AU, Diego, Klaus, Five, And Allison Live Together In The Same Apartment:

AU, Diego, Klaus, Five, and Allison live together in the same apartment:

Five: where's my yogurt?

Klaus: Was it yours? I thought Diego was...

Five: WHERE'S MY YOGURT?

Allison: so, calmly, what to buy

Diego: I'll give you a ride to the store

Klaus: Diego, how could you?

Five: I didn't finish!-

*The Five and Luther reconcile*

Luther: and don't fight anymore ...

Five: okay, I won't fight...

Luther: hooray

Five: I'll kill right away.

Luther:

Luther: That's not how it works.

Sleeper Five:

Allison, quiet: why did he fall asleep with an axe in his arms?

Diego, also quiet: I think he saw a spider before going to bed. It's safer for him that way

Diego: he was kind of yelling that he was the oldest and smartest person here...

Also Five in s1e2, rolling a toy car in his room: yessssss i ammm

Five: I'm not afraid of anything!! in this life I've seen everything, I've killed, I've survived, no one will be able to me-

Five a second after the thunder rumbled, jumped into Diego's arms, eyes squeezed shut in fear: s-shit, d-diego...s-save me, I'm s-scared...

I'm absolutely certain that Five bites.

That's all.

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