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half a heart ⤑ knj | m.
⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦:〝 you and namjoon have always been the best of friends; who just happen to be in love and are refusing to do anything about it. 〞best friends to lovers. childhood friends to lovers. idiots to lovers.
❥ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: namjoon x reader
❥ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: angst ⋆ fluff ⋆ smut
❥ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 19.5k
⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: empHASIS ON THE IDIOTS TO LOVERS, pining, god there’s so much pining, namjoon is the sweetest man and this fic will ruin all other men for you, slight jealousy, slight possessive!namjoon, soft dom!namjoon, big cock!namjoon, sub!reader, biting, marking, grinding, dry humping, dirty talk, nipple play, nipple sucking, fingering, handjob, unprotected sex, riding, soft sex, i am in love with kim namjoon, some deep dicking because its not a sol fic for joon without this, creampie, slight cumplay
➵ 𝑎/𝑛: there’s honestly so much fluff in this and that is a testament to how much i love Kim namjoon papa bless,
⏤ thank you to my sweet beans @peekaboongi and @shadowsremedy for beta reading this for me ♡
⇥ part of the mixtape series
Decidedly, there have been many days in your life. Some happy, some sad. Some you remember better than others while others fade away into the back of your mind. Some are ingrained so deep in your mind that when you close your eyes, you can see every detail as if it’s currently happening. None, however, do you remember more clearly than the day you met Namjoon. It had been almost two decades ago; when you were five, and he was six. You remember being nervous - your parents had just moved to Seoul - and unlike your small port town of Yeosu, you had no friends, nor did you know anyone.
Seoul had originally felt like an adventure, but actually moving there had been a lonely experience. Tall skyscrapers dwarfed your form, and life moved as fast as its people - unlike your sleepy hometown. Thus, when your mother had brought you to the park, you’d clung to her skirt - too afraid to venture out and speak to anyone. Closing your eyes, you can still see the faded metal of the monkey bars, hear the tinkering laughter of children running around and smell the sweet scent of the Bungeoppang stall that was nearby.
It had all been incredibly overwhelming back then, and you’d only hidden further behind your mother’s legs. Until - you’d spotted a boy, as lonely as you. A fond smile curls on your face as you remember Namjoon’s little frame. With chubby cheeks, curious eyes, and dressed in little shorts and a bright red t-shirt, he’d sparked your own curiosity. Unlike the other children, he wasn’t running around, or climbing the slide, or even hanging from the monkey bars. Rather, he sat crouched on the floor, intrigued brown eyes staring intently at the bushes as he stuck his hand into the shrubbery.
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These Trump NFT cards seem a bit unrealistic. 🍆🤓 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmW4fy3OF_B/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Life Tip #46
assert your dominance by slamming your bare face into a fresh pile of snow with no context or explanation. if i saw somebody do that from outta nowhere, i wouldn’t know what the hell was going on but damn does that radiate bde
Life Tip #54
power move: point in random directions while telling stories at a part that doesn’t make sense. watch your audience swivel around in confusion but then lower your hand and continue as if nothing happened.
ex. you: So I was walking my dog— (point at tree behind person)
person: (turns around, sees tree, no dog visible, turns back around) why did you—?
you: (lower hand) and you know, my dog’s a really wild boy, so i’ve been thinking about sending him to a doggy daycare or something, get some tips on how to make him stop peeing on the carpet.
i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde
Chris Evans | Red Carpet | Mission Hills World Celebrity Pro-Am (2014)
Also acceptable:
Mistress, Ma’am, Monster, or occasionally Daddy.
Hopefully soon I will go to Israel and be able to place a rock on your grave. Maybe I will go to the store and get a special gemstone and use that instead. I will sit and talk with you about how you wanted to hang out when you came home and how we never got to. How you had so much to do, so much to give, so much to experience and it was cut short. I will talk of the times we had together and how I hope you are doing well up in shamayim. And I will cry. I will stay with you until I no longer can but my rock will still be there. It will not decay. It will lay on your early grave when I am not able to. And with it I will tell you how much I miss you.
I'm fairly certain that Henry could absolutely bruise my esophagus anytime he wants
How many ways are there to say "fuck me until I need a wheelchair?"
i’m so obsessed with your ex (#mgg + kat dennings)
she could ask me to do anything and i’d be on my hands and knees, night and day, on the floor, in the car, in public, anywhere and anything. for her. i need a break i’ve been on here for too many consecutive hours at a time (im gonna stay on).
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