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klaus & ben (sparrow)

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in my heart its diego and five that got stranded instead
The Best of Kristen Schaal as Number Two in The Mysterious Benedict Society
for @shiningsagittarius :)
I know itâs a result of Mr Curtainâs brainwashing and all but Number Twoâs smile gives me serotonin.
For the character ask bingo - Number Two and Esmé Squalor? :D
Number Two:

Esmé Squalor:

too late - prologue

Request: For the Anon who requested a fic with the reader and Diego were best-friends growing up but left with Five to the future and when they come doesnât know what to do
Pairing: Five Hargreeves x Reader and Diego Hargreeves x Platonic!Reader
Summary: After leaving with Five to the future for 17 years, the readerâs best-friend, Diego, doesnât know how to react when he sees his best-friend (and crush) come back in her teenage body with an older consciousÂ
A/N: I changed this up slightly so Iâm sorry to the Anon if you donât like it. This is also short I know Iâm sorry but Iâm thinking of possibly turning this into a series? Idk please tell me if you guys would like that, if so then this would be a prologue and most chapters would be flashbacks (so diego x reader) but yeah tell me if you guys would like that. Anyways I hope you all enjoy this and feedback would be appreciatedÂ
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too late - part two

Request: For the Anon who requested a fic with the reader and Diego were best-friends growing up but left with Five to the future and when they come doesnât know what to do
Pairing: Five Hargreeves x Reader
Summary: A fight at the local donut shop leads to a new problem on Five and the readers mission to stop the apocalypses.
Warnings: Blood, injuries and death
A/N: *says am on hiatus but then decides to continue updating?* Sorry for randomly leaving without a heads up but hereâs another update and part two to my series. If you have any ideas for this series then please feel free to say so in my requests and Iâll give credit when due. Also I know this sinât exactly how the donut shop fight scene went but I decided to change it up a little, hope you guys like it and the pov also changes to third person when it switches to Vanyaâs apartment btw.
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luther and diego really went from "i can't fucking stand you" and decking each other at every given opportunity to having each other's back at every turn because that's how they probably were when they were kids, before numbers and reggie's manipulation favoritism got in the way, and now they're back to sharing the same chaotic energy and one braincell (olga foroga anyone?), spaceboy and the kraken together again, and i think that's b e a u t i f u l
Dancing to âI think Weâre Alone Nowâ while Watching Umbrella Academy
Expectation:

Reality:



Cabal Ministry of Charles... but I headcanonned. a lot.
Lauderdale is like the only accurate one asfgdhsfjsjhdid (and yes I did spell Lau*n*derdale wrong pls ignore that)
These designs for them were all made (except buckingham) without knowledge of how they looked but ngl once I saw how fugly some of them are I was like yeah no its fine just stick with the headcanons and make them hotter than they could ever because I can't draw anything but the generic hot white guy face (these drawings are on the cartoonier side of my artstyle anyway so :P)
+the bug trio awwwwww


i dunno why the lighting is so different these were taken 2 seconds apart
while drawing realistic Buckingham random pencil dots that I am 199% sure I didn't make kept appearing and I almost threw my pencil across the church
Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
Amazing picture

...he got 7 of them
decided to redraw my first piece of tua art since we now know what the mummies looked like!
AU, Diego, Klaus, Five, and Allison live together in the same apartment:
Five: where's my yogurt?
Klaus: Was it yours? I thought Diego was...
Five: WHERE'S MY YOGURT?
Allison: so, calmly, what to buy
Diego: I'll give you a ride to the store
Klaus: Diego, how could you?
Five: I didn't finish!-
Five: God, come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Diego: you asked Klaus if he had a boyfriend...
Five: so what?
Diego: ..and then you started crying because his boyfriend was dead and you felt sorry for him.
Five:
Five, holding his head in his hands: Fuck-
Five: I'm not afraid of anything!! in this life I've seen everything, I've killed, I've survived, no one will be able to me-
Five a second after the thunder rumbled, jumped into Diego's arms, eyes squeezed shut in fear: s-shit, d-diego...s-save me, I'm s-scared...
I'm sorry......but..... imagine Five....dancing with Dolores to "Bongo Chachacha" just because Dolores told him to dance.....
Diego:
Diego: wAit fOr a sEcond-
Luther: I drink sedatives because I can't get over my father's death
Diego: I drink sedatives because I lost my ex-girlfriend and the other one turned out to be a spy :(
Allison: I drink sedatives because I don't sleep well because I'm worried about my daughter.
Klaus: I drink sedatives so I don't have to see THAT DAMN BEN WHO'S ALREADY GOT ME-
Ben: I don't drink sedatives because I'm a ghost :D
Vanya: I drink sedatives because my father told me to....and I still don't know why I drink them...
Five, with a bottle of wine in his hand: I drink.
Sleeper Five:
Allison, quiet: why did he fall asleep with an axe in his arms?
Diego, also quiet: I think he saw a spider before going to bed. It's safer for him that way