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Glinda: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-

Fyerio: Elphaba’s in love with you

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: W h a t ? !

Glinda, Nervous: So uh, I wanted to ask you-

Elphaba: Oh FINALLY, you are proposing.

Glinda: What- How did you know?!

Elphaba: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Glinda: . . .

Elphaba: I even had to pick it up for you once.

If Gelphie raised a child:

Elphaba: I lost it.

Glinda: What?

Elphaba: The.. thing.

Glinda: If you’re talking about your hat Elphaba it’s in our closet.

Elphaba: No the- [Glinda turns around]

Elphaba: Oh, there it is.

Glinda holding a baby: you mean OUR CHILD?!

Glinda talking to Fyerio: And I’ve been dropping hints that I like her BUT SHE WON’T TAKE THOSE HINTS- [Elphaba walks in the room] Oh Hi Elphie!

Elphaba: What’s going on?

Glinda: I’m in love with my roommate and I’m not even subtle she just doesn’t pick up on it.

Elphaba: She sounds like a moron.

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: She indeed is a moron..

Elphaba: You’re sick, your temperature is 103.9.

Glinda: If I was sick could I do this?! [Intently stares at Elphaba]

Elphaba: What are you doing right now Glinda?

Glinda, confused: Cartwheels. Am I not actually doing them?

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: No my sweet you are not..

Glinda running into the room: I’m so sorry I’m late! I broke down on the way here!

Elphaba: Is your car fixed now?

Glinda: What car?

Elphaba: . . .

Glinda: [Starts crying again]

Elphaba: Glinda are you alright?

Glinda shaking about to have a anxiety attack: Pssh who even is Glinda? Glinda? Not alright?

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: Glin..

Glinda: I’m f-fine Elphaba!

[Elphaba hugs Glinda]

[Glinda starts crying]

Glinda: I’m not fine..

Elphaba: And that’s absolutely alright.

Glinda trying to interrogate Elphaba: Elphie how many cups of coffee have you had today?

Elphaba: I don’t know, how many hours did you sleep last night?

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: Touché. But I’ve got my eye on you. [Dramatically leaves the room walking backwards glaring at Elphaba]

Glinda walking into the room crying very quietly: e-elphie?

[Elphaba stands up right away, walking up to Glinda and hugging her]

Elphaba: What’s wrong my sweet?

Glinda: I got a paper cut.

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: That’s terrible. Do you need a bandage or something?

Glinda: No! I just wanna hug and cuddle. And you can’t escape because I’m hurt!

Elphaba: Of course..

Elphaba after a short pause: You cut your finger on purpose to trick me into cuddling you, didn’t you?

Glinda: Maybe! You’ll never know.

I READ A GELPHIE FIC ON AO3 BY YOU I LOVED IT SO MUCH I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE YOU THANK YOU FOR YOUR TALENT

I have never been so aggressively complimented before. Thank you kind person, I just write the stories I wish were there. Glad you love my work, maybe don’t aspire to be me though, I’m too chaotic. XD I just see Gelphie and I write Gelphie.

Glinda: [Screams]

Elphaba: [Running into the room with her broom and shielding Glinda from the threat]

Elphaba: Are you ok?! Who’s attacking?!

Glinda: . . . Hehehe. No one! I just wanted attention! ☺️

Elphaba: . . . Of course you did.

Glinda standing next to Elphaba having a mental breakdown internally and refusing to do anything about it: . . .

Elphaba: What is it Glin?

Glinda: [In pure silence sits on the ground and just clings onto Elphaba’s leg and starts crying]

Elphaba: Glin it’s 9 AM-

[Gilinda looks up at Elphaba with horror anxiety ridden eyes]

Elphaba: Sigh Ok Glin, do you want me to pick you up and take you back to our doorm?

Glinda: [Nods]

Elphaba: Ok.. [Proceeds to carry Glinda back to their dorm, while Glinda cries into Elphie’s shoulder until she drifts off]

[Glinda working on some homework and getting progressively more frustrated the more she doesn’t get it]

Glinda whispering to herself: Come on!

Elphaba across their dorm room: [Raises a eyebrow]

[Glinda gets something wrong again]

Glinda losing it and standing up in anger: OH COME ON! Why do I have to be so bad at this?! I’m stupid! I’m stupid! I’m stupid!

[Elphaba silently stands up and walks super close to Glinda, their faces inches away from on another]

Elphaba angry: Say one more bad thing about yourself. I dare you.

Glinda: I-

Elphaba: How dare you insult my girlfriend! She is sweet! And smart! And kind! And tries her best! How dare you!

Glinda: Ok..

