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STETER FIC REC LIST

(On board USF Steter)

Confession: This ship ate my summer away

3 AM (is where we begin) | cywscross | It’s three in the morning when Peter meets the love of his life. | Human!AU, age swap | rating: T | complete.

a lesson in kitchen etiquette | nezstorm | Who knew Peter hid master chef skills under his serial killer façade. | canon divergence | rating: T | complete.

a madness most discreet | cywscross | Maybe they’re a little too codependent these days, but they wouldn’t have it any other way. | not canon compliant, soulmates, violence, mentions of torture, implied non-con | rating: T | complete.

A Poverty Most Profound | synchronized_strangers | Peter plans revenge and raises Stiles. | canon divergence, underage, kinks, light d/s, rough sex | rating: Explicit | complete.

A Savage Harvest | Saucery | Peter reaps what he sows. | underage, non-con feels, ust | rating: M | complete.

a savage such as i | ahab2692 | “So what, are you taking me out to the woods to whack me? Is this the part of the movie where Al Pacino stares at the baby in the church while all of the henchman go out to slaughter his enemies? Because I kinda don’t want to die, and I definitely don’t want to be in pain. I’m not really a pain person. Well, okay, there was that one website that- No. Never mind. Shutting up now.” | dub con | rating: M | complete.

A Silver of Sunlight | LeeBlack | The last thing that Stiles expected to see after coming into his room was Peter Hale, back from the dead and apparently sane. Well, relatively sane, all things considered. | underage, violence | rating: M | complete.

All Times Are Now | 1001cranes | Stiles is a Selkie and Peter has his skin. | AU | rating:  T | complete.

Amends | AuntieClimactic | Where Peter spends twenty years in therapy and Stiles finds in hilarious. | future fic | rating: Explicit | complete.

An Animal in Your Care | taylorpotato | Peter is a horrible therapist, and decides he wants to raise the perfect murder baby. | Hannibal AU | rating: M | complete.

Anchor | ladyoneill | After the sacrifice and committing to becoming Scott’s Emissary, Stiles begins to suffer the effects of the Nemeton to the point that it becomes so dangerous he needs a physical and emotional anchor or he might just destroy the world. It has to be a werewolf, more importantly one with the age and experience to help him control his wild emotions and bring him back into balance. There’s really only one choice. | canon divergence, underage | rating: M | complete.

At the End of All Things (What Is Another Sin?) | Ceris_Malfoy | The first year of her solitary existence had been all about survival. The second year was learning how to want to survive. And then the wolf arrives. | Zombie Apocalypse!AU, fem!Stiles, attempted rape, dub-con | rating: M | complete.

Be Still My Heart (I’m Only A Moment Away) | Ceris_Malfoy | “If you were mine, I’d stay until the very bitter end,” she murmurs quietly, rapid-fire heartbeat never once giving off that betraying stutter that comes from lying, before pulling back and leaving. | not canon compliant, fem!Stiles | rating: T | complete.

Be the Serpent Under’t | Saucery | A young Gryffindor ventures into the Chamber of Secrets… in his dreams. | Harry Potter!AU | rating: T | complete.

betrayed by bones | veterization | Stiles stumbles into wolfsbane that forces him to seek out contact from a particular person to stay alive. That person just happens to be Peter. Stiles hates his life sometimes. | underage | rating: Explicit | complete.

Beware of Sharp Memories | WhereDestiniesMeet17 | Stiles is born able to remember all his past lives. After Claudia dies, he tries to forget all about his abilities. This makes things worse and better. | violence, captivity | rating: M | complete.

Beware the Dark Pool | AuntieClimactic | After, when Stiles was trembling, stretched out naked on his bed, breathless and anxious from what they had just done, he turned to Peter, thoughtful. “What were you like? Before.” He asked. Peter smiled. | rape, dub con | rating: M | complete.

Call My Name | KuoriArashi | After moving to Beacon Hills, Stiles starts having recurring dreams of a man in some kind of prison, who needs his help. Things get so bad that he ends up in Eichen House, where he finds out that the man is real. | AU, spark!Stiles, mental health issues | rating: M | complete.

Can’t Wipe That Blood Right Off Your Hands | ladypigswagon | He’s chased Peter across infinite lifetimes; he’s seen Peter in infinite forms. Werewolf is a first though. And it’s not even Peter at his most dangerous. | soulmates!AU | rating: T | complete.

Certain Dark Things | Saucery | Peter Hale is the best-worst father-husband ever. | non-canon compliant, possessive!Peter, underage!Stiles, ust | rating: M | complete.

chasing tails series | nezstorm | Peter was sixteen when he found Stiles. | AU, fox!Stiles | rating: G | WIP.

Chosen | cywscross | Stiles has waited over five thousand years for his first Chosen but even he didn’t expect someone as troublesome as a werewolf with a vendetta the size of Russia. | AU, phoenix!Stiles, alpha!Peter | rating: T | complete.

Clever Boy series | abluemountainashtardis | Peter never bit Scott, but Stiles still managed to get too involved with the murder cases. If only he weren’t so smart. | canon divergence, underage, non-con, violence, mild gore, kidnapping, stockholm syndrome | rating: Explicit | WIP.

Common Blood | 1001cranes | In a post-apocalyptic the Argents provide organ transplants for a hefty price. Sometimes they help people like Erica Reyes, sometimes they use people like Derek Hale. (Chapter Three is the story of Peter and Stiles). | AU, drug use, knifeplay, gore, bdsm, implied rape | rating: Explicit | complete.

Devil of Mercy | KouriArashi | Peter’s heard people talk about what it felt like when they saw their mate for the first time, from those who actually believe in the mystical bullshit. Like a magnet, like gravity. Peter just feels sharply curious. | canon divergence, prostitution, past sexual assault | rating: Explicit | complete.

don’t you see baby this is perfection | rain_of_stars | Stiles’ tendency to be shamelessly attractive is going to get Peter killed one of these days. | underage sex | rating: Explicit | complete.

drowning in the sea of you | Corpium | Beacon Hills was perfect for Stiles growing up, but now, with werewolves, hunters, and an anxious best friend running around, it’s turning into a place too chaotic for an empath like Stiles to handle alone. And pain killers can only go so far. | canon divergence, empath!Stiles | rating: M | complete.

Extending Passing Period | veterization | Stiles needs a distraction from economics class. Peter is there to provide that distraction. | PWP, underage | rating: Explicit | complete.

Fear (Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Fight) | azerblazer | Peter is the damsel in distress, the Sheriff is the hostage, random unnamed hunters are the bad guys. Stiles has a bat, a hoodie and a willingness to do anything to protect those he’s loyal to. Bring it on. | mentions of violence | rating: M | complete.

Feet on the Dash | veterization | It’s strange, because to the random unknowing passerby they’re just two friends, maybe even family members, taking a road trip in the middle of a sweaty, endless June, but Peter’s an ex-serial killer werewolf and Stiles is a little puny human who’s eating all the chips like Peter won’t rip his throat out if he eats the whole bag without sharing. The road trip part, however, is true. | underage sex | rating: Explicit | complete.

Finders (Keepers) | Saucery | What if Peter had remained the Alpha? Consider this a pornographic outtake from that alternate universe. | canon divergence, d/s, dirty talk | rating: Explicit | complete.

Five Times Peter and Stiles Troll the Pack | nezstowm, taylorpotato | And one time the pack catches on. | underage, dirty talk, daddy kink | rating: M | complete.

further out than you thought | walksbyherself | Stiles dreams of the white room and the Nemeton. Peter dreams of being alpha again. The roads to power take us to strange places. | canon divergence, violence | rating: M | complete.

Gamer Trash series | taylorpotato | Peter and Stiles play the same MMORPG. After Stiles moves away from Beacon Hills and goes to college, he and Peter start raiding together by accident. | future fic, first time, cybersex, light bdsm, daddy kink, past self harm | rating: Explicit | WIP.

Get Off (Me) | KouriArashi | Stiles hates being left behind with Peter while the pack is fighting monsters, because he never knows exactly what Peter will get up to. | canon divergence, dub-con, non-con, different kinks | rating: Explicit | complete.

