Me: Enjoying A New Movie, Show, Book, Game

me: enjoying a new movie, show, book, game

my brain: I’m gOnNa rUin tHis wHoLe mAn’S cAreEr *proceeds to hyperfixate on said media*

Get this:

I go into hibernation for years, but instead it was really a cocoon and i go through the phases of metamorphosis, and become a butterfly.

or a moth??? i have no clue. either would be fine. 

this is the only way anyone will ever get me to read the books

we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson's pov

Headcanons and Random Thoughts TM I Have

(because why not) I’m only going to do three or four for each, but if this gets attention i’ll do more.

1. Aurora Rising

Zila would wear a suit, don’t @ me (aND SHE’D LOOK AMAZING IN IT)

Tyler Jones has an obvious hero complex, but I thought I’d add it here because it isn’t explicitly stated in the books

Scarlett has to be almost Sherlock Holmes level at reading people (like hOw)

Cat and Auri would totally be lowkey highkey DnD nerds (so would Fin and Zila)

2. X-Men/Overall Marvel

Deadpool, Colossus, and Cable are all husbands. this is now canon. you can’t stop me. (i sWear to gOd Marvel we need Pansexual Deadpool)

based on the Deadpool and X-Men movies (i’m sorry i just watched them with my friend recently) you could never have a mutant with the same abilities ever. they could be similar, but it most likely isn’t possible (idk if this was ever mentioned, i just thought it would be cool to bring up).

Shuri and Peter Parker would 100% be a dynamic duo. they could literally solve so many problems together

All of the Avengers or X-Men could have HUGE hero complexes. Alternatively, the could be switched easily to villainy if they had superiority complexes (or inferiority complexes, it depends on how you look at it)

3. Harry Potter

As a kid, Draco definitely wanted to dye his hair. he had perfect hair to dye, but his fAtHeR Lucius wouldn’t let him.

Hermione was the kid that would feel the abstract concept of proving herself. she didn’t feel she had to prove herself to anyone specifically, but she still felt the need to prove herself.

Harry probably had ADHD or something of the like, and his hyperfixations were DADA and Quidditch and probably other stuff like Draco Malfoy

Ron 100% wore all of the jumpers he got from his mother when he got older (like nursing home age). He was an old man, what would you expect

4. Riordanverse (I don’t have any real good ones)

All of the gods existing together in the same world must be so chaotic

Reyna and Hylla have to be my favorite sibling duos, beside Carter and Sadie

Zeus totally made Apollo’s human form have the name Lester to make him even more of a disaster. Like, imagine waking up in a dumpster and learning your name is Lester (no offense to any Lesters out there). Then, you wouldn’t be recognized as a god??? Like imagine how frustrating that would be (especially for APOLLO).

Magnus and Alex are now the dysfunctional parents of the kids who come to their shelter. I find this amazing, and I think they’d both hit it off with all the kids

5. A Court of Thorns and Roses (+ the rest of the series)

Feyre’s daddy issues are Relatable TM

I think Tamlin should have cat eyes, and a dumbass mode (don’t @ me yet again)

Elain is the embodiment of cottagecore

Feyre has a thing with necks- (source: she mentions pretty much every named characters’ neck in ACOTAR, including her own. Also, this is unrelated, but, she had “watery bowls” a lot??????)

6. The Dragon Prince (this is just questions at this point)

Can Callum master any of the other Primal Sources???

Can Rayla mask herself??? Moon elves can make illusions, so why can’t Rayla mask herself?

Ezran is the strongest out of all of them. This is a fact.

Claudia and Soren have daddy issues. Claudia tries to be her father because of the manipulation he put her through, and Soren realizes his father is bAd and separates himself from him.

7. She-Ra

Either Sea Hawk is a theater kid, or he’s a choir kid, and I do not cAre if there’s a difference.

Double Trouble was also a theater kid

Mermista totally would’ve had a Sherlock phase

I love that the writers made Spinerella and Netossa have so much development.

8. The Umbrella Academy

Ben is Ace (I was talking to @disaster-bi-in-a-nutshell while I was doing this-- gracias me amicum)

What happened to the other kids that were born like the seven that Hargreeves adopted? Was this ever mentioned???

because of Hargreeves every one of the characters has daddy issues

Most of these were made at around 2am, so nOne of it will make actual sense. NOTHING IS SPELLED RIGHT I BET, BUT KSGKDGJKSJGKSRJIOGSJIPGJOS. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

i wanna be a dragon

i have three things in my drafts that relate to my yearning- send help