, I’d be out for fucking BLOOD.
After 10+ years, I’ve finally decided to try Trouble In Paradise.
![After 10+ Years, Ive Finally Decided To Try Trouble In Paradise.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fccfd1d2165f9f272ea2784a7bd7d9ca/308c8a25cd71dc57-87/s500x750/ef65d56d55948ca4ab64a512cfd1080e1f74cd77.jpg)
My thoughts upon playing Trouble In Paradise for the first time ever
I love the biomes!!!! A great natural expansion to the game’s world (and as a bonus, I looooove Dastardos slowly gliding from the desert to reap your piñatas, it’s just… cinema)
Truthfully, I like the vibes of the original better, it was more homey and cozy
wtf is the star-wars-blaster sound effect that plays whenever you leave the garden boundary 😭
Why does Pester come so goddamn often?? Like in the original I thought it was maybe once or twice every in-game week, but now it’s like almost every day, back to back???
P Factor is absolutely hysterical. I thought it was from Pocket Paradise or smth, so imagine my utter GLEE upon realizing it was right at my fingertips after seeing screenshots all over my dash
Not Professor Pester building a whole ass pipe system for the sour piñatas, and damaging the local ecosystem 🙄
all of the new piñatas are super fun and creative! Gotta love ‘em. Except for the Custacean bc it sounds too human when it’s sleeping and freaks me out
Leafos and Seedos’ running animations absolutely SEND me. The way that Leafos just Usain BOLTS across your lawn as the sun sets, just… why?
Pester killed my Macaraccoon but I was able to time it so that I sold the life and piñata candies before he could eat them, so who’s the loser now, huh?????
speaking of which, I’d never seen Pester’s piñata killing animations, so here’s what I have to say 1) him eating the candy is so fucking creepy. I hate it, I hate it so much. 2) him giving you the L and shouting VICTORY IS MIIIINE is so iconic, and made me laugh so hard it almost made up for him killing my piñata
the blimp randomly flying over your garden is so gd annoying I can’t stand it
everyone booing the sour P-Factor judges is god tier
Leafos’ lil happy dance is also god tier
Here’s another VP thing I didn’t know about until recently; Leafos does a lil dancey-dance sometimes!!
Hey y'all, I finally caved and decided to make a Viva Piñata sideblog, @vivaspinatas!! If you're like 'ummmmm who the hell is this,' you might remember me from my 'Which VP character would you trust with your drink' poll that I made a few months back, as well as my posts about trying TIP for the first time. 💖 If you're interested in seeing more of that stuff in the future, as well as my headcanons and general brainrot, check out the new blog! It's pretty empty rn, but I'm working on sprucing it up. :) Feel free to send me any asks, questions or comments you want!! 😈 (Within reason lmao)