Getting Schooled | veterization | Mr. Hale is a pretty creepy English teacher, Stiles thinks, but he also happens to have a great ass. | student/teacher AU, underage sex | rating: Explicit | complete.

give the devil his due | cywscross | Peter accidentally summons a demon. Most people would be terrified. Peter is not most people, so it’s probably rather fortunate that Stiles is not most demons either. | AU, young!Peter, demon!Stiles | rating: T | WIP.

Gold Digger Universe | taylorpotato | Peter and Stiles hook up on a sugar daddy dating website. Here’s the ensuing love story, told through chat screenshots and text messages. | AU, daddy kink | rating: M | WIP.

Happy Endings fake fight | 1001cranes | When Stiles was in college it seemed like all they did was fight. They’d gotten a reputation for being that couple. And they preserve it. | AU | complete.

He Throws Himself Against You, Like the Sea Crashing Over a Jagged Shoreline + companion piece | taylorpotato | Peter and Stiles have each other’s names on their wrists. Fate has a sadistic sense of humor. | soulmates!AU | rating: M | complete.

He’s mine | Miscellaneous_Subtext | The best part of Professor Hale’s day is when Stiles walks into his office. | student/teacher!AU, office sex | rating: Explicit | complete.

Head Games | veterization | Peter starts messing with Stiles’ head when he starts making sexual innuendos and staring at his ass too long. Stiles fights all the implications tooth and nail. | underage sex | rating: Explicit | complete.

Home Coming | Flammenkobold | After the situation with Matt at the police station escalated, Peter offers the bite to a vulnerable Stiles again and takes him away from Beacon Hills. Ten years later Stiles returns with a plan and news of an ongoing werewolf war. And no one is sure how much they can trust their old friend - for good reasons. | minor character death, violence, mentions of torture | rating: T | complete.

Hunger More Profound | Ashentongue | Peter plays the long game to gain power while Stiles just wants to make it through school alive with his friends. Interrupted by the impending apocalypse, neither of them gets what they want, forced to band together in a struggle for survival. | Zombie Apocalypse!AU, blood, gore, magic!Stiles | rating: M | WIP.

i am addicted to death (so remind me what it’s like to live) | cywscross | Stiles is sixteen years old. He has already died seventy-eight times. | canon divergence, suicide, murder, alcohol abuse, ptsd | rating: T | WIP.

I See Your Heart in the Darkness of Me | demonkatgurl17 | A chance encounter with Peter Hale leaves Stiles wanting more, but regret might be coming his way. | underage, d/s undertones | rating: Explicit | WIP.

if you let my soul out (it’ll come right back to you) | ToAStranger |  Stiles finally stops denying his husband’s infidelity to himself. | infidelity, Sterek and Petopher side pairings | rating: Explicit | complete.

in these hands I’ll hide | veterization | It takes Peter ten years to realize he might have a problem. He leaves Beacon Hills and accidentally ends up finding Stiles. | future fic | rating: Explicit | complete.

Intrusive Thoughts | Corpium | Where Jennifer haunts Stiles and plays matchmaker by running suggestive commentary about him and Peter. | canon divergence | rating: M | complete.

it fit me like a glove | 1001cranes | There are probably plenty of universes where Stiles isn’t a murderer. This just isn’t one of them. | AU, serial killers, underage sex | rating: M | complete.

Itty Bitty Ditty Committee: Teen Wolf | moonstalker24 | A collection of one shots featuring Steter in different settings. | rating: G | WIP.

Joker | Unloyal_Olio | Sometimes, when they’re close like they are now, Stiles wonders if Derek is seducing him. He wonders if the fingers rubbing calming circles into his thigh and the warm, salty breath against his neck are maneuvers to earn his trust. He wonders about Derek’s plans, if—once he has Stiles fooled—Derek will rip his throat out. The thoughts might seem paranoid, except that’s exactly what Stiles did to Peter. | Steter is a past side-pairing, but it is glorious, canon divergence, alpha!Stiles | rating: Explicit | complete.

just like the ocean under the moon | rain_of_stars | When they find the alpha pack, Stiles is calling first dibs. Because trying to kill them all is one thing, but making Peter follow him around like a creepy undead puppy is unforgivable. | underage sex, dub con | rating: Explicit | complete.

Keep On the Sunny Side | GiggleSnortBangDead | It’s like a Tarantino revenge flick, but worse. It’s all a little cliche but, hey, they gotta kill Kate Argent. | not canon compliant, lots of side pairings, serial killers, gore, voyeurism | rating: Explicit | complete.

Kismet | cywscross | They meet in the hospital, two broken souls with nothing left to lose. It’s the best thing to ever happen to either of them. | canon divergence, ptsd | rating: T | complete.

Less Defined | Febricant | Stiles calls the shiver he gets a chill, because to call it anything else is… well. There are variant definitions of wrong, but most people would agree on this one. | underage, dub con, kinks | rating: Explicit | complete.

Looks Like the Devil’s Here to Stay | taylorpotato | The saying goes ‘keep your friends close and your enemies closer’ but that probably doesn’t mean you should fuck your enemies on a hospital rooftop while they are covered in blood. | canon divergence, Steo side pairing, infidelity, mild dub-con, bloodplay, daddy kink | rating: Explicit | complete.

Lucky Penny (Tastes Like Copper on Your Tongue) | pibroch | When Peter woke up, he spent a good fifteen or twenty seconds earnestly wishing that whatever had hit him had the courtesy to kill him outright. | not canon compliant, murder husbands, alpha!Peter, dark!Stiles, violence, implied character death | rating: M | complete.

Mating Rituals of Modern Werewolves | bitchinachinashop | Stiles finds out about werewolf courting rituals during his Emissary training and decides to court Peter, much to Peter’s surprise and delight. | rating: T | complete.

Name | Corpium | When Stiles goes back in time to save Paige and stop Gerard, he doesn’t expect Peter Hale. | time travel, young!Peter, magical!Stiles | rating: M | complete.

Night-blooming Flowers | imriebelow | Peter always gets what he wants. Stiles learns to live with it. | Mythology!AU, kidnapping, stockholm syndrome | rating: G | complete.

no moral compass, pointing due north | AuntieClimactic | “I certainly didn’t suggest anything untoward,” Peter says, honestly perplexed but hiding it by widening his eyes innocently. “I can’t help it if you overreacted to my natural sexual magnetism.” | rating: Explicit | complete.

None of These Things (Are Happening) | Horribibble | After years away, Stiles returns to Beacon Hills just in time to put Isaac’s insides back where they belong. It’s cute how people think he’s trustworthy. | canon divergence, druid!Stiles, maniacs in love | rating: Explicit | complete.

Not All Bad, Not Bad At All | Mayhem | Stiles’ family is having money problems, and Peter has the solution to help…even if Stiles is rather adamant about not taking money from his boyfriend. | implied underage sex | rating: T | complete.

Our Imperfect World | taylorpotato | Not long after his eighteenth birthday, Peter wakes up with a small, white scar on his finger. After the fire at the Hale House, Peter’s subsequent coma, and death, he comes back to life to find that his mate has developed a crippling case of agoraphobia. | soulmates!AU, violence, underage sex | rating: Explicit | complete.

Our Skin, Our Bones, Our Silent Poems | taylorpotato | Peter is a Deaf werewolf. Stiles is a Child of a Deaf Adult. They’re a kind of unlikely pair. | canon divergence, deaf!Peter | rating: Explicit | complete.

Paper Doll | DerangedBlackKitten | Stiles supposes he doesn’t mind Peter’s visits. It brings a nice change from the facility’s usual routine of group therapies and medication adjustments — but then Peter shows up wanting to drag Stiles back to Beacon Hills to deal with the next big shit storm and Stiles hasn’t even recovered from the last one. | canon divergence, mental health issues, self-harm | rating: M | WIP.

Play | weardodo | 5 times the pack was clueless (and the 1 time it was kind of obvious) | underage | rating: M | complete.

Prison Break | cywscross | The last time Peter was locked up and abandoned, he went crazy and killed a bunch of people. Stiles can’t understand why anyone would consider it a good idea to repeat history. So he decides to do something about it. | canon divergence, violence, mentions of torture | rating: T | complete.

