Something Something I Had A Crush On A Girl In My Class And I Didn't Know How To Deal With It So I Wrote

Something something I had a crush on a girl in my class and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school"

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob. t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2) solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

Hyperspecific poll

Perhaps this novelty has died out a long time ago, but so have I.

*my original surname for when the family lived in Austria was List. I can explain if anyone is interested in the story.

Please reblog.

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Duckling just living his best life