How Many Ways Are There To Say "fuck Me Until I Need A Wheelchair?"

How many ways are there to say "fuck me until I need a wheelchair?"

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Merry Christmas @arsenicalikat. Your Steter secret Santa here! I hope you like your gift.

Title: Of Witches & Wolves

Fandom: Teen Wolf.

Pairing(s): Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski.

Rating: Mature.

Warning: Contains domestic violence in chapter 2.

Chapter: 2/?

Summary: Adjusting to life after the deaths of the crazed Alpha and Kate Argent, Scott and Stiles have barely gotten back to having normal lives when the monsters start to come out again, and not all of them are supernatural this time. Stiles learns a shocking secret about his mother and her side of the family.

@stetersecretsanta2021

Excuse me while I take my sweet time dragging my tongue over Daddy Amell's beautiful body.

ALL HAIL THE NERD KING

“I’m a big PC gamer, and so I spend a lot of my time role playing games in the fantasy genre. I’ve played The Witcher 3 through, twice. This is the kind of thing I do in my free time, so the opportunity to work on this (The Witcher) for real and make it my job as well and get paid for doing my hobby stuff, was ideal. I also wanted to make sure that Geralt was represented as accurately as possible.” Henry Cavill - #BigNerdEnergy.

You know what I wanna see? I wanna see more CEO Tim Drake. I wanna see Lex Luthor losing his shit every time when he's in the meeting with WE and Tim gets in the room with a suit more expensive then his. On a SKATE. Look at this kid. Just like fucking his clone son is not enough now he's wearing more expensive suits then him and stealing his customers. And calling Board Room 'Skateboard Room'. What the fuck,Bruce? If he takes one more meeting with that kid he's gonna lose hairs in his chest too.

Secretary: “Mr. Drake-Wayne will see you now, Mr. Luthor.”

Lex Luthor, sitting in one of the tiny leather chairs outside of the co-CEO’s office in Wayne Tower: “I’m sorry, I thought I was supposed to be meeting with Bruce Wayne.”

Secretary: “Mr. Wayne had an emergency and couldn’t make it. His son, Tim Drake-Wayne will be the one meeting with you today.”

Lex: *is flooded with memories of all the times he had to deal with this fucking kid and his stupid hair and his dumb puns and how wrangling him into a business deal is harder than arm-wrestling a Kryptonian and Jesus Christ, will someone please explain why he feels the need to wear Star Wars t-shirts under his suit blazers?? what is this, a goddamn DND tournament????*

Lex: “Yeahhhhh I’m gonna have to take a rain check.”