Prosopagnosia | cywscross | Prosopagnosia (prŏs′ə-păg-nō′zhə, -zē-ə) n. – An inability or difficulty in recognizing familiar faces; it may be congenital or result from injury or disease of the brain. | Soulmates!AU | rating: T | complete.

Pulled Taut | Corpium | When his father gets kidnapped, Stiles goes to Peter for help. | canon divergence, violence, slight dub-con | rating: M | complete.

Put On Your War Paint (Our Time is Running Out) | Ceris_Malfoy | Peter said he needed a pack to deal with the Argents, but he doesn’t have one. Yet. Stiles can’t let the man drive off to certain death and/or madness, not if he can help. | canon divergence | rating: T | complete.

Reluctant Allies With Benefits | veterization | Peter suggests he and Stiles start having no strings attached sex. It’s that simple. No, really, it totally is. Stiles will make sure of it. | rating: Explicit | complete.

Roommate Wanted: No Supernatural Creatures Allowed | veterization | Stiles is in college, living in a pleasant apartment, and absolutely does not need a roommate. He ends up getting one anyway, and as luck would have it, his roommate turns out to be Peter. | future fic | rating: Explicit | complete.

Sail With Me (Into the Dark) | Ceris_Malfoy | “You’re lying,” he says, begs. “Please tell me you’re lying.” “Why would I lie, Stiles?” Peter asks calmly. “What would it matter now? I’m dead.” | canon divergence, underage, ghost!Peter, magic!Stiles, dub con | rating: M | complete.

Schrodinger’s Wolves | wynnebat | Talia learns of her pack’s fate and seeks out a way to change the future. | time travel!AU | rating: T | complete.

Shadow Games | E_Loveless | Where Stiles is a demon and overhears a murder plot. | AU, pre-slash | rating: T | complete.

Silence of the Lambs AU | 1001cranes | A drabble where Peter is Hannibal and Stiles is Clarice. | AU | rating: T | complete.

slam on the accelerator (it’s a long way down) | Corpium | When Stiles inadvertently awakens the Nemeton (with no small help from Peter), he carves out a new place for himself in Beacon Hills. | canon divergence, magic!dark!Stiles, dub-con, torture, murder, blood kink | rating: Explicit | complete.

Something I Can Never Have | KouriArashi | It’s been over five years since the last time Peter Hale left Beacon Hills, when Stiles shows up on his doorstep. The pack has been killed, Stiles is the only survivor, and Peter is going to help him get his revenge whether he likes it or not. | major character death, violence | rating: Explicit | complete.

Spinning Gold | Horribibble | Stiles finds himself locked in the highest room of the tallest tower, and he knows that when they come for him at dawn, it will still just be a room filled with straw. Until Peter messes everything up. | Fairytale!AU, implied mpreg | rating: Explicit | complete.

steel bars and blood-slick hands | Corpium | When Deaton whisks Peter’s burnt, gasping body away to Eichen House, everyone else pays the price, Stiles most of all. | canon divergence, magic!Stiles, alpha!Peter, murder | rating: M | complete.

steter week prompt fills | nezstorm | A collection of individual one-shots with their own ratings and warnings. Some are smut, some are fluff, some are gory. | AU, kinks | complete.

Stiles Stilinski: Wolf Whisperer (and Provider of Pop-Tarts) verse | ChuckleVoodoos | Stiles realizes that Peter might, in fact, be in need of a friend. And what better candidate than Stiles himself (accompanied, of course, by delicious pastry treats)? | pre-slash, fluff | rating: T | complete.

Stiles the Consulting Supernaturalist series | Corpium | Where Stiles and Peter work for a firm dealing with supernatural creatures. | rating: M | complete.

Still Catch The Tide | ScatteredMuse | Stiles is drawn to the sea but he doesn’t quite remember why until he finds something Peter’s hidden from him. | AU, selkie!Stiles | rating: M | complete.

stone/sponge | 1001cranes | Peter has a taste for the all-consuming; he doesn’t find it at all strange to be in the minor percentage of werewolves who have mates. | mates!AU | rating: M | complete.

Successfully Cheating Death (Twice) | veterization | Turns out, Peter’s resurrection wasn’t as permanent as expected. Unfortunately for Stiles, he wants to see Peter live. | underage | rating: T | complete.

Surviving Peter and the Zombie Apocalypse | Nopennamesleft | It’s the end of the world and Stiles has run out of luck. He saves a werewolf from certain death. Will they begin to rely on each other to survive or will the wolf just eat Stiles for a midnight snack? | AU, dark | rating: M | complete.

Sympathy for the Devil | KouriArashi | Stiles gets a job as a hospital orderly and finds himself becoming strangely attached to the catatonic man on the long-term care ward, and finds out that there’s a lot more to Peter Hale than there seems. | canon divergence | rating: M | complete.

Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind | kototyph | Wherein Peter is quite pleased with himself, Laura and Derek are innocent (horrified) bystanders, and Stiles is missing some clothes. | AU | rating: T | complete.

Temporary Claim | run_for_me | Some, of course, are off limits. Queen Talia and her husband have their special favorites who join their marriage bed from time to time. Laura has several young strapping men that are hers and hers alone. Even Derek has a few favorites—the quiet ones, the sweet ones. Peter? The Duke only has one. | AU, mild dub-con | rating: M | complete.

Terrible Disastrous Things | Rrrowr | Where Stiles gets the anxiety fucked right out of him. | pwp, d/s undertones | rating: Explicit | complete.

The Blood Smeared Between Us | taylorpotato | Stiles is a violent psychopath that poses as a normal, awkward teenager. Peter has never tried to understand the difference between right and wrong. Their relationship has a running body count. | canon divergence, bloodplay, daddy kink | rating: Explicit | complete.

The Check List series | Rrrowr | Peter and Stiles develop a friends with benefits kind of relationship where Peter helps Stiles experience a series of firsts, one by one. | rating: Explicit | WIP.

The eyes glaze once | 1001cranes | Peter gets to have his boy and eat him too. | AU, Immortal!Stiles | rating: Explicit | complete.

The Husbands Hoax | veterization | Stiles and Peter pretend to be married For Survival. | fake underage marriage | rating: Explicit | complete.

The Love Thieves | Malapropian | For the space and time of each meeting, they’re in love. During those hours, Stiles can trust Peter not to hurt him in ways he didn’t ask. The rest of the time, they’re barely even friends. They should have remembered, once unleashed, love can’t be denied or controlled. | consent issues, bdsm | rating: M | complete.

The Only Sound | Horribibble | Stiles becomes acutely aware of the weight and vibration of his voice in his throat. He knows what volume feels like, and understands the intricacies of modulating it through context clues. If his voice shakes at first, no one seems to notice much. Except Peter. | canon divergence, deaf!Stiles | rating: M | complete.

The Raven and the Wolf | Flammenkobold | Peter Hale used to kill people long before the fire, Stiles’ mother helped him (and sometimes he helped her) and they were the best of friends. | not canon compliant, child abuse, rape, suicide, murder | rating: T | complete.

The Spark and The Wolf | ladyoneill | Peter and Stiles are drawn to the Nemeton and a bond that formed between a spark and a wolf on a certain night in a garage grows stronger.  | canon divergence, magic!Stiles | rating: Explicit | complete.

The Undone and the Divine (Such Selfish Prayers) | Ceris_Malfoy | Peter’s taken his time with Stiles, coaxed him gently into trust, into lust, into something that is so much more like dependence than love, and it works for them, but it took time, so much time. Time to tame the boy, time to teach him how to please Peter, how to want to please Peter. Almost too much, but it’s worth it now, to finally reap the reward of his meticulous labors. | underage sex, bdsm, daddy kink, pwp | rating: Explicit | complete.

The Unexpected Marriage of Peter Hale | moonstalker24 | This is the story of how Peter gets married without technically dating anyone. | Tea Shop!AU, not canon compliant, fluff | rating: G | complete.