Elphaba: Now come here. [Opens her arms and Glinda hugs her]

Elphaba: You can come back to this later Ok? Stop being so hard on yourself. Once you get back to it, I’ll help you alright? Stop beating yourself up for little mistakes.

Glinda tearing up: Ok..

Elphaba: Hey Glin?

Glinda distracted playing with a small bouncy ball she found: Yeah Elphie?

Elphaba: Would you still love me if I committed arson?

Glinda: Of course Elphie! And haven’t you done it like 3 times already?

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: 4 times now.

Glinda dropping the little ball and staring at Elphaba in disbelief: ELPHABA THROPP! It is 1 AM! It is too late for this!

[Elphaba walks into her and Glinda’s dorm and for some reason doesn’t see Glinda anywhere]

Elphaba: Odd.. She doesn’t like going outside anytime before 10 AM..

[Hears whimpering from the closet]

Elphaba: Sigh Glinda what are you doing in there? Did another one of your shoes break? [Opens the closest finding Glinda on the ground crying in a ball and sits down across from her]

Elphaba: What’s wrong my sweet?

Glinda: Loud! Too loud.. Every little sound hurts, I woke up this morning and it’s like every single little sound is played on a speaker in full volume right next to my ears! I can hear little footsteps like they’re fireworks! And it won’t stop!

Elphaba: Come here my sweet.. [Glinda scotches close to Elphaba and Elphaba holds her, Elphaba sees a pair of earmuffs on Glinda’s messy side of the closest and puts them on Glinda] I got you Glin.

Glinda: Why can’t I be normal? Why is this happening?!

Elphaba: You can’t be Normal, you’re Glinda Upland. As for why it’s happening, it’s because you’re overstimulated.

Glinda: Over.. what?

Elphaba: I’ll explain it to you later, more sound will make it hurt more. [Let’s Glinda cry and cling to her through the episode]

Glinda: Hey Elphie, I’m gonna go take a nap. Wake me up in a hour alright?

Elphaba reading a book: Sure, sleep well Glin.

[One hour later]

Boq: Hey Elphaba, it’s been a hour, shouldn’t you like go wake Glinda up..?

Elphaba: Oh god heavens no! You don’t wake up Glinda.

Boq: What..?

Elphaba: No one. Wakes up. Glinda.

Elphaba: She’s even scarier when she’s tired-angry. [shivers] Plus she didn’t sleep much last night and doesn’t have anywhere to actually be.

Boq: . . .

Glinda: Elphie! I’m bored talk to me!

Elphaba: Alright, it’s cute that you’ve been blushing all day staring at me-

Glinda: Shut up!

Elphaba: But didn’t you just tell me to talk my sweet?

Glinda: . . .

Elphaba walking out the door: Bye Glin, love you. I’m gonna go burn your favorite shoe store down.

Glinda distracted: Ok have fun Elphie

[Elphaba leaves and Glinda sits there for 5 seconds processing what she had just heard and runs out the door after Elphaba]

[Ten minutes later]

Fyerio: [Walking down the street in peace]

Elphaba: [Running down the street with Glinda chasing her]

Glinda: ELPHABA THROPP! DON’T YOU DARE BURN MY FAVORITE SHOE STORE DOWN!

Elphaba: YOU HAVE TO STOP GLINDA! THIS IS BECOMING A PROBLEM! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES!

Elphaba: ALSO SWEET OZ HOW ARE YOU RUNNING SO FAST?! YOU’RE WEARING HEELS!

Fyerio: . . .

[Glinda walks in her and Elphaba’s dorm soaking wet]

Elphaba looking up and putting her book down: Sigh Why are you soaked in water Glinda?

Glinda: I fell into the lake.

Elphaba: And why did you fall into the lake?

Glinda mumbling: I dropped something into the lake..

Elphaba: I didn’t quite hear you!

Glinda: I DROPPED YOUR GLASSES IN THE LAKE!

Elphaba: What- my glasses? Glin, my glasses are on me.

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: GLIN WHO’S GLASSES DID YOU STEAL?!

Glinda: I DON’T KNOW! I THOUGHT THEY WERE YOURS!

[Meanwhile in Dr. Dilamond’s classroom]

Dr. Dillamond: [Runs into a wall looking for his glasses]

Sorry! We all forgot to tell you folks. Yes tour Glinda is taller than her Elphie. Yes it is adorable. Yes it was so funny and cute that during what is this feeling it’s Elphaba who actually has to look up this time.

Tall Glinda is very much a Gremlin who’s also a over protective girlfriend and can be a soft lovable person who wants cuddles from her short girlfriend but the second anyone insults her girlfriend she will throw shoes that are on fire at them whilst chasing them at record breaking speeds.

It’s nice to have a tall Glinda for a change

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME TOUR GLINDA IS TALLER THAN HER ELPHIE