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Klaus: what if I hit the gas and the brakes at the same time?

Diego: the car will take a screenshot

five:

five: fuck for the last time I say, get the fuck out of the car

Five: listen, when I was your age....

Klaus: ??

Five: okay, when I was the same height as you..

Klaus: ???

Five:

Five: okay whatever-

Klaus: Okay, I understand that Five is again a transition age, but I don't fucking understand how you could mix VODKA with WHISKEY and drink TEQUILA at 03:00 pm-

AU, Diego, Klaus, Five, and Allison live together in the same apartment:

Five: where's my yogurt?

Klaus: Was it yours? I thought Diego was...

Five: WHERE'S MY YOGURT?

Allison: so, calmly, what to buy

Diego: I'll give you a ride to the store

Klaus: Diego, how could you?

Five: I didn't finish!-

Luther: I drink sedatives because I can't get over my father's death

Diego: I drink sedatives because I lost my ex-girlfriend and the other one turned out to be a spy :(

Allison: I drink sedatives because I don't sleep well because I'm worried about my daughter.

Klaus: I drink sedatives so I don't have to see THAT DAMN BEN WHO'S ALREADY GOT ME-

Ben: I don't drink sedatives because I'm a ghost :D

Vanya: I drink sedatives because my father told me to....and I still don't know why I drink them...

Five, with a bottle of wine in his hand: I drink.

SO WHAT????? S3 UPDATE!!!!!!

Five coos alone with Mr. Pennycramb: are you a good dog?!??! who's a good dog???? you, yes you, such a good my sweet boy!!!!!! such an obedient my favorite dog!!!!!! you and Dolores are the best I have!!!!!!! I love you, my darling!!!! [emotional kisses on the nose]

Diego, Klaus, and Luther passing by his room:

Five, blushing: what are you looking at, you assholes????? what are you looking at????!! get the fuck out of here, you idiots!!!! That I you, morons, not saw that-whether?

Klaus, wiping a tear: He such cute, when is embarras-

Also Klaus later second with bullet under the rib, choking: Yes what a well-aimed....a small and evil miracle....

SHIT TUA 3 UPDATE!!!!!!

Yo-

This only makes a little sense but what if

Klaus Hargreeves has the ability to talk to the dead right?? So what if he is dead?

Died like ages ago i know i know he can't but what if

And because his powers were talking to the dead but because now he himself is dead his powers like reversed and now despite being dead he can talk to the living

That would explain suddenly being able to channel other spirits through him you know-

YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS

ok but hear me out

dave, right after his death, gets taken by the commission/the handler and THEN they wipe his memory and turn him into an assassin AND THEN he ends up, for some reason idk, in klaus’s timeline and then AND THEN

“dave?” “who the hell is dave?”

BOOM WINTER SOLDIER SHIT *sits back in chair and puts feet up on the table* you’re welcome.

tHE TAGS-

Man Klaus and Dave really are just the bandaid for stucky shippers wounded by endgame huh?

Klaus listens to Flesh by Simon Curtis, you can not change my mind

TRUE THO

When people draw Crowley with ghost white skin, he looks just like Klaus from the Comics

i lowkey need this,like, that would make some GOOD angst

the hello goodbye tattoos as just an aesthetic choice are great but they seriously missed out on a scene of The Monocle making klaus get them against his will because he believes they might improve is abilities

bABY-

inspired by this post // on my shop here

you know, these moments when klaus is tied up and there’s no place to hide from withdrawals, and he just starts to plead and make weird promises which he probably can’t even keep. it hits me real hard every time and it tells us about his character, like, a lot??

Every inch of you is perfect from the

to the

Was bored and decided to draw the resident trash guy (I say that as the highest compliment I can give!) so enjoy.

Klaus: Welcome to the Klaus Hargreaves show, starring me, featuring depression and anxiety, created by a God that despises me.

Klaus: *Awkwardly finger guns at camera*

I screamed this is so beautiful i-

y’all out here hating robbie’s hair in the cast pictures and you’re right, but please consider the possibilities of long haired klaus