These Are Your Words | migratoryslashfan | Stiles has five little words marked into his skin, Do you want the bite? | Soulmates!AU | rating: Explicit | complete.

they will know us by the trail of dead | cywscross | True mates should never be torn apart. Let this be a lesson to the world. | canon divergence, soulmates | rating: T | WIP.

To Catch a Fallen Star | cywscross | Stiles falls. It is not as great a tragedy as he thought it would be. | AU, star!Stiles | rating: T | complete.

To Save Them All | Goldenpetal13 | Stiles finds a way to go back in time to change the past and save them all, to give them a future. | time travel!AU, violence, dub-con, underage | rating: M | complete.

tomorrow is another day | cywscross | It starts the way it always starts with Stiles – a combination of curiosity, a thirst for new knowledge, and practicality. He ends up making a career out of it. | AU, spark!Stiles | rating: T | WIP.

touch my mouth and hold my tongue | thatfire | Peter is lies and sharp tongued, strong bones and bright eyes. And Stiles is drawn to him like a moth to a flame. | rating: Explicit | complete.

Unfortunate Beginnings | cywscross | ‘Not you; you’re not the one I want.’ Those words have been with Stiles for as long as he can remember, an unwanted brand printed over his left ribcage. | Human!AU, soulmates | rating: T | WIP.

Untitled | Corpium | College comes and goes, and by the end Stiles decides he’s seen it all. Which is, of course, the moment something new happens. He gets a fanclub. | rating: T | complete.

Untitled | ToAStranger | When two packs combine power, it should be cemented by marriage. | not canon compliant, arranged marriage } rating: T | complete.

Untitled | ToAStranger | Stiles is Derek’s soulmate, but he loves Peter. | soulmate!AU | rating: M | complete.

Untitled | wellhalesbells | Stiles makes a deal with Peter: help in exchange for Peter’s freedom. | rating: T | complete.

Wake Me Up | ToAStranger | Stiles has been in a coma for six years. Now he’s awake. | magic!Stiles | rating: Explicit | complete.

Waves that rolled you under | radishwine | Peter has the good sense to get the hell out of town after killing Laura. He drives up the Pacific coast to the old Hale cabin and stays for a while. | AU, merman!Stiles | rating: T | complete.

When the moon is round and full | RichAtSin | Right there in his living room, Peter is lounging, legs splayed out all comfortably on his couch. What the fuck. | porn with plot, underage | rating: Explicit | complete.

You’re Mine, Valentine | RichAtSin | In which Peter decides to court Stiles, and does so by leaving him hearts. Bloody ones. | blood and gore, psychopaths in love | rating: M | complete.

Your Boldness Stands Alone Among the Wreak | ladypigswagon | Peter Hale’s last three murders have been gruesome odes to Stiles and this one is no different. | Human AU, fbi agents and serial killers, blood, gore | rating: T | complete.

Your Heart on Your Sleeve | cywscross | Stiles is an empath, and it’s just his luck that he’s surrounded by broken people. | canon divergence, violence | rating: T | complete.

your last white lie (everything is not alright) | snowdarkred | Stiles says yes, and things go downhill from there. | canon divergence | rating: T | complete.

+ That one story where there’s no pairing, but which still brings heartache

Man’s Best Friend (is Not Always a Dog) | cywscross | Peter didn’t loose everything to the fire. Stiles refuses to lose at all. | non-canon compliant, wolf!Stiles | rating: T | complete.

Teen Wolf Au Ideas

 ( ) = You can consider this bit extra.

❥  Au where Boyd, Erica, Allison and Aiden live. 

Them, Jackson, Isaac, Ethan and Peter all stay in the pack. 

The McCall pack becomes the strongest one around.

❥ Au where Scott, Stiles, Lydia, Allison, Jackson, Isaac, Kira and Liam are all vampires. 

Peter, Derek, Boyd, Erica, Aiden, Ethan, Danny and Malia are all werewolves.

The Hale pack and the McCall flock are competing over the same territory.

(Ethan and Danny are mates. Boyd and Erica are mates.)

(Scott and Allison are mates. Lydia and Jackson are mates.)

(Peter imprints on Stiles. Malia imprints on Kira. Aiden Imprints on Isaac.)

❥ Au where everyone is a son/daughter of a Greek god/goddess.

Lydia and Erica are daughters of Aphrodite. Liam is the son of Apollo. Aiden and Ethan are the sons of Ares. Allison and Kira are the daughters of Artemis. Stiles is the son of Athena.

Jackson is the son of Dionysus.

Derek is the son of Hades. Boyd is the son of Hephaestus. Malia is the daughter of Hera. Isaac is the son of Hermes. Danny is the son of Hestia.

Scott is the son of Poseidon.

Peter is the son of Zues.

Stiles had a huge problem.

The slender human stood in the middle of Derek’s loft, eying both the sourwolf and his cocky uncle, both of the werewolves demanding that he finally choose one of them to be his mate.

Normally Stiles scoffed at the idea of love triangles, believing that they were just a horrible teen romance novel trope, yet there he was: stuck between deciding between Derek and Peter. And, unfortunately, it was not an easy choice to make.

Derek was closer to his age, and he was the classic brooding hunk who rarely smiled. His body was blessed with muscles and he had this smoldering look that melted Stiles’s heart. And, he’d even seen his cock once, and dare he say it, it was impressive. The two of them had been on the same side through multiple supernatural excursions. Although Derek was much more guarded, he’d eventually began to make it known that he wanted the human, starting out subtly by casually brushing up against him, to more brazenly by sneakily holding his hand while at pack meetings.

Then there was Peter, who was older and much more experienced. His lean muscle was extremely attractive, as was the slight grays that were starting to appear in his sideburns. Peter also had some chest hair and his worldly knowledge and the way he was completely domineering made him ooze “Daddy”. And Stiles was definitely into that as well. Plus Peter was much more direct in his want for the younger man. Whereas Derek preferred a subtle approach, the older werewolf preferred to be much more direct, such as surprising Stiles late at night by lying on his bed in nothing… absolutely nothing, allowing his hard cock to be presented. And that was impressive too.

Therefore, Stiles stood in the middle of the loft, looking between the expectant Peter and Derek as they both stared him down, waiting for his answer. Derek had his buff arms crossed in front of his large chest, his pecs stretching the fabric of his shirt to the limit. Then Peter eyed Stiles in a cocky manner that said, “I’m waiting”, and Stiles couldn’t help but drool over the wisps of manly chest hair that creeped out of his deep v-neck.

“Um,” Stiles stalled, still incredibly torn between the two men before him. He was sympathetic and understood their frustration, yet he was also deeply conflicted between them. He wanted Derek, and he wanted Peter. It was not as simple as pointing at one of them and writing off the other. “I’m sorry, guys. I know it’s annoying, but I really can’t choose between the two of you.”

Derek gave one of his characteristic sighs, even rolling his eyes. “If you need some time to think about it, then I guess that’s fine,” he growled under his breath, obviously growing impatient.

“Or,” Peter smirked, “maybe I could help you make up your mind?” He hold out his arms, showcasing the tight t-shirt he wore which seemed to be painted onto his lean musculature.

Derek directed his quiet growl at his uncle, who bared his canine teeth in response. Both of the hunky werewolves growled at each other, trying to intimidate the other into backing out of their courting of Stiles, all the while the human awkwardly shuffled his feet.

“Dammit,” Stiles cursed to himself. “I just wish that there was a way I could choose the both of you.”

At that moment, Derek launched towards Peter, his teeth bared and his claws protruding. Peter leapt forward as well. However, the crash that Stiles was expecting didn’t come. Instead, Derek’s muscular body slammed into Peter’s older and leaner one, the action resulting in an something more akin to two liquids meeting.

Stiles’s eyes widened when he saw what looked like Peter’s slimmer body being swallowed by Derek’s larger one. Derek looked shocked and Peter let out a surprised gasp as they witnessed their bodies merging together. It seemed as if Derek’s body was taking Peter’s into his own, both of their bulk combining and forming a much larger form. Derek’s already large muscles took in Peter’s toned ones, growing in size to the point where his biceps inflated the smallest bit and his pecs puffed out a little more, even having Peter’s chest hair grow out over them. Their clothes even merged together, leaving Peter’s classic deep v-neck shirt being covered by Derek’s black leather jacket, their blue jeans looking the same yet containing a much, much larger bulge in the front of them. Lastly, Derek and Peter’s head smashed into each other, molding together for a brief second before forming a brand new visage. This new face had Derek’s eyebrows and serious eyes, yet it also had Peter’s cocky smirk and the little lines indicating his maturity. Peter’s stylized hairstyle took on Derek’s black hair color with some little grays at the sideburns, and Derek’s manly stubble grew out over Peter’s square jaw.

Finally, before Stiles stood a muscular, taller man who had traits belonging to both Derek and Peter. It did however take Stiles a second to realize that this brand new man before him had one eye being Derek’s alpha red while the other was Peter’s beta blue, letting him know that although it seemed impossible, both men were in this new form before him.

The newly merged Derek/Peter used both of his larger, muscled arms to feel around his new body in awe, a shocked look on his handsome face. “Wha-what?” he wondered aloud in his deep, manly voice that had Derek’s baritone and Peter’s cocky inflection. “What just happened?” He looked up at Stiles in wonder and confusion, taking an uneasy step forward, trying to get the hang of having two minds controlling one body that contained both of their strength and musculature.

Stiles was stunned silent for once. His jaw hung low and his eyes were wide as saucers. “Holy crap,” he finally breathed as he watched the merged werewolves stumble around in their shared body, deeply turned on by the way the new guy’s large hairy pecs strained against Peter’s shirt and how Derek’s leather jacket struggled to contain the broadened shoulders. Best of all was how tight the pants were, showcasing the nearly foot long cock that snaked down the guy’s beefy thigh.

Derek/Peter looked up at Stiles, shock and horror over his new face. “Stiles!” he gasped. “We have to figure out a way to fix this— No! Wait!— What? Are you crazy?”

The poor human felt like he was going to get an aneurism watching the merged werewolves argue with one another in their shared body, each one fighting for control over the other.

“This might sound weird, but if we stay this way, then there’s no need for one of us to lose him!” the merged man said, his broad shoulders relaxing the slightest bit.

Stiles didn’t know which wolf offered the idea, but he could see the conflict the other one had as the new man scrunched up his face before briefly glancing at Stiles, a small, shy smile forming on his face.

“Do… d-do, uh, do you you think you can deal with this?” Derek/Peter asked quietly, holding out his buff arms to showcase his muscled-up, shared body.

It didn’t take a rocket scientist to guess Stiles’s answer, especially after he took one more look at the monster cock that the merged werewolves had. “Absolutely,” he gasped.

The new man rushed forward and took Stiles into his arms, and Stiles marveled at how the man held him with a combination of Derek’s gentle caution and Peter’s aggressive passion, seemingly the best of both worlds. He leaned down and pressed his lips to Stiles’s, growling happily.

“We can deal with this too,” Derek/Peter agreed, nuzzling their mate with glee.

“So… do I call you Deter or Perek?” Stiles asked.

“Peter! There you are! We’ve been looking all over for you!” Stiles exclaimed as he stomped into the gym, heading over towards the weight pile where the shirtless werewolf was working out. He was ready to chew him out for being M.I.A. for several days, but froze in his spot when he looked over the older former alpha.

Instead of his usual dapper self, Peter was a hulking beast. The shirtless stud sat on the bench and lifted dumbbells, his inflated biceps bulging to the size of bowling balls and without a doubt being no longer able to fit in his tailor-fitted shirts. Speaking of which, his cumbersome pecs were enormous, ballooning out from his chest to the point where they obscured part of his neck and to where his erect nipples were pointing straight downwards. Even his abs were pronounced and his waist seemed pinched inwards before meeting a pair of raggedy cargo shorts that he would normally never be seen dead in. This over-muscled Peter was nothing like the arrogant werewolf Stiles was used to, making his jaw drop in wonder and confusion.

Peter looked over at the surprised Stiles and flashed him a smile, yet his eyebrows were worriedly knitted together. “Yeah Bruh,” he said, his voice sounding deeper than usual, “all you had to do was check the gym. Ya know I’d here workin’ on my pump!”

He set one of the dumbbells down and flexed a giant bicep in front of Stiles’s wide eyes.

“Feel it,” he teased, leaning closer towards the small human. The cocky smirk that the werewolf wore did not at all match the panicked look in his eyes, which seemed to be silently pleading with Stiles.

“Um, maybe later,” Stiles mumbled, cocking his eyebrow at the muscle man. “Anyways, Peter, why have you been here? I’ve never known you to ever go to the gym once. In fact, I seem to recall you calling guys who go, and I quote, ‘Stupid Muscleheads’.”

“Peter wouldn’t say that,” an unknown voice said.

Stiles looked over to see another muscled up stud sauntering over to the weight pile, clad in nothing but spandex shorts and a yellow tank top that had the sides cut in a way that allowed his hairy, beefy chest to be prominent displayed. The unknown bodybuilder stopped right by Peter and patted his broadened shoulder.

“Peter here lives for working out,” the man laughed. “All this guy’s good for is buildin’ muscle and fuckin’. Right, Peter?”

Peter looked straight into Stiles’s eyes, and the pleading look that they conveyed made the human’s stomach churn slightly. However, the buffed up werewolf bellowed out, “Hell yeah! I love to build up this mass!” To punctuate his point, he made his inflated pecs bounce, the massive mounds leaping up and slamming back down with power, sending a ripple throughout his huge muscles.

Stiles immediately knew that this bodybuilder was behind Peter’s new body and attitude. However, he kept his lips sealed when the man looked over at him, smirking.

“You know what?” he said. “I think Peter’s done for the day. You can take him home.” He turned down to the new muscled up werewolf. “See you tomorrow for your workout.”

“Wait— what?” Stiles called out as the unknown man walked away, leaving him all alone with the bodybuilder Peter.

The newly transfigured Peter stood up, looking about twice as wide as he was before. His large arms rested on his flaring lats, being stuck at an odd angle. His thighs were so large that they rolled around each other with every step, turning his walk into a waddle. He must’ve put on at least one-hundred pounds of solid muscle, completely warping his formerly lean body into a body that oozed muscle and roids.

“Um, should you go get dressed first?” Stiles asked, figuring that he should at least take Peter to Derek or Deaton to try to see what was wrong and how they could help him.

Although the embarrassed look in Peter’s eyes looked like he wanted nothing more than to cover up his new bulk, he shook his head. “No way, Babe,” he chuckled in his deep, slow voice. “I gotta show off these gains wherever I go!”

When the two of them exited the gym doors and were out on the public street, Peter’s face turned bright red with blush as the citizens of Beacon Hills turned to look at his massive, inflated form. He was normally used to people looking at him in admiration due to his designer clothing and charming demeanor, however, now they were marveling at his massive size— some of them drooling with lust while others looking in disgust.

Peter, much to his horror, felt himself throw both of his massive arms up above his head, forming a double biceps pose for all to see. His mouth stretched out into that cocky grin he was forced to wear, and despite himself, he hated that he was getting so incredibly turned on by showing off his vast form to the onlookers… but that paled in comparison to how rock hard he got at the thought of smothering tiny Stiles with his giant pecs, his heart racing at the thought.

“Don’t worry, Peter,” Stiles said as he grabbed a hold of the werewolf’s beefy hand to lead him to his Jeep, “we’ll figure out how to change you back.”

He helped Peter into the passenger seat, trying to hold back a smile when the seatbelt completely disappeared into the cleavage of his giant pecs. When Stiles got into the driver’s seat, he stifled a laugh when he had to lean to the side a little bit due to the hyperbolic broadness of Peter’s shoulders.

“Yeah, I guess I’m just a little too buff for your ride, Little Man,” Peter boasted, and Stiles knew that was his way of apologizing for the inconvenience his size created.

“It’s cool,” Stiles reassured him, patting him on the hand. As he did so, he felt Peter grab a tight hold of it.

Instead of his eyes looking panicked, Peter’s eyes actually looked pleased as he stared down at the little human by his side. “Ya know,” he playfully growled, “I can show ya another muscle of mine.” He winked and gestured down at his shorts.

Stiles’s eyes nearly exploded as he saw the giant arm Peter’s cock had become. It snaked down his leg, looking about as thick as Stiles’s forearm.

Peter flirtatiously bounced his pecs, looking at Stiles expectantly.

“Well,” Stiles hummed, flooring the Jeep in the direction of his apartment, “I guess we can fix this a little later.”

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Stiles, red in the face from obviously trying to hold back a laugh, approached the older werewolf. With the Bestiary in hand, he tapped on Peter’s broad shoulder.

“Hey Peter?” he asked, his voice cracking as he struggled to maintain composure.

“Hmm?” Peter answered, casually looking back at the human, his interest already piqued.

Stiles held out the ancient-looking text, putting on his cutest puppy look. “Can you please read this passage?” he asked. “I’m having a little trouble.”

Peter scoffed and rolled his eyes, but on the inside he was melting at the look Stiles gave him. “Fine,” he sighed, grabbing the Bestiary, not-so-subtly allowing his fingers to graze Stiles’s. He studied the mysterious looking writing, unsure as to what it meant. “Um, cranius reductus frazos imperatum...?”

A slight shudder ran through the werewolf and he swayed on his feet a little bit. He blinked away the stars that filled his vision, seeing that Stiles’s smile had grown exponentially, and he couldn’t help but grin back.

“What is it...” Peter asked, but trailed off when he heard the way his voice sounded like he’d been sucking on helium. “*Ahem, what’s so funny... what’s wrong with my voice?”

The werewolf confusedly looked around the room, his eyes stopping as soon as he saw his warped reflection in the mirror on the wall.

“What happened to me?!” he roared/squeaked when he saw that his head was the size of a pomegranate. He held his hands up in front of his face in shock, freaked out over how humongous they appeared to him with his changed perspective. Everything in the room looked bigger and much farther away. His shoulders seemed as if they’d broadened outwards and his chest was much thicker... however, he knew that it was all a trick of his changed perspective. Everything was the same. His head was just tiny.

Stiles finally lost his composure and burst out into hysterics. “Deaton taught me that little spell!” he laughed, holding onto his sides as the tiny-headed werewolf glared at him. 

“You better fix this!” Peter growled as he tried to look intimidating. However, with his tiny head and his high-pitched voice, he felt more ridiculous than anything.

“Don’t look so mad, Peter. It should wear off by tomorrow morning... I hope.” 

Ever since Stiles had caught him reading his diary (and yes, Peter scoffed at the fact that the human kept a diary), Peter had been feeling a bit off.

The werewolf had barely slept a wink that night, images of a red-faced Stiles spitting in a hateful tone, "Nosey!"

Peter tried to shake it off, and he eventually did almost forget about it. However, he realized the second that he looked in the mirror that not only had Stiles yelled at him, but he'd also cursed him.

"What the hell?" Peter barked, wincing both at the nasally quality to his voice and the fact that his nose had seemingly grown three times overnight. It wasn't like a Pinocchio-esque growth where only the tip elongated, but the shocked werewolf's entire nose had managed to grow in size. It took up so much of his face that he could not ignore the pinkish blur that constantly remained in his lower eyesight. Even turning to the side, Peter huffed annoyedly at how large his nose was, making him look more akin to a toucan than a wolf.

"Maybe this will teach you not to be so damn nosey," Stiles chimed as he passed by the big-nosed werewolf, giving the fuming Peter a wink.

A little something different than my usual head TFs.

Stiles was getting tired of Peter's attitude and overbearing ego, so he figured that if the werewolf had a big head, then he'd help him out.

Peter just had to mouth off at the gym, calling one of the musclemen a "Roided up simpleton".

Over the next few days, the pompous werewolf was surprised to find himself packing on pounds of bulky muscle, complete with a protruding roid gut. All of his clothes were skintight, and despite the initial panic that he'd felt, Peter was finding himself unable to do anything but admire his vast form in the mirror as time went on. If anything, he was forgetting being a trimmed guy at all, only able to think about lifting, posing, and showing off for Stiles.

Speaking of, his boyfriend Stiles, was trying to find a cure, scanning through a magical book as Peter flexed his massive pecs.

"You're really getting big, Peter," Stiles told him, a concerned yet turned on tone in his voice. "I think I might have a lead on how I can help you fix this."

"Sounds good, Bruh," Peter laughed in his deep voice. "I'm getting so fuckin' swole! I already topped 300 pounds this morning. Check how huge these guns are!" Peter, a dim grin on his face, performed a double biceps pose, the fabric of his button down shirt ripping to shreds with the action. "Come and feel 'em, Little Man." He coyly bent forward and flexed his exposed mountain of muscle in front of his boyfriend's shocked face.

Stiles immediately tossed the magic book to the floor. "Maybe we can see if you can top 400 pounds!" he drooled as he ran admiring hands over Peter's bulging bicep.

31 Days of Derek Hale

Day 09: Merge

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“You’re the worst alpha I’ve ever had!” Peter yelled, throwing his hands up in the air dramatically.

Derek snarled in response, baring his massive werewolf fangs. “I wouldn’t have to be so hard on you if you weren’t so damn stupid!” he countered.

The two werewolves continued to argue and yell at each other, their bellowing voices echoing throughout the house and making peace nearly impossible. 

Meanwhile, Stiles rubbed at his temples in irritation as he tried to read some articles for his college classes, irked that he couldn’t get any studying done with the werewolves’ dick measuring contest going on in the background. Worse was that ever since Peter miraculously came back from the dead, he and Derek seemed to be at each other’s throats constantly.

“You’re the most selfish member of the pack!” Derek growled, puffing out his chest as he tried to threaten the older werewolf. “I should’ve kicked your ass out a long time ago!”

Peter, being the drama queen that he was, rolled his eyes exaggeratedly. “Oh please, Pup,” he spat. “You have no clue what the hell you’re doing. Shit, your little pack would fall apart if it wasn’t for my help.”

The two men kept yelling at each other, ruining any semblance of tranquility as they puffed out their chests in what could be described as a “Bro Off”. Both of them would bark and yell, yet neither one of them dared to throw the first punch.

Finally, Stiles slammed his book shut, over their childish behavior. “Will both of you shut the fuck up?!” he cried.

Derek and Peter both froze to stare at him in bewilderment.

“He started it,” Derek muttered, gesturing at Peter heatedly.

“I don’t care who started it!” Stiles exclaimed. “We’re all in the same pack, so if the two of you could figure out a way to be closer, that’d be perfect!”

As soon as the words left Stiles’s full lips, an electric quality appeared in the air, making the hairs on the werewolves’ arms stand at attention. Before anyone could ask what was going on, Derek and Peter felt themselves moving towards one another, their limbs acting on their own accord.

Against their will, Derek and Peter both raised their arms and seemingly embraced one another in a hug, the two of them wearing worried expressions on their handsome faces as they desperately tried to regain control of their bodies. Even Stiles was shocked, his jaw hanging low as he watched the two werewolves hug one another.

Then something else happened.

Derek was the taller one, and it seemed as if Peter’s smaller (yet still muscled) body melted into Derek’s larger one. As the werewolves merged together, their muscles appeared to combine, becoming larger and much more defined. Their arms combined, becoming larger with much bigger biceps than before. Pecs protruded out in front of their bodies, capped by large, nubby nipples that were twice the size of their respective ones. Even their clothes seemed to merge together, taking Peter’s blue button down and Derek’s white tank, morphing them into a blue and white muscle tank top that served to show off their large muscles.

Derek and Peter were stunned silent as their heads positioned themselves upon broadened shoulders, sitting side by side.

When the changes finally ceased, standing where the two werewolves previously argued with one another, was a two-headed muscle beast. Derek and Peter stared in shock and horror as they used the buff arm that they could control to feel around their shared body, blushing when they could feel the exact same sensations.

“Wh-what happened to us?!” Derek panicked, taking an awkward step forward as if he could pull himself away from his shared body. All that served to do was make his new body stumble, Peter in control of the other leg.

Even Stiles was stunned silent, unable to wrap his head around what was happening. Moments before, Derek and Peter had been arguing, and then they were sharing a body that was twice the size of their normal ones.

Peter felt around his shared body in disbelief, bristling when he noted the obscene size of his enlarged muscles. “H-how did this happen?!” he gasped, unable to wrap his head around the fact that he and his nephew shared an over-muscled body.

Stiles shook his head in disbelief. “All I meant for you two to be closer, not this!” he hurriedly cried. 

The two-headed werewolf struggled to stalk forward, each one of them using the leg that they controlled.

“You better figure out a way to fix this!” Derek growled. “How the fuck can I be expected to perform my alpha duties with this dumbass attached to me? And how can I be expected to be with my boyfriend when I’m sharing a body…” He trailed off when his thoughts were clouded over with Peter’s.

Derek turned his head to glare at Peter’s, who attempted to look away, but given their unwanted proximity, the attempt was moot.

“Really?”  Derek growled, anger bubbling up in his gut.

Peter blushed, but tried his hardest to look unbothered. “He’s kinda cute,” he muttered under his breath, referencing his secret crush on Stiles, which Derek could pick up on thanks to their shared body.

Both of the werewolves flinched when they felt a throbbing in their pants. They each used the arm they controlled to yank down their pants, revealing the twin cocks that they possessed. Both of the impressive members stood at perfect attention, directed straight towards the shocked human.

Derek and Peter sniffed at the air, surprised at the heat radiating off of Stiles.

“Really?” they both asked in unison, shocked at the fact that Stiles seemed to be turned on. 

Stiles shrugged cheekily. “Well, I love Derek, but I also think that Peter is hot, in a weird sorta way,” he admitted, blushing.

Derek and Peter sighed, their shared shoulders rising and falling with the action.

Derek used his arm to scratch at the back of his head. “Well,” he mumbled, “I guess we could try to make this work…”

Peter looked downward at the two cocks that were attached to his and Derek’s shared body. “I hope that Stiles can take two at a time,” he said.

Stiles eagerly nodded. “I can look up some stretches!” he rushed, already looking forward to getting fucked by his new two-headed boyfriend.

Peter: Name? Stiles: Stiles Stilinski Peter: Sex? Stiles: Absolutely! Peter: No, Male or female? Stiles: Doesn’t matter.

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I had contemplated doing this post for awhile , because quite frankly I wasn't sure what I was trying to accomplish and even now I am not sure what my goal is. I just know that I don't want to scream into the void . I want to be heard.

Some of you might be aware of one of the most recent tw confession blogs . In one of their more recent posts a very interesting discussion occurred.

One of my mutuals pointed out a collection of fics that are labelled as "101 ways to kill Scott McCall". At first I didn't even notice this , because idk. Maybe I just glazed over it , however when more people began interacting with the publication I SAW IT and I just had to check for myself .

One of said fics is called "Kill-a-Character Bingo - Scott McCall" which is a fanfiction of 26 chapters in which Scott is killed in various grotesque and humiliating ways.This is one of the chapters:

Outside of feeling gross , disillusioned and honestly sick to my stomach , I was also beyond perplexed . It is one thing to dislike a character . To be so annoyed by them that you just want them gone by any means necessary . I can even understand killing them in your own fic as a "treat" . I can't say I am on board with that , but still I can put myself in your shoes...sort of. Writing a fanfiction in which your main focus is a character you loathe , on the other hand, is ...confusing to say the least.

I can already hear some of you saying "It is not like I wrote this" and you are right , but what about the people supporting it .

115+ people apparently consider this good , entertaining . Gave the "author" their silent encouragement to keep going .

To be fair this fic is from the end of 2023 so the kudos are not that much so let's look at their most recent work with the "Dead Scott McCall" tag -"Compare" which was written at the beginning of February 2024

Over 100 kudos in the span of 3 months . Not too shabby for ao3.How much is too much ? How much longer can you use the "just a few rotten apples" argument?

If you are wondering how Scott's life ends in this story , one of the readers was more than happy to inform us.

I am going to avoid name-calling ,okay. I know that realistically not all of you are like this (thank god). I just want to ask. Do you think this is healthy? Do you think that is a fulfilling way for someone to spend their free time? Are you going to be comfortable being near this person and their fans knowing this is one of their "hobbies"? I don't know about you , but I would definitely be keeping my distance.

Again, I have no clue what is the point of this . I don't want you to attack the user . They would most likely just double down on doing what they know best . Maybe some of you would understand why people from my side of the fandom are so willing to accuse you of certain things instead of getting butthurt . Though that is most likely also asking for too much.

not me trying to find more content for my stiles crackships and then having to settle for everything I’ve already read

not me having read some random crossover fics and only shipping those obscure ships now

this might just be one of the best posts ive read about the “stiles keeps things from the nogitsune” trope. it has always been something i was so damn interested in and could never find posts about it that wasnt all the same. so fucking huge props and thanks to you op!!

What if Stiles got left with scattered remains of the nogitsune’s knowledge and memories, but he struggled to organize them once he was back in charge of his mind?

Like what if he got his own childhood memories of Christmas mixed in with winter solstice celebrations from centuries ago. Or he can’t quite distinguish things Scott said about a new kelpie from the kelpie incident of 1876.

But worst of all is the languages. He’s been left with enough words and grammar from a dozen languages, with centuries of slang and dialects, that sometimes he can’t tell you what language he’s thinking in, much less speaking.

It’s unbelievably frustrating, because sometimes he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. Suddenly everyone is looking at him strangely, and only then does he hear the Japanese coming from his mouth. He tries to switch back to English but ends up in French, although somehow with Punjabi word order.

It gets worse. So bad that he has to drop out of regular school and take online classes because he can’t reliably answer tests in English. It takes so much longer for him to communicate with the pack that he starts clamming up more often. Rather than spend 30 minutes trying to explain a plan that will be discarded anyway, he just stays back and hopes that he’ll be able to speak English when the current plan goes to shit.

Peter finally swans into one of these pack meetings eventually, and realizes something is very, very different with Stiles. He doesn’t question him immediately though, because McCall is currently putting together an attack so stupid that it might actually blow up half the town.

Stiles must realize it too, because he suddenly interrupts with loud exclamations and wide gestures- all in Irish Gaelic.

Peter watches, fascinated as it becomes apparent that Stiles thinks he’s speaking English. When he finally pauses and looks around for agreement, his expression starts to fall as he realizes no one understood.

-Until Peter stands up and says, “Stiles is right. If you provoke them into chasing you, they’re likely to tap into natural gas lines and blow us all to hell. You need to draw them in peacefully somehow. I like his idea of leaving small magical tokens to lead them in the right direction.”

The stunned relief that Stiles feels would be overwhelming to his nose, if Peter weren’t already particularly inclined to Stiles’ scent.

Another day, and Stiles cannot for the life of him, get himself to speak or write in English. At this point he’s gone through Mandarin (Beijing dialect), bits of Welsh, and old high German. In a fit of pique, he finally whips out his phone and sends a text to Peter, demanding that he translate it into English.

Peter sends it back, with the addition that the diner on sixth has a new black bean burger that’s delicious. When Stiles shows it to his dad, they’re finally able to go get dinner at a reasonable hour rather than playing charades until it’s too late to eat.

Stiles starts texting Peter more and more, because he’s the only person who knows enough languages to understand what Stiles is saying most of the time, regardless of what language he’s speaking, or whose grammar he’s borrowing.

Then he starts texting him just because he wants to talk to him, and then, eventually, they get to know each other well enough that Stiles finds out that Peter was a linguist before the fire. And a speech pathologist.

Peter hasn’t offered his services yet, but Stiles knows he’s working up to it. He knows Peter will bring it up in a manipulative way to make it seem as if it’s no big deal and he doesn’t really care. But mostly he knows that he should take him up on it. If Peter can help him get his speech organized again, he’ll be able to talk to his dad. He’ll be able to contribute at pack meetings, he can ask where things are at the grocery store, he can yell at other drivers in a way that communicates exactly why Stiles is giving them the finger- he’ll be able to talk again. 

But that will also mean he has to sort through all the bits and pieces that the nogitsune left behind.

Anyway it all comes down to therapy therapy therapy, both speech therapy and mental health therapy. Stiles manages to turn speech therapy into sexy makeouts but let’s be real he probably doesn’t have to try that hard because it’s Peter. 

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@britishassistant

May I offer a Steter AU where Stiles is a regular at Peter's bar and orders the safeword drink to escape a bad date, and Peter has to try very hard to not murder said bad date while helping Stiles escape, in this trying time?

  I’m not sure if this is what you wanted, but I tried my best.

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  Peter has been working as a bartender at club Alpha for years now.

His family has run the club for generations and Peter was previously the owner before he gave that title to his nephew Derek, instead choosing to work at the bar.

Being a bartender means he's seen a lot of different faces and dealt with a handful of situations, one of which being a blind date gone south.

Just like right now.

A young man who Peter's seen for months now walked to the bar with another man behind him.

The guy's a regular, one whose sarcastic remarks he's become very fond of, so Peter can easily tell how uncomfortable he is. Instead of reacting though, he waits for them to come to him.

Stiles, as Peter vaguely remembers his nephew calling him, looked annoyed as the slightly older man clung to him.

Peter could feel the disgust working its way onto his face, but he stopped himself just in time for the two to stop in front of him. "Hey, can I get an Angel Shot?"

An angel shot, code for "Help me ditch this dude." Peter could feel rage boiling inside him as the man beside Stiles kept putting his hands lower than they should be whenever Stiles pushed them away.

Of course, he couldn't let the disgusting filth of a man catch on to what Stiles wanted. So Peter kept calm and asked normally, "How would you like that?" "Neat, please."

Peter nodded and moved to the side where one of the security was hanging around. Once he made sure the filth wasn't paying attention to him, he whispered to them.

"Ethan, kid. I need you to distract someone for me while I walk someone out." Peter pointed to a clearly uncomfortable Stiles, who was trying to get away from the filth bothering him.

Ethan nodded to Peter and whispered into the ear of the guy sitting next to him before standing and holding a hand out for him to grab.

Peter watched as Ethan pulled his lover towards Stiles and the trash next to him.

To anyone who didn't know them, Ethan and his lover Danny would seem like regular visitors, since only a few of the security wear uniforms.

It makes it easier to catch someone in the act of doing something if they don't know that you're security, since normal bystanders usually won't do anything.

Peter asked another bartender to keep watch while he dealt with something, all the while watching as Danny and Ethan danced just a bit away from Stiles and the filth.

Peter watched as Stiles told the filth something, likely an excuse to get away, but the man looked increasingly frustrated.

Just before anything could get out of hand, Danny accidentally bumped into him, apologizing repeatedly.

Danny looked embarrassed about the incident and offered to buy the man a drink as Ethan blocked the man's view from Stiles, giving him the space to sneak out.

Ethan subtly pointed Stiles towards Peter, who was now waiting at the end of the bar for him.

Looking at the scene, Peter would say they deserved an Oscar for their acting, but he pushed that away to focus on Stiles, who was more important at the moment.

Stiles rushed towards Peter, sending a silent thanks to the two security guards.

Peter was quick to push them both through the crowd and out the back door, leading them to the back parking lot where only a few cars were parked.

The back parking lot was usually reserved for staff, but Stiles, the friend to many of the workers as well as Peter's nephew himself, was allowed a pass.

The two of them tried to walk the few feet to Stiles' jeep but stopped when Stiles kept stumbling. Stiles almost tripped on his own feet if it wasn't for Peter being quick enough to catch him.

Peter pressed the back of his hand to Stiles' forehead carefully. "Kid, how much did you drink?"

Peter pulled back just enough to get a better look at Stiles now that they were covered in light from the nearby lamppost. The kid was a mess.

He was slightly dazed, his face was a bit heated, and he could barely keep himself up on his own without Peter holding him up. Despite all of that, Stiles pushed Peter away lightly and tried to wave him off.

"I'm fine. I only had a few shots." Peter gave him an incredulous look, his eyebrow raising skeptically. "Please. You look like shit, and you're about to fall right now."

As Peter said that, Stiles was in fact leaning a bit too far to the side. Peter quickly placed a hand around his waist to hold him up, deciding to ignore the increase of heat in Stiles' face.. for now.

"Ha ha. Very funny. You must be Peter." Peter gave Stiles a look. "And how exactly did you guess my name by that?" Stiles chuckled as Peter helped him sit on the curb next to his jeep.

"Being painfully honest seems to be a family trait. Besides, the puppies mention you a lot."

Stopping midway from texting Scott to look at Stiles, who was now drunkenly ethereal-looking under the streetlights, Peter put up a sarcastic attitude. "Good things I'd hope, but I highly doubt that."

Stiles snorted. "They called you a manipulative psycho with a blunt attitude and sarcastic tongue." Peter scoffed before sending a text to Scott and putting his phone away as he moved to sit next to Stiles.

"Glad to see they think so highly of me." Peter smirked as Stiles laughed. "Do you think I'm what they say I am after this little interaction of ours?" "Yep."

Peter shook his head with a look of mock hurt, even going as far as placing a hand on his chest. "Not even a moment's hesitation. How upsetting. Even after I just helped you escape the club unnoticed."

Peter sighed dramatically. "Where is my thanks?" Peter looked up just in time to notice Stiles moving just the slightest bit closer. "My knight in shining armor-" Stiles looked Peter up and down with a grin.

"-or slacks." Stiles leaned back just a bit before giving Peter a look. "Maybe I can show you my thanks tomorrow when you have the day off."

Peter had to restrain himself from jumping the kid at the implication in his suggestion. "I don't have the day off tomorrow." "You do now."

Stiles gave him a flirtatious look and Peter had to stop himself again from rushing forward. Instead, he asked him with his eyebrow raised, "And how exactly do you plan to change my schedule?"

Stiles hummed as he shrugged. "You're not the only one who can be manipulative when you wanna be."

Despite the way he acted earlier, Stiles looked almost sober as he said that, licking his lips and glancing at Peter's.

Peter started to lean forward, but they were interrupted by the sound of someone calling out for Stiles. Peter looked frustrated at the interruption as Stiles smirked, as if he expected this.

There, walking towards them, was Scott McCall. Derek's business partner and Stiles' childhood best friend.

At the tension between them, Scott gave the two a look before helping Stiles into the passenger seat and driving off after a quick thanks to Peter, who was now alone.

Peter returned to his station to find the trash from earlier nowhere in sight. For the rest of the night, all Peter could think of was Stiles and what he implied earlier.

He felt resentful towards Scott for having the worst timing. The only thing that made up for it was a text from an unknown number early the next morning.

Unknown: Hey, this is Stiles Realized I didn't give you my number last night

Peter jumped out of bed the moment he read the texts, all of his previous bitter tiredness out the window.

Stiles: Mind meeting up for drinks? Then I can thank you properly

At that, Peter was dressed and rushing out the door to meet Stiles.

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Title: Of Witches & Wolves

Fandom: Teen Wolf.

Pairing(s): Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski.

Rating: Mature.

Warning: Contains domestic violence in chapter 2.

Chapter: 2/?

Summary: Adjusting to life after the deaths of the crazed Alpha and Kate Argent, Scott and Stiles have barely gotten back to having normal lives when the monsters start to come out again, and not all of them are supernatural this time. Stiles learns a shocking secret about his mother and her side of the family.

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Title: Of Witches & Wolves

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing(s): Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski.

Rating: Mature.

Warning: Contains domestic violence in chapter 2.

Chapter: 3/?

Summary: Adjusting to life after the deaths of the crazed Alpha and Kate Argent, Scott and Stiles have barely gotten back to having normal lives when the monsters start to come out again, and not all of them are supernatural this time. Stiles learns a shocking secret about his mother and her side of the family.

Stiles: Dad, I have a boyfriend. (Sees, his father grabbing his keys) where are you going?

Sheriff Stilinski: I'm just gonna have a little talk with Derek Hale.

Stiles: That's not the Hale I'm dating...

(Across town, confused) Peter: Why do I feel like I'm in